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THE REWATCHABLES FIELD GUIDE · VOL. 02
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Search a category, movie, episode, or logged winner.Alternate cutsCasting What-IfsThe sliding-doors version of the movie built around another actor.175episodes69% resolved
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128 winners on file
- Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~1:17:48Apollo 13 · 1995John Travolta as Jim LovellEpisode
Travolta's real-life aviation enthusiasm makes his rejected Jim Lovell casting the standout what-if.
Runner-up · Brad Pitt as Jack Swigert - Left openAug 13, 2026 · ~1:26:26About Last Night · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
Several intriguing alternatives are discussed without choosing a preferred cast.
- Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~1:24:30The Italian Job · 2003Leonardo DiCaprio as CharlieEpisode
DiCaprio is enthusiastically viewed as a potentially transformative replacement for Wahlberg.
Runner-up · Ben Affleck as Charlie - Apparent consensusAug 3, 2026 · ~1:10:16The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Elizabeth Shue returns for a breakup sceneEpisode
The group most directly imagines restoring Ali through a new breakup scene.
- DeclaredJul 27, 2026 · ~1:24:00Obsession · 20252004 Scarlett JohanssonEpisode
They choose 2004-era Scarlett Johansson as the best fit for the part in the hypothetical casting game.
Runner-up · 2021 Sydney Sweeney - DeclaredJun 29, 2026 · ~1:28:00Pacific Heights · 1990Christopher Reeve as Carter HayesEpisode
They cite Christopher Reeve as the main casting what-if for Carter Hayes.
Alternate cutsBest Double FeatureThe ideal second movie to keep the night rolling.148episodes97% resolved
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- Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~1:43:41Apollo 13 · 1995First ManEpisode
First Man is favored as the most thematically complementary companion film.
Runner-up · The Martian - DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:03:55Speed · 1994Die HardEpisode
Die Hard was the unanimous pairing for Speed.
Runner-up · Transformers - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:46:01About Last Night · 1986St. Elmo's FireEpisode
St. Elmo's Fire is chosen as the natural companion film.
- DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~1:39:38The Italian Job · 2003Fast FourEpisode
Fast Four is chosen to highlight how the Fast franchise borrowed from this film.
- DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~1:31:55The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Karate Kid 3Episode
Karate Kid 3 is selected as the preferred companion, despite the outrageous documentary detour.
Runner-up · Peter North documentary - DeclaredJul 20, 2026 · ~1:28:00Hitch · 2005FocusEpisode
They choose Focus as the cleanest double-feature partner, though Six Degrees of Separation is also praised.
Runner-up · Six Degrees of Separation
Alternate cutsRecasting CouchA role, director, or creative choice sent back through casting.131episodes73% resolved
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- Left openAug 24, 2026 · ~1:23:20Apollo 13 · 1995No clear winner recordedEpisode
The hosts explore several appealing alternatives but retain the original ensemble without choosing one.
- DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~1:30:03Speed · 1994No changeEpisode
The hosts explored numerous alternatives but did not want to recast or relocate the finished film.
- Apparent consensusAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:08About Last Night · 1986Leave the film unchangedEpisode
The group would not alter the director, setting, or core ensemble.
- Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~1:26:04The Italian Job · 2003Boston in 2003Episode
Boston is the leading replacement for Philadelphia, though the city debate remains casual.
- DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~1:12:31The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Elizabeth Shue gets a scene in the movieEpisode
The preferred recasting move is simply bringing Ali back for a scene.
- Apparent consensusJul 13, 2026 · ~1:32:00She's the One · 1996Leslie Mann as Maxine BondsEpisode
They think swapping Leslie Mann into the Maxine part would improve the movie, and toss out a few mom-role alternatives.
Runner-up · Talia Shire as Jennifer Aniston and Amanda Peet’s mom
Alternate cutsSequel, Prequel, or Prestige TVThe case for extending, remaking, or serializing the movie.126episodes85% resolved
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- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:39:14Apollo 13 · 1995UntouchableEpisode
Apollo 13 is unanimously deemed untouchable rather than remade or expanded.
- Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~1:54:20Speed · 1994Howard Payne prequel set in the bomb squadEpisode
The preferred follow-up was a Howard Payne bomb-squad prequel rather than another direct sequel.
Runner-up · Joe Morton-led spinoff - Apparent consensusAug 13, 2026 · ~1:40:30About Last Night · 1986Divorced Danny and Debbie co-parenting a childEpisode
A divorced-couple sequel built around their child's softball games earns tentative approval.
Runner-up · Untouchable - Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:34:01The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recordedEpisode
Several sequel and spinoff concepts are proposed without a final choice.
- DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~1:16:07The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Karate Kid 3Episode
The next planned franchise installment is Karate Kid 3.
- Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:24:00Obsession · 2025an anthology TV series about new wishesEpisode
They most strongly endorse the anthology-TV idea while riffing on sequel and prequel possibilities.
Runner-up · a billion-dollar sequel with Ian or Andy Richter
Alternate cutsBetter TitleThe title-card rewrite that might have sold the movie more honestly.61episodes84% resolved
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- Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~1:05:10Apollo 13 · 1995Apollo 13Episode
The understated Apollo 13 is preferred to the more obvious alternate title.
Runner-up · Houston, We Have a Problem - DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~1:17:59Speed · 1994SpeedEpisode
The hosts considered alternatives but defended Speed as a strong, concise action title.
Runner-up · Die Hard - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:34:48About Last Night · 1986About Last NightEpisode
About Last Night is preferred for being accurate and elegant.
Runner-up · Sexual Perversity in Chicago - Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:00:25The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recordedEpisode
The hosts suggest Los Angeles alternatives but acknowledge the original title is spoken onscreen.
- Left openAug 3, 2026 · ~59:20The Karate Kid Part II · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
They agree a subtitle could help, but do not settle on one.
- DeclaredJul 27, 2026 · ~1:10:00Obsession · 2025ObsessionEpisode
They try out alternate titles but mostly agree Obsession is the right fit.
Runner-up · Make a Wish / Darling Nikki / One Wish Willow
Alternate cutsBest titleA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.5episodes100% resolved
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5 winners on file
- Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Longest Yard · 1974The Longest YardEpisode
They say the title works especially well because it pays off late in the movie.
Runner-up · Mean Machine - DeclaredOct 24, 2023 · ~56:00In The Line of Fire · 1993In the Line of FireEpisode
They briefly consider the shorter version but keep the released title as the better one.
Runner-up · Line of Fire - DeclaredSep 5, 2023 · ~48:00Lost In Translation · 2003Lost in TranslationEpisode
They briefly agree that the film’s title is the best title among the options.
- DeclaredApr 18, 2023 · ~1:12:00Alien · 1979AlienEpisode
They unanimously treat Alien as one of the great movie titles and dismiss the original Star Beast title.
Runner-up · none; Star Beast is rejected - Apparent consensusSep 6, 2022 · ~1:28:00Saving Private Ryan · 1998Saving Private RyanEpisode
When they ask about the title, they treat Saving Private Ryan as the obvious answer.
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2 winners on file
- Left openJan 30, 2024 · ~1:04:00The Insider · 1999No clear winner recordedEpisode
They debate whether The Insider is too generic and toss out several alternate titles, but never land on one official winner.
Runner-up · The Insider - Apparent consensusApr 25, 2023 · ~1:12:00Sudden Death · 1995Evil MascotEpisode
They prefer Evil Mascot as a better movie-title-style name than the actual title.
Runner-up · Sudden Death - DeclaredSep 20, 2022 · ~1:04:00Margin Call · 2011Sell, Sell, SellEpisode
They agree Margin Call is not a great title and suggest Sell, Sell, Sell would have been more immediate and marketable.
Runner-up · Margin Call
Alternate cutsI think this should have had a sequelA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.3episodes100% resolved
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- Apparent consensusDec 12, 2023 · ~1:28:00The Pelican Brief · 1993A Caribbean cocktail-bar sequel with Denzel Washington and Julia RobertsEpisode
They liked a sequel where Darby and Gray end up in the Caribbean running a bar, while also musing about a prestige-TV version.
Runner-up · A Pelican Brief TV miniseries - DeclaredApr 25, 2023 · ~1:12:00Sudden Death · 1995Welcome to Sudden DeathEpisode
They note that the movie did get a sequel, even though it was a much less successful spoof.
- Apparent consensusNov 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00American Gigolo · 1980an older, richer mid-80s LA follow-upEpisode
Bill pitches a sequel set in a more affluent mid-80s Los Angeles with Julian older and navigating the changing era.
Alternate cutsCould this be remade as a 10 episode Netflix show?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.2episodes50% resolved
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1 winner on file
Alternate cutsMost 1999 moment possibleA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.2episodes100% resolved
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- DeclaredNov 28, 2023 · ~32:00American Pie · 1999Jim using e-dateEpisode
They pick Jim's e-date setup as the clearest snapshot of 1999-era technology and internet dating.
Runner-up · Blink-182's cameo - DeclaredAug 22, 2023 · ~32:00Cruel Intentions · 1999Sebastian telling Ronald, "email is for geeks and pedophiles"Episode
They settle on the email line as the most time-stamped 1999 moment in the movie.
Runner-up · Counting Crows being used in a pivotal virginity scene