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THE REWATCHABLES · June 18, 2024

The Longest Yard

A 1974 comedy / sports movie directed by Robert Aldrich—and decision no. 12 in the Hanks–Cruise tape.

ComedySports1970sDirected by Robert Aldrich
The Longest Yard1974MOVIE
Podcast episode#345No. 361 overall
Movie year19741970s release
Tomatometer74%No. 70 of 128 tracked
Metacritic61View score
Roger Ebert—No review recorded
State of the raceHanks led by 27–5 · 0 ties

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The episode argues that The Longest Yard is a foundational modern sports movie: a dark prison story made buoyant by Burt Reynolds' star power, physical credibility, and comic ease, plus a remarkably rewatchable 47-minute football sequence. The hosts praise its premise, technical innovations, and supporting characters while noting some dated or brutal elements.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01Burt Reynolds' charisma and athletic believability make the lead performance feel like a true movie-star showcase. About 8 min
  2. 02The football game is staged in a clear, modern-feeling way and is described as a nearly complete mini-movie inside the film. About 16 min
  3. 03The split-screen and multi-angle football presentation add drama and keep the game easy to follow. About 16 min
  4. 04The supporting characters and prison-world setup create a strong ensemble of memorable bits and scenes. About 48 min
  5. 05The movie's premise is simple, dark, and efficient: disgraced QB, prison team, redemption through refusing to sell out. About 16 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. majorThe opening domestic violence scene is harsh and jarring. About 1:12
  2. moderateSome 70s prison-scene pacing and language feel aged out. About 1:20
  3. moderateThe remake softens the material and loses the original's edge. About 16 min
  4. minorThe final speech is shorter and less expansive than expected. About 1:44
  5. minorA few practical plot details are hard to believe, especially the prison setup and comeback logic. About 1:36

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

critical

Opening domestic dispute and car chase

Crew's violent, reckless behavior is established through an ugly domestic scene and a high-risk chase/arrest.

About 48 min
positive

Warden orders Crew to assemble a team

The coercive setup is a great power play that launches the movie's central conflict.

About 48 min
positive

Recruiting and training the prisoners

The team-assembly section works as an ensemble introduction and mirrors Dirty Dozen-style recruitment.

About 56 min
Favorite

Caretaker conversation about shaving points

A key dialogue scene explains Crew's backstory and moral hesitation.

About 56 min
critical

Midgame injuries and the warden's threats

The game gets darker as injuries mount and the warden pressures Crew to throw it.

About 56 min
Favorite

Final comeback and winning touchdown

Crew leads the comeback, the crowd is hushed, and the goal-line finish is praised as electrifying.

About 1:12

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They agreed About 16 min

Whether the remake works

Bill Simmons

It fails because it is not edgy or serious enough.

Chris Ryan

The remake is fun but lacks the original's bite and gravity.

They agreed About 16 min

What ages best in the film

Bill Simmons

The split-screen football presentation, realistic sports action, and movie-star charisma age best.

Chris Ryan

The football staging and Burt's star presence age best.

They partly agreed About 1:44

Whether the ending speech is satisfying

Bill Simmons

The climax and speech are great even if the speech is brief.

Speaker not identified

He wanted more from Crew's final speech.

They left it as a friendly argument About 1:44

How plausible the comeback clock management is

Bill Simmons

The comeback is so fun that the exact mechanics matter less.

Chris Ryan

The sequence is still thrilling, even if some details are hard to reconcile.

No final agreement About 1:44

Who could play Crew today

Bill Simmons

Glenn Powell or Ryan Gosling are possible modern analogues.

Chris Ryan

Current actors can imitate charisma, but Reynolds had a rarer kind of star power.

15 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableBurt ReynoldsBill Simmons: Praised as a uniquely convincing, charismatic, and athletic movie star who anchors the whole film. About 8 min favorablePaul NewmanBill Simmons: Used as a comparison point for old-school screen presence and athletic movie-star energy. About 8 min
favorableRobert AldrichBill Simmons: Credited with a serious, innovative approach to sports action and prison-movie structure. About 24 min
mixedBernadette PetersBill Simmons: Seen as undercut by styling in the film, though still effective in the role. About 1:28
favorableMichael ConradBill Simmons: Praised as the great prison-side narrator figure, later known from Hill Street Blues. About 1:44
favorableJames HamptonBill Simmons: Remembered as Caretaker and admired as one of the film's best side characters. About 48 min
favorableEddie AlbertBill Simmons: Recognized as the warden and praised as a wonderfully dialed-up antagonist. About 48 min
favorableVan LathanBill Simmons: Gives the episode's race-related closing category and argues the film's Black characters are essential. About 1:44 favorableGlenn PowellBill Simmons: Mentioned as a modern star who might fit a remake of this type of role. About 1:44 favorableRyan GoslingBill Simmons: Discussed as a possible modern analogue for the role, though not quite as ideal as Reynolds. About 1:44 neutralTom HanksBill Simmons: Imagined as a possible younger equivalent in a hypothetical recasting discussion. About 1:44 favorableTom CruiseBill Simmons: Used as a modern 'Cruise movie' comparison and as an archetype for the lead character. About 1:44 neutralChris RockBill Simmons: Referenced in a joke about the remake's casting choices. About 1:44 · medium confidence
neutralJomieBill Simmons: Mentioned as a person the hosts had recently encouraged to watch Million Dollar Baby. About 1:44
neutralCraigA closing voice is teased for a final take on the film, but the transcript does not securely identify this speaker beyond the name Craig. About 1:44 · low confidence
10 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The Longest Yard as the first great modern sports movie

Argues the film is the first great modern sports movie and a milestone in the genre.

Opening minutes
Chris RyanLoved it

Burt Reynolds as a star

Says Reynolds is the biggest thing you take away and marvels at his full movie-star package.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The split-screen football presentation

Treats the split-screen approach as a major and underappreciated innovation.

About 16 min
Bill SimmonsDid not like it

The remake

Says the remake fails because it is not edgy or serious enough.

About 16 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

The car chase and arrest

Names the arrest and car chase as an elite rewatchable setup scene.

About 48 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The final football drive and touchdown

Treats the game's ending as one of the movie's defining and most thrilling sequences.

About 1:12
Chris RyanLoved it

The game sequence as a whole

Says the game is so rewatchable that once it starts, he watches the rest every time.

About 40 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Burt Reynolds vs. contemporary stars

Argues Reynolds is unlike modern actors because he did not seem like someone who wanted stardom too badly.

About 8 min
Chris RyanLoved it

The huddles during the game

Says the huddles alone tell the story of the entire comeback and are among the best parts.

About 40 min
Van LathanLiked it

Race and team-building

Says the movie shows Black inmates being courted and valued, which he appreciates.

About 1:44
5 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Movie-star charisma

The episode treats Burt Reynolds as a disappearing kind of star: effortless, funny, sexy, athletic, and somehow believable in every scene.

About 8 min

Redemption without sentimentality

The film is praised for giving a damaged, even unlikeable character a redemption arc without becoming soft or inspirational in a conventional way.

About 16 min

Sports realism

The football is discussed as unusually convincing for a movie, from the player movement to the tactical flow and game staging.

About 24 min

Influence on later sports movies

The movie is treated as an origin point for the modern sports movie template, especially in tone, structure, and visual language.

About 24 min

Prison hierarchy and leverage

The prison setting is used to explore power, favors, and how inmates and guards negotiate status and survival.

About 48 min
25 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The episode notes that the film earned only one Oscar nomination, for film editing.

About 32 min

Production note

Bill and Chris say the game sequence lasts about 47 minutes.

About 8 min

Production note

The film was a box-office hit on a $2.9 million budget, grossing $43 million.

About 32 min

Production note

Paul Crew was originally supposed to be shot in the back at the end, but that was changed.

About 1:44

Production note

The movie was shot on location at Georgia State Prison with Jimmy Carter's cooperation.

About 1:44

Production note

Reynolds and the crew left equipment behind, and inmates reportedly played with it afterward.

About 1:44

Production note

The script had 'schtick takes,' encouraging Burt Reynolds to improvise on camera.

About 1:44

Production note

Bill says the movie is 50 years old and was made in 1974.

Opening minutes

Production note

The hosts identify actual football figures in the cast, including Joe Kapp and Ray Nitschke.

About 1:44

Production note

Bill jokes that Kerry's car chase in a Maserati and the line about not finding a car wash are memorable Reynolds-era details.

About 48 min

The Town

A promo for Matt Belloni's podcast runs before the episode begins.

Opening minutes

ChatGPT Work

A pre-roll ad mentions it as a productivity tool.

Opening minutes

The Dirty Dozen

Used as a structural comparison for recruiting prisoners into a mission.

About 24 min

Slapshot

Compared as another sports movie with huge star charisma and an influential tone.

About 8 min

Boogie Nights

Referenced as Reynolds' late-career comeback and a role he reportedly hated.

About 16 min

Any Given Sunday

Compared unfavorably on football realism and camera style.

About 24 min

The Program

Used in a hypothetical sequel/prequel concept around Paul Crew's son.

About 1:44

Shawshank Redemption

Caretaker is compared to Red as a prison fixer/narrator type.

About 48 min

Teen Wolf

James Hampton's role is remembered as 'the dad from Teen Wolf.'

About 48 min

Brian's Song

Mentioned as part of the earlier crop of sports movies before The Longest Yard.

About 24 min

Rocky

Cited as one of the sports movies that followed and helped establish the genre's seriousness.

About 24 min

Rollerball

Mentioned as another post-Yard sports movie in the evolving genre.

About 24 min

The Replacements

Mentioned as a later football movie Bill likes.

About 1:44

Million Dollar Baby

Referenced as a movie whose twist the hosts had previously sprung on Jomie.

About 1:44

Hardball

Referenced as another movie the hosts made people watch for an emotional reaction.

About 1:44
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Tubi enthusiasm

Bill, Chris, and Van riff on watching obscure movies on Tubi and how the platform keeps surfacing old favorites.

About 8 min

Prison bookie fantasy

Van and Bill joke about what jobs they'd hold in prison, with Bill imagining a prison gambling operation.

About 1:36

Football broadcast improvisation

They repeatedly imagine how modern TV people would cover the movie's game like a live broadcast or podcast segment.

About 1:44

Burt Reynolds crankiness

Bill characterizes Reynolds as a legendary crank who torpedoed projects and did not care about pleasing anyone.

About 8 min

Sports-movie rulebook

The hosts compare the film to later sports movies and keep testing how much realism and seriousness they need.

About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“I think he broke his fucking neck.”
About 56 min

Bill Simmons

“I want that man out there.”
About 48 min

Bill Simmons

“He came too far to stop now.”
About 1:12

Bill Simmons

“Give me my goddamn helmet.”
About 56 min

Bill Simmons

“Stick this in your trophy case.”
About 1:12

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Bill Simmons headshotBill Simmons125 tracked appearances · 56 H / 64 C / 5 ties
Chris Ryan headshotChris Ryan77 tracked appearances · 36 H / 38 C / 3 ties
Van Lathan headshotVan Lathan36 tracked appearances · 11 H / 23 C / 2 ties

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