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THE REWATCHABLES · April 30, 2024

The Running Man

A 1987 action / sci-fi movie directed by Paul Michael Glaser—and decision no. 5 in the Hanks–Cruise tape.

ActionSci-fi1980sDirected by Paul Michael Glaser
The Running Man1987MOVIE
Podcast episode#338No. 354 overall
Movie year19871980s release
Tomatometer59%No. 93 of 128 tracked
Metacritic45View score
Roger Ebert—No review recorded
State of the raceCruise led by 12–3 · 0 ties

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The episode argues that The Running Man is a ridiculous but hugely rewatchable 1980s action movie, helped by Arnold Schwarzenegger’s one-liners, Richard Dawson’s stunt-casting, and its prescient satire of reality TV, gambling, and media manipulation. The hosts treat it as a fun, cocaine-fueled artifact of its era that is both silly and oddly forward-looking.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01Arnold’s barrage of one-liners makes it endlessly quotable. About 8 min
  2. 02Richard Dawson’s performance gives the movie a perfect game-show-villain center. About 8 min
  3. 03The movie is packed with vivid 1980s gimmicks, costumes, and stalkers. About 8 min
  4. 04The early stretch moves quickly from setup to chaos with no fat. About 24 min
  5. 05Its futuristic TV world feels weirdly prophetic about reality TV and media culture. About 8 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateThe dialogue is often terrible, even though the hosts enjoy the badness of it. About 8 min
  2. minorSome fight scenes are shorter and less satisfying than expected. About 32 min
  3. minorThe deepfake/edited Bakersfield footage is hard to buy even by modern standards. About 40 min
  4. minorAmber’s late-film transformation into an action ally feels unconvincing. About 48 min

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Escape from the Wilshire detention zone

The prison break and Chico’s doomed sprint are treated as a classic chaotic opener.

About 24 min
Favorite

Captain Freedom workout tape

The faux-fitness promo is celebrated for perfectly capturing the era.

About 32 min
positive

Killian recruiting Richards

Damien Killian explains the game show setup and flexes as a TV tyrant.

About 24 min
Favorite

Stalker intro montage with Buzzsaw and the doctored Bakersfield video

The cheerleaders, Buzzsaw entrance, and fake massacre footage are singled out as an elite stretch.

About 24 min
positive

Sub-Zero fight

A short but fun battle that yields the 'now plain zero' line.

About 32 min
positive

Figaro/Dynamo battle

The opera-singing stalker fight is liked mainly for Arnold’s taunts and the character concept.

About 32 min
positive

Amber and Richards on the tarmac/airport escape

The airport sequence is admired as a very 1980s, pre-security escape scenario.

About 32 min
positive

Ending confrontation with Killian

Killian’s final television speech and death are remembered as a satisfying climax.

About 40 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed About 24 min

Whether The Running Man is actually a good movie or merely a good-bad movie

Bill Simmons

Leans good movie; says the movie’s energy and lines make it legitimately good.

Kyle Brandt

Leans strongly positive but embraces the movie’s ridiculousness and badness as part of the fun.

They partly agreed Opening minutes

Which Arnold films rank above The Running Man

Kyle Brandt

Ranks it fifth behind Predator, T2, Commando, and Terminator.

Bill Simmons

Places it near the top of Arnold’s rise but not above Total Recall or T2.

They partly agreed About 56 min

Best stalker in the movie

Kyle Brandt

Ranks Fireball worst and Buzzsaw best among the main stalkers.

Bill Simmons

Generally agrees the stalker designs are fun but focuses more on Dawson and the TV spectacle.

They agreed About 8 min

Whether the movie’s satire still feels plausible

Bill Simmons

Thinks the violence-as-entertainment premise could still happen and is uncomfortably plausible.

Kyle Brandt

Agrees modern media and TV evolution make the premise feel possible.

12 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableArnold SchwarzeneggerBill Simmons: Praised as in his prime, extremely quotable, and central to the movie’s appeal. Opening minutes
very favorableRichard DawsonBill Simmons: Described as perfect stunt casting and a major reason the movie works. About 8 min
favorableMaria Conchita AlonsoBill Simmons: Praised as excellent and not needing to be recast. About 16 min
favorableJesse VenturaBill Simmons: Liked as Captain Freedom and as a larger-than-life sideline-reporter type. About 16 min favorableYaphet KottoBill Simmons: Mentioned as a strong actor in the escape sequence, especially for his dramatic line delivery. About 16 min mixedJim BrownKyle Brandt: Respected as a legend but criticized as the weakest stalker in the movie. About 56 min
neutralDweezil ZappaBill Simmons: Noted as stunt casting in a minor role. About 16 min · medium confidence
neutralMick FleetwoodBill Simmons: Mentioned as part of the movie’s stunt-cast future and old-age makeup joke. About 16 min · medium confidence
favorablePaula AbdulBill Simmons: Credited as choreographing the cheerleader sequence. About 24 min favorableHarold FaltermeyerBill Simmons: His score is praised as a major asset to the movie. About 40 min neutralStephen KingBill Simmons: Referenced as the author who wrote the source novel under the Richard Bachman name. Opening minutes
neutralRichard BachmanBill Simmons: Explained as Stephen King’s pen name used for the source book. Opening minutes
8 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Kyle BrandtLoved it

The Running Man

Calls it a ridiculously fun, 80s-ingredient-packed movie and one of Arnold’s best rewatchables.

Opening minutes
Kyle BrandtLoved it

Captain Freedom's workout tape

Treats the workout tape as one of the movie’s best and funniest sequences.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The Running Man as satire

Argues the movie is weirdly prescient about reality TV, gambling, and media control.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Richard Dawson

Says Dawson’s casting is perfect and central to the film’s lasting appeal.

About 8 min
Kyle BrandtLoved it

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Places the film near Arnold’s prime and ranks it in his top five movies.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

the opening setup and early escape

Says the first 10 minutes are incredibly strong and the movie wastes no time.

About 24 min
Kyle BrandtLiked it

1980s dialogue and one-liners

Enjoys the terrible writing because it produces endlessly funny Arnold lines.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

the remake/prequel potential

Thinks a modern remake could work because the premise is durable and relevant.

About 8 min · medium confidence
5 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Media manipulation and spectacle

The movie is read as a satire of television power, ratings, and audience control.

About 8 min

Prescience of reality TV and gambling culture

They stress how the movie anticipated reality shows, betting, and audience-driven violence.

About 8 min

1980s excess

The film is framed as a concentrated blast of 80s ingredients: steroids, bodybuilders, game shows, and neon spectacle.

Opening minutes

Arnold’s rise to superstardom

The episode situates the film in Arnold’s ascent from action star to global movie-event status.

Opening minutes

Deepfakes and misinformation

The doctored Bakersfield massacre video becomes a focal point for modern parallels to manipulated media.

About 24 min
21 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The movie was directed by Paul Michael Glaser, who the hosts identify as Starsky from Starsky & Hutch.

About 16 min

Production note

The film underperformed theatrically relative to their expectations.

About 16 min

Production note

Arnold originally turned down a Kubrick role to do action/comedy instead.

About 8 min

Production note

The movie is based on a Stephen King novel written as Richard Bachman.

Opening minutes

Production note

The movie’s future setting is 2017, which they connect to Trump-era media politics.

About 8 min

Production note

The hosts say the film inspired American Gladiators.

About 40 min

Production note

They claim the episode’s deepfake-style Bakersfield edit is an early example of manipulated video.

About 24 min

Production note

The movie was supposedly re-routed into cable-TV immortality after its theatrical run.

About 24 min

Predator

Used repeatedly as an Arnold benchmark and comparison point for The Running Man’s tone.

Opening minutes

Total Recall

Discussed as Arnold’s prime-era film and a likely higher-ranked movie than The Running Man.

Opening minutes

Commando

Referenced in Arnold rankings and for the iconic carrying-a-heavy-object entrance.

Opening minutes

Terminator

Mentioned for Arnold’s early career and signature 'I'll be back' phrase.

Opening minutes

American Gladiators

Cited as a real-world analogue to the movie’s violent game-show concept.

About 8 min

American Ninja Warrior

Used as another future reality-competition comparison.

About 8 min

Family Feud

Used to explain Richard Dawson’s fame and persona.

About 8 min

Match Game

Mentioned as part of Dawson’s earlier game-show prominence.

About 8 min

The Love Boat

Referenced when discussing the invented 'The Hate Boat' parody.

About 40 min

The Hate Boat

Cited as a fake future show in the movie that the hosts think is a great concept.

About 40 min

Climbing for Dollars

Mentioned as another fake future game show in the film.

About 40 min

The Running Man remake with Glenn Powell and Edgar Wright

Referenced as an upcoming remake they think could work.

About 8 min

Midnight Run

Referenced as a benchmark for Yaphet Kotto’s later performance.

About 16 min
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Captain Freedom workout parody

They keep joking about the phony workout tape and its empty exhortations about pain and suffering.

About 32 min

Stalker power rankings

Kyle repeatedly ranks the stalkers and makes a case that Fireball is the worst.

About 56 min

Richard Dawson as TV demagogue

They repeatedly compare Dawson’s character to modern media personalities and power brokers.

About 8 min

80s cocaine explanation

They jokingly attribute the movie’s wildness and dystopian tone to 1980s cocaine.

About 40 min

Arnold one-liner roll call

They recite and laugh at a long sequence of Arnold quotes as a running joke.

About 8 min

Kyle Brandt

“Long Island iced tea orgy”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“I don't do requests.”
About 40 min

Bill Simmons

“Only in a rerun”
About 32 min

Kyle Brandt

“Now plain zero!”
About 32 min

Bill Simmons

“I don't want to be the only asshole in heaven.”
About 48 min

MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT

Where to watch

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WHAT TO WATCH NEXT

Movies to watch before and after.

Three movies to watch before The Running Man, and three to watch next.

Finding six movies…Three to watch first and three to watch next.
Includes a Rewatchables episodePosters from TMDB.

ON THE MIC

2 voices made the call

Bill Simmons headshotBill Simmons125 tracked appearances · 56 H / 64 C / 5 ties
Kyle Brandt headshotKyle Brandt20 tracked appearances · 7 H / 13 C

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