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- DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~1:18:51Speed · 1994“Poor people are crazy, Jack.” / “I’m eccentric.”Episode
Hopper’s class-conscious exchange was selected as the movie’s signature quote.
Runner-up · “That’s a cheap gold watch, buddy.” - DeclaredMar 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985"I'm getting too old for this shit"Episode
They picked the 'too old for this shit' line as the best quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "What are we gonna do now?" - DeclaredJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."Episode
When the podcast returns to quote talk, they again identify the poor-people/no-assholes line as the strongest quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusJan 21, 2026 · ~1:28:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes.Episode
The quoted line about poor people having no assholes is singled out as the best quote, with several other Eddie Murphy lines also admired.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusNov 3, 2025 · ~56:00The Truman Show · 1998"You never had a camera in my head"Episode
CR chose Truman’s camera-line as his favorite quote, while Bill highlighted the security-guard exchange.
Runner-up · The security-guard curtain/blowing-wind exchange - DeclaredMay 5, 2025 · ~2:32:00Star Wars: A New Hope · 1977Han Solo's 'no mystical energy field' speechEpisode
They pick Han Solo's skeptical line about the Force as the best quote.
- DeclaredMar 17, 2025 · ~1:28:00Days of Thunder · 1990“I’m more afraid of being nothing than being hurt.”Episode
The most memorable line for them is Cole’s declaration that he fears being nothing more than being hurt.
Runner-up · “You can’t hide from your bad luck in his car.” - DeclaredDec 23, 2024 · ~1:44:00Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · 1992KevinEpisode
They decide Kevin's quoted lines are the most memorable, with 'suck brick, kid!' singled out as a favorite.
Runner-up · "suck brick, kid!" - Apparent consensusDec 16, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Gambler · 2014"A wise man's life is based around fuck you"Episode
They choose Frank's "fuck you" philosophy as the quote that sticks most.
Runner-up · the "fuck you"/fortress of solitude speech - DeclaredNov 25, 2024 · ~48:00Running Scared · 1986You have the right to a coronerEpisode
They choose Crystal's 'You have the right to a coroner' line as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · Excuse me, we're from Noise Busters. Do you know where the menudo concert is? - DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:12:00Meet The Parents · 2000I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?Episode
They pick the nipple-milking line as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · she was a tomcat - DeclaredOct 28, 2024 · ~1:12:00Halloween 4 · 1988Why is it up to what men want, Rachel? Or maybe Brady won’t be the last man you lose to another woman.Episode
They agree the sheriff’s daughter’s line to Rachel is the movie’s most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “Hey, you, this is city property. No trespassing.” - Apparent consensusOct 1, 2024 · ~56:00The Blair Witch Project · 1999"no redneck is this creative"Episode
They land on 'no redneck is this creative' as the movie's standout quote.
- DeclaredSep 24, 2024 · ~1:04:00Over The Top · 1987“The world meets nobody halfway”Episode
They pick Lincoln Hawk’s line about the world not meeting anybody halfway as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- Apparent consensusSep 17, 2024 · ~56:00John Wick · 2014"I'm thinking I'm back"Episode
They settled on 'I'm thinking I'm back' as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · "There's no rhyme or reason to this life" - DeclaredSep 10, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Sixth Sense · 1999“I see dead people.”Episode
They agree the film’s signature line is the best quote, with several smaller lines mentioned as honorable mentions.
Runner-up · “Keep moving, cheese dick.” - Apparent consensusSep 3, 2024 · ~40:00Night Shift · 1982“I treated you like a son! You fucking stabbed me in the heart!”Episode
They chose the parodic emotional outburst as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “That Barney Rubble, what an actor.” - DeclaredAug 27, 2024 · ~2:00:00Purple Rain · 1984“You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.”Episode
They explicitly choose the Lake Minnetonka line as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- DeclaredAug 22, 2024 · ~1:04:00Rudy · 1993Having dreams is what makes life tolerableEpisode
They choose the line about having dreams making life tolerable as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · null - DeclaredAug 13, 2024 · ~1:28:00The Grand Budapest Hotel · 2014"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity"Episode
They favored Gustave's civilization speech as the film's signature quote, with the cat line and others also getting mentions.
Runner-up · "Did you just throw my cat out the window?" - Apparent consensusAug 6, 2024 · ~56:00Dodgeball · 2004Bold strategy, CottonEpisode
They treat 'Bold strategy, Cotton' as the biggest enduring quote, with several other classics discussed.
Runner-up · Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge - DeclaredJul 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00No Way Out · 1987"You have no idea what men with power can do."Episode
They settled on Scott Pritchard's power-line as the movie's signature quote.
- DeclaredJul 19, 2024 · ~1:04:00Notting Hill · 1999I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.Episode
They choose Julia Roberts’ famous line as the defining quote of the film.
Runner-up · I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. - Apparent consensusJul 15, 2024 · ~1:12:00True Lies · 1994“How come billionaires are always short?”Episode
The quote award goes to the billionaire-short line as the clearest memorable line from the episode.
- DeclaredJul 12, 2024 · ~1:20:00For Love of the Game · 1999"I can’t think of a better reason not to be a Yankee."Episode
Bill initially cites Sam Tuttle’s line about not wanting to be a Yankee, while Mallory favors Vin Scully’s poetic narration.
Runner-up · Vin Scully’s "he’s pitching against time" call - Apparent consensusJul 4, 2024 · ~56:00Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me · 1999get in my bellyEpisode
'Get in my belly' emerged as the quote they treated as the movie’s signature line, with 'machine gun jubblies' as another favorite.
Runner-up · machine gun jubblies - DeclaredJul 2, 2024 · ~56:00The Naked Gun · 1988"I've noticed things that I never knew were there before..."Episode
After trading several lines, Kyle chose Jane's romantic monologue as his favorite quote from the movie.
Runner-up · "You take a chance waking up in the morning..." - Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:04:00The Longest Yard · 1974‘It came too far to stop now’Episode
The room settles on Crew’s late-game speech as the standout quote, with a few other lines getting mention.
Runner-up · ‘I think I broke his fucking neck’ - Apparent consensusJun 4, 2024 · ~56:00Slap Shot · 1977Newman's kiss-off to the ownerEpisode
They identify Paul's Newman's blow-off to the owner as the quote that stands out most.
- Apparent consensusMay 28, 2024 · ~1:20:00Fast Times at Ridgemont High · 1982“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”Episode
They land on Spicoli's 'tasty waves, a cool buzz' line as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “If we don’t get some cool rules ourselves pronto, we’ll just be bogus too.” - Apparent consensusMay 21, 2024 · ~56:00Back to the Future Part II · 1989“What do you mean, a paradox? One of these things that can destroy the universe?”Episode
They cite Doc’s paradox line as the standout quote, while noting the movie does not have a huge quote pile overall.
- DeclaredMay 13, 2024 · ~48:00Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the moneyEpisode
The hosts move this category up because the movie is packed with iconic lines, and they settle on 'Show me the money' as the standout quote.
Runner-up · You had me at hello - DeclaredApr 30, 2024 · ~48:00The Running Man · 1987"I don't want to be the only asshole in heaven."Episode
They land on Yafet Kotto’s line as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- DeclaredApr 23, 2024 · ~56:00Hardcore · 1979"Turn it off!"Episode
They identified George C. Scott’s repeated "Turn it off!" as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- Apparent consensusApr 16, 2024 · ~1:04:00Magnolia · 1999"Respect the cock and tame the cunt"Episode
The room treats Frank T.J. Mackey’s "Respect the cock" speech as the standout quote.
Runner-up · "We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us" - Apparent consensusApr 9, 2024 · ~56:00The War of the Roses · 1989"never apologize for being multi-orgasmic"Episode
The quoted line about being multi-orgasmic is the first and clearest candidate offered for the quote award.
- DeclaredApr 2, 2024 · ~56:00Shot Caller · 2017"You got your rules and we got the gang's rules, and theirs matter."Episode
They land on the line about the gang's rules mattering as the best quote, with the florist line as a strong alternative.
Runner-up · "The world went on without us, Holmes." - DeclaredMar 12, 2024 · ~56:00Risky Business · 1983What the fuckEpisode
They settle on Miles’s 'what the fuck' line as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · No future - Apparent consensusFeb 13, 2024 · ~56:00Forrest Gump (Live from D.C.) · 1994"There's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes."Episode
The shoes line is singled out as the best quote, with the famous chocolates line also mentioned.
Runner-up · "Life is like a box of chocolates" - DeclaredJan 30, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Insider · 1999"Fuck it, let's go to court."Episode
They choose Hewitt’s blunt courtroom line as the top quote, with 'You fucked you' and 'pissed off and curious' as other favorites.
Runner-up · "You fucked you." - DeclaredJan 16, 2024 · ~1:20:00Silver Linings Playbook · 2012"The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself."Episode
They land on Tiff’s line about beating her crazy with crazy as the best quote, while another host prefers Pat’s repeated "I'm not gonna fight."
Runner-up · "I'm not gonna fight, I'm not gonna fight" - Apparent consensusJan 9, 2024 · ~1:12:00Flight · 2012as soon as you realize that the random events in your life are God, you will live a much better lifeEpisode
They land on the line about random events and God as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · i've been every kind of masseuse there is - DeclaredDec 26, 2023 · ~1:04:00Under Siege · 1992“I have 50 gallons of bouillabaisse that I could prepare for tomorrow.”Episode
They settle on the absurd bouillabaisse line as the best quote.
- Apparent consensusDec 19, 2023 · ~1:04:00National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation · 1989the Frank Shirley rant ending with 'Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?'Episode
Clark’s insult-filled bonus speech is treated as the movie’s defining quote, with 'Shitter was full' also getting a mention.
Runner-up · 'Shitter was full' - Apparent consensusNov 28, 2023 · ~1:12:00American Pie · 1999"Fellas, say goodbye to a Chuck Sherman, the boy. Say hello to Chuck Sherman, the man."Episode
They trade several lines, but the Chuck Sherman quote is the one they seem happiest to land on as the best quote.
Runner-up · "This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy." - DeclaredNov 7, 2023 · ~1:04:00Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves · 1991"Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more."Episode
The spoon line is selected as the movie’s best quote after both lines are read out as contenders.
Runner-up · "A wise man once said, there are no perfect men in the world, only perfect intentions." - DeclaredOct 24, 2023 · ~56:00In The Line of Fire · 1993“You can always tell a man by his eyes.”Episode
They first cite the eyes line, then elevate the more profane comeback as the stronger quote.
Runner-up · “You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfucker.” - DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~48:00They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass"Episode
The bubblegum line is treated as the defining quote of the movie.
Runner-up · "You're gonna be teaching semiotics a long fucking time" - DeclaredOct 3, 2023 · ~56:00Toy Soldiers · 1991"The school gets taken over by terrorists, and I'm still on pots and pans."Episode
They pick the pots-and-pans line as the movie's best quote.
- DeclaredSep 19, 2023 · ~1:20:00A Bronx Tale · 2003the saddest thing in life is wasted talentEpisode
The hosts explicitly select Sonny’s line about wasted talent as the best quote from the movie.
- Apparent consensusSep 12, 2023 · ~56:00Blackhat · 2015"You're really hurting for space" at the Korean restaurantEpisode
They revisit a best-quote-style category and settle on Hathaway telling the restaurant staff, "You're really hurting for space."
- Apparent consensusAug 22, 2023 · ~1:04:00Cruel Intentions · 1999"Quiet time"Episode
Quiet time emerges as the line they remember most fondly, with several other quotes mentioned as runners-up.
Runner-up · "I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side" - Apparent consensusAug 8, 2023 · ~56:00National Lampoon’s Vacation · 1983"She's a pool waitress."Episode
The pool-waitress line is singled out as the funniest quote, with other lines mentioned but not elevated above it.
Runner-up · "Is this your idea of a good meal, dog killer?" - DeclaredJul 20, 2023 · ~1:52:00And Justice For All · 1979"There's law and there's order" / "And that's order"Episode
They select Jack Warden's law-and-order line as the best quote.
- Apparent consensusJun 20, 2023 · ~1:28:00Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade · 1989You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.Episode
The Indiana-and-father exchange is presented as the category's main quote, even though Sean also volunteers the Charlemagne line.
Runner-up · May my armies be the birds in the trees and the rocks - DeclaredJun 13, 2023 · ~40:00Blood Diamond · 2006You Americans love to talk about your feelingsEpisode
They pick Danny’s line about Americans talking about feelings as the best quote.
- DeclaredJun 8, 2023 · ~24:00Dumb and Dumber · 1994"So you're telling me there's a chance"Episode
They name the film's two most iconic quotes and then add 'Our pets' heads are falling off' as another classic line.
Runner-up · "Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber..." - Apparent consensusJun 2, 2023 · ~1:44:00Casino Royale · 2006There are dinner jackets and dinner jacketsEpisode
They treated Bond’s dinner-jacket line as the strongest quote in the movie.
Runner-up · I need you looking fabulous - DeclaredMay 23, 2023 · ~1:20:00The Last Days of Disco · 1998"For a group to exist, somebody has to admit to be part of it" / the yuppie dialogueEpisode
They highlight the yuppie definition exchange as the best quote, with a few other lines discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · "Women prefer bad over weak and decisive and unemployed" - Apparent consensusMay 16, 2023 · ~48:00Trading Places · 1983“Fear, that's the other guy's problem.”Episode
The room favors the fear line as the best quote, while also laughing at the jacuzzi line.
Runner-up · “When we were growing up we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.” - Apparent consensusMay 9, 2023 · ~56:00Chef · 2014"I'm good at this. I get to touch people's lives with what I do."Episode
The quote they settle on is Carl's line about being good at his work and touching people's lives.
- DeclaredApr 25, 2023 · ~56:00Sudden Death · 1995"Dead heroes get the best funerals."Episode
They settle on Powers Booth's line about dead heroes getting the best funerals as the top quote.
Runner-up · "Can somebody make this cow stop moaning?" - Apparent consensusApr 18, 2023 · ~1:12:00Alien · 1979“A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”Episode
Ash’s “perfect organism” speech gets the clearest support as the best quote.
Runner-up · “I got you, son of a bitch.” - DeclaredApr 11, 2023 · ~56:00Indecent Proposal · 1993Suppose I were to offer you $1 million for one night with your wife?Episode
They choose Gage's offer line as the movie's standout quote.
- Left openMar 28, 2023 · ~1:04:00Cape Fear · 1991No clear winner recordedEpisode
They offer two strong Martin Scorsese lines, but don't choose a single winner.
Runner-up · "If you hang on to the past, you die a little every day" - DeclaredMar 21, 2023 · ~48:00Adventureland · 2009"Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for."Episode
They agree on the weed line as the movie’s best quote.
- DeclaredMar 14, 2023 · ~48:00Bad Boys · 1983all you lost was some skinEpisode
They choose the line "I lost my brother. All you lost was some skin." as the best quote.
- DeclaredMar 7, 2023 · ~40:00The Purge · 2013“We’re gonna play the rest of this night out a motherfucking piece.”Episode
That line from the neighbors’ confrontation is singled out as the episode’s best quote.
- DeclaredFeb 28, 2023 · ~56:00Catch Me If You Can · 2002"People only know what you tell them."Episode
They settle on Frank’s line about people only knowing what you tell them as the best quote.
Runner-up · "Sometimes it's easier to live in the lie." - DeclaredFeb 21, 2023 · ~1:04:00Whiplash · 2014There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.Episode
The hosts agree the film’s most iconic quote is Fletcher’s line about there being no more harmful words than 'good job.'
- DeclaredFeb 14, 2023 · ~56:00Sleepless In Seattle · 1993"You don't want to be in love, you'd want to be in love in a movie."Episode
The group lands on the 'in love in a movie' line as the standout quote, while the remarriage joke gets honorable mention.
Runner-up · "It's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married after the age of 40." - DeclaredJan 17, 2023 · ~56:00Alive · 1993“If we die, we're going to die walking.”Episode
The group crowns the line about dying walking as the best quote.
- DeclaredJan 10, 2023 · ~1:20:00Sideways · 2004If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!Episode
They choose Miles's anti-merlot outburst as the movie's best line.
- Apparent consensusJan 3, 2023 · ~48:00Cliffhanger · 1993"You murdering motherfucker. Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million, and you're a conqueror. Go figure. Move on, Tucker."Episode
They highlight Lithgow's villain line as the best quote from the movie.
- DeclaredDec 27, 2022 · ~56:00Mission: Impossible - Fallout · 2018“I murder women and children with smallpox. I have no line.”Episode
They single out the smallpox line as the funniest quote and also cite Angela Bassett’s hammer line.
Runner-up · “This is the CIA's mission. You use a scalpel. I prefer a hammer.” - DeclaredDec 13, 2022 · ~1:52:00The Verdict · 1982“You want to be a failure, do it somewhere else.”Episode
They pick Frank’s blunt failure line as the standout quote, while noting another favorite from the same stretch.
Runner-up · “I can’t invest in failure.” - DeclaredDec 6, 2022 · ~40:00Man On Fire · 2004“Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange a meeting.”Episode
They singled out the forgiveness line as the best quote, while also citing the Walken monologue as a close contender.
Runner-up · “A man can be an artist in anything. Food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” - DeclaredNov 29, 2022 · ~56:00Planes, Trains and Automobiles · 1987"Those aren't pillows"Episode
They treat "Those aren't pillows" as the standout quote, with a couple of other lines briefly discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · "I've never seen a guy picked up by his balls before" - Apparent consensusNov 22, 2022 · ~1:20:00Body Heat · 1981You're not smart. I like that in a man.Episode
They choose Maddie’s put-down as the movie’s best line, with the marriage exchange also admired.
Runner-up · "Get married. I just need it for tonight." - Apparent consensusNov 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00American Gigolo · 1980"I don't like playing the same numbers too often. They get possessive."Episode
They highlight the possessive-numbers line as the strongest quote, while a few other lines are discussed as alternatives.
Runner-up · "Giving pleasure to women. I'm supposed to feel guilty about that?" - Apparent consensusOct 25, 2022 · ~1:20:00The Edge · 1997“Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”Episode
They pick the plane line as the standout quote, with the other motivational line as a runner-up.
Runner-up · “What one man can do, another can do.” - Apparent consensusOct 18, 2022 · ~1:28:00Pineapple Express · 2008You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!Episode
The hosts trade several favorite lines, but the Daewoo Lanos kill line comes across as the clearest favorite.
Runner-up · I could talk about euthanasia all day - DeclaredOct 11, 2022 · ~1:20:00Glengarry Glen Ross · 1992'Go home and play with your kids'Episode
They single out Baldwin's 'Go home and play with your kids' line as the hardest laugh in the movie.
Runner-up · Blake's 'Always be closing' speech - DeclaredOct 4, 2022 · ~1:52:00Pitch Perfect · 2012"It doesn't get better for everyone after high school."Episode
John Michael Higgins's line about high school is chosen as the best standalone quote, with Gail's opener also admired.
Runner-up · "Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy." - DeclaredSep 27, 2022 · ~2:16:00Boogie Nights (Part 1 and 2) · 1997“Well, thank you, Eddie.”Episode
They crowned the Colonel’s “Well, thank you, Eddie” as the most durable line, with several other quotes discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · “Oh, you think so, Doctor?” - DeclaredSep 20, 2022 · ~1:20:00Margin Call · 2011"Be first, be smarter, or cheat"Episode
After listing several contenders, they land on the line about being first, smarter, or cheating as the best quote.
Runner-up · "If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking" - DeclaredSep 13, 2022 · ~1:12:00Singles · 1992Steve, don't come yetEpisode
They identify “Steve, don’t come yet” as the movie’s best line.
- DeclaredAug 30, 2022 · ~40:00Tango and Cash · 1989'I don't wanna get killed by this slimy immigrant jerk-off! I don't wanna get killed by an American jerk-off!'Episode
They highlight Cash's insult exchange as the movie's funniest quote.
- DeclaredAug 22, 2022 · ~48:00Scent of a Woman · 1992"The day we stopped looking, Charlie, is the day we die."Episode
They choose Slade's line about looking and dying as the film's best quote.
- Apparent consensusAug 15, 2022 · ~1:04:00Grease · 1978Tell me about it, stud.Episode
They circle a few repeatable lines, but 'Tell me about it, stud' is the most clearly surfaced quote in the discussion.
Runner-up · Sloppy seconds ain't my style. - DeclaredAug 8, 2022 · ~1:20:00School Ties · 1992“You used me for football. You used me to get into Harvard.”Episode
They identified Rip’s final line to the headmaster as the movie’s best quote.
- DeclaredAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987You shit on my houseEpisode
They said the obvious winner was Kenneth’s line 'you shit on my house.'
Runner-up · Who's the dick with ears - DeclaredAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987Jocks become jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. We became us. I like us.Episode
They highlighted Kenneth’s explanation of how the social groups divide up in high school.
- DeclaredAug 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00Unforgiven · 1992“Deserves got nothing to do with it”Episode
They settle on "Deserves got nothing to do with it" as the movie’s most quoted line.
Runner-up · “It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man” - DeclaredAug 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00Unforgiven · 1992Morgan Freeman asking Will Money if he masturbatesEpisode
They choose the awkward exchange where Ned asks Will if he just uses his hand.
Runner-up · Hackman shouting “BILLIARDS!” - Apparent consensusJul 26, 2022 · ~1:20:00There Will Be Blood · 2007“I have built up my hatreds over the years, little by little”Episode
They treat Daniel’s “built up my hatreds” line as the quote that has grown on them most recently.
Runner-up · “I drink your milkshake” - DeclaredJul 19, 2022 · ~1:12:00Above The Rim · 1994"They can't erase what we were, man."Episode
They settle on Bernie Mac's emotional line as the movie's best quote, while noting a few other contenders.
Runner-up · "Everything costs in here" - DeclaredJul 19, 2022 · ~1:12:00Above The Rim · 1994"Folks need to move past the stuff that happens to them, or they stop moving at all."Episode
They select the quote about moving past trauma as the movie's most insightful line.
- Apparent consensusJul 12, 2022 · ~1:12:00Top Gun: Maverick · 2022“I don’t like that look, Mav.” / “It’s the only one I got.”Episode
They settled on the exchange about Maverick’s expression as the most memorable quote from the movie.
- DeclaredJul 5, 2022 · ~1:20:00Misery · 1990You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.Episode
They explicitly choose Annie's line about fear of loss as the best quote, though they keep returning to the Dago ceiling line as the funniest.
Runner-up · What's the name of that Dago painted the ceiling? - DeclaredJun 28, 2022 · ~1:20:00Project X · 2012“Next time your pool guy’s here, he’s gonna be like, ‘Excuse me, Mr. Cub, but I seem to have found some water in your semen.’”Episode
The group lands on Costa’s semen joke as the funniest line, with another ecstasy exchange as a strong runner-up.
Runner-up · “This won’t fuck me up, right?” / “Of course it will! That’s the fucking point!” - DeclaredJun 23, 2022 · ~1:20:00The Untouchables · 1987the Chicago Way speechEpisode
The Chicago Way speech is chosen as the best quote, with Costner's married line as an alternate pick.
Runner-up · "You married? Nice to be married, huh?" - Apparent consensusOct 27, 2020 · ~56:00Rocky IV · 1985throw the damn towelEpisode
They pick 'throw the damn towel' as the movie's most reusable line.
Runner-up · he's cut, he's cut - Apparent consensusSep 22, 2020 · ~1:20:00Se7en · 1995"Just because the fucker has a library card doesn't make him Yoda"Episode
They rattle off several famous lines, but the library-card/Yoda line is the clearest named favorite in the exchange.
Runner-up · "What's in the box?" - Apparent consensusMay 19, 2020 · ~1:12:00Back to the Future · 1985Great Scott!Episode
Several lines are cited, but 'Great Scott!' is the quote they most clearly frame as the movie's signature line.
Runner-up · Where we're going, we don't need roads - DeclaredJan 24, 2020 · ~1:22:00Heat ("The Re-Heat") · 1995"I am alone. I am not lonely."Episode
They choose "I am alone. I am not lonely" as the best quote, with the bedroom line close behind.
Runner-up · "You prefer the normal routine. We fuck and you lose the power of speech." - DeclaredDec 3, 2019 · ~2:08:00The Wolf of Wall Street · 2013Matthew McConaughey's "feed the geese" speechEpisode
They single out McConaughey’s daily-masturbation speech as the standout quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "Don't judge me on my winners. Judge me on my losers." - DeclaredNov 20, 2019 · ~1:00:00Skyfall · 2012"Mommy was very bad"Episode
They select "Mommy was very bad" as the best quote after reading several Silva and M lines aloud.
Runner-up · "Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first." - Apparent consensusOct 30, 2019 · ~1:16:00The Shining · 1980"Here's Johnny"Episode
The hosts treat "Here's Johnny" as the standout quote while also tossing out several other famous lines.
Runner-up · "You've had your whole fucking life to think things over" - Apparent consensusAug 1, 2019 · ~58:00The Town · 2010There goes college soccerEpisode
They settle on 'There goes college soccer' as the movie's best line.
Runner-up · Jesus Christ, Henry. Oxy's guns. It's like townie Christmas. - Apparent consensusJul 3, 2019 · ~1:00:00No Country for Old Men · 2007"What use was the rule?"Episode
They highlight several Chigurh lines, with the philosophical line about the rule standing out most.
Runner-up · "I got here the same way the coin did. Call it." - DeclaredMar 4, 2019 · ~1:00:00Forgetting Sarah Marshall · 2008"Mutombo, out of the shot!"Episode
They pick the over-the-top Mutombo line as the funniest quote in the movie, with the initials gag as the main alternate.
Runner-up · "I need to B my L on somebody's T's" - Apparent consensusDec 11, 2018 · ~1:10:00The Firm · 1993Wilford Brimley's "heartbreak" lineEpisode
Brimley's catalog/heartbreak speech carries the segment, though Ed Harris gets repeated praise for his profanity-laced monologue.
Runner-up · Ed Harris's FBI rant - Apparent consensusSep 20, 2018 · ~1:18:00True Romance · 1993"He must have thought it was white boy day."Episode
They rattle off several memorable lines, with the white-boy-day line emerging as the clearest standout.
Runner-up · "Don't condescend me, man, I'll fucking kill you." - DeclaredAug 1, 2018 · ~1:12:00Die Hard · 1988“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”Episode
The iconic yippee-ki-yay line is picked as the best quote, with Rickman’s Alexander line also discussed.
Runner-up · “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.” - DeclaredJul 4, 2018 · ~1:20:00Jaws · 1975"You're gonna need a bigger boat"Episode
The group settles on the iconic Brody line, while also noting several other memorable contenders from the movie.
Runner-up · "You've got city hands. You've never worked a day in your life" - DeclaredMay 24, 2018 · ~1:04:00The Social Network · 2010"I'm coming back for everything."Episode
They settle on Zuckerberg's comeback threat to Eduardo as the best quote from the movie.
Runner-up · "If you were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."