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THE REWATCHABLES · September 7, 2021

The ‘Miami Vice’ Two-Part Episode “Calderone’s Return”

A 1984 buddy cop / action / crime / drama directed by N/A, covered in the complete Rewatchables archive.

Buddy CopActionCrimeDrama1980sDirected by N/A

ON THIS EPISODE

Overall episode#219Source sheet order
Movie year19841980s
Tomatometer85%Critics’ score
Metacritic—No published score
Roger Ebert—No review recorded
DirectorN/ABuddy Cop / Action / Crime / Drama

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The episode argues that Miami Vice was a groundbreaking, movie-like 1980s TV show that still feels modern because of its cinematic look, music-video editing, location shooting, and serialized two-part storytelling. The hosts focus on Calderone’s Return as the clearest example of the show’s style and on the Crockett-Tubbs partnership as the core appeal.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01The two-part structure plays like a self-contained action movie with a hard midpoint turn. About 32 min
  2. 02The music cues and montage sequences are treated as landmark television. About 8 min
  3. 03Crockett and Tubbs’ chemistry makes the whole episode work. About 24 min
  4. 04The episode delivers memorable action set pieces, especially the limo massacre and the hotel shootout. About 24 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateThe plotting is sometimes implausible, with characters making obvious mistakes and trusting bad assumptions. About 1:12
  2. minorAngelina is underwritten / not very good compared with the rest of the cast. About 1:12 · medium confidence
  3. moderateThe Bahamas police chief and some supporting beats are painfully telegraphed. About 1:12
  4. moderateThe show’s later reliance on the same core cast and too many episodes is seen as a mistake. About 16 min

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Crockett calls Caroline from the phone booth

The Phil Collins-backed phone-booth call becomes an iconic blend of emotional vulnerability and style.

About 8 min
Favorite

Limo massacre

The Argentinian assassin attacks a limo convoy with precise, stylish violence.

About 24 min
Favorite

Linus Oliver bust

The officers flip Linus, recover the suitcase, and trade punchy one-liners.

About 24 min
Favorite

Tubbs chases the wrong-man revelation

When Tubbs realizes the wrong man has been arrested, he explodes into frantic overdrive and races through Miami.

About 32 min
Favorite

Crockett family safe-house shootout

The hitman attacks Crockett’s family at the safe house, leading to a tense fight and a dramatic rescue.

About 32 min
Favorite

Tubbs interrogates Mendez with the glass

Tubbs forces the confession tying Calderon to the brother’s murder and drives the emotional core of the episode.

About 32 min
Favorite

Bahamas speedboat montage and credits

The episode ends with a long, music-driven flashback montage over the speedboat ride and then the credits.

About 40 min
positive

Final Calderon confrontation

Calderon delivers a final monologue about money, power, and impunity before the climax resolves.

About 40 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed Opening minutes

Whether Miami Vice was the first truly prestige/cinematic TV drama

Bill Simmons

Yes; it feels like the first truly cinematic, 80s TV drama.

Chris Ryan

Mostly agrees, but notes some earlier shows had prestige ambitions.

They partly agreed About 8 min

Whether the show invented specific TV techniques

Bill Simmons

Claims it invented or popularized montage, slow motion, and music-video scene construction.

Chris Ryan

Agrees generally but frames it as pushing the medium rather than literally inventing everything.

They partly agreed About 1:12 · medium confidence

Whether the franchise should have been remade as a modern series

Bill Simmons

Yes; it could have become a Netflix-style serialized franchise or recurring movie series.

Chris Ryan

Interested but less emphatic, treating it as a hypothetical rather than a must-do.

19 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableMichael MannBill Simmons: Praised as the key creative force behind the show’s look, feel, and invention; the hosts call him one of their favorite directors. Opening minutes
favorableAnthony YerkovichBill Simmons: Credited with creating the show’s visual and structural foundation before Mann refined it. About 8 min
favorableBrandon TartikoffBill Simmons: Mentioned as the NBC executive whose idea of 'MTV cops' helped launch the show. About 8 min
very favorableDon JohnsonBill Simmons: Praised as one of the great TV leads, especially for the stubble, smoking, and effortless cool of Sonny Crockett. About 16 min favorablePhilip Michael ThomasBill Simmons: Seen as the perfect Tubbs and a major source of the show’s energy, despite some overacting. About 24 min favorableEdward James OlmosBill Simmons: Noted as joining the cast shortly after these episodes and as an Emmy winner for the show. About 16 min
favorableMiguel PiñeroBill Simmons: Praised as the actor playing Calderon and as a fascinating artistic figure. About 1:04
very favorableRuss BallardBill Simmons: Celebrated for 'In the Night' and 'Voices,' which are used to unforgettable effect in the episode. About 40 min
very favorableJan HammerBill Simmons: His synth score and theme are treated as essential to the show’s identity. About 8 min favorableTina TurnerBill Simmons: Mentioned because 'What’s Love Got to Do with It' ends the episode memorably. About 40 min
neutralWarren SharpeOnly appears in ad-read material at the top of the file, not as a podcast participant. Opening minutes · low confidence
neutralDenzel WashingtonBill Simmons: Used as a casting comparison after Bill notes that Philip Michael Thomas beat him out for Tubbs. About 1:04 neutralNick NolteBill Simmons: Mentioned as a hypothetical early casting option and as one of the great smokers in film. About 56 min neutralJeff BridgesBill Simmons: Named as another actor considered in early casting discussions. About 56 min · medium confidence
neutralMark HarmonBill Simmons: Mentioned as the backup plan if Don Johnson had left the series. About 1:04
neutralPaul Michael GlaserBill Simmons: Noted as the director of part two and identified with Starsky & Hutch. About 40 min
neutralThomas CarterBill Simmons: Mentioned as the director of the pilot and a White Shadow alumnus. About 40 min · medium confidence
neutralSonia BragaBill Simmons: Suggested as a possible recast for Angelina. About 1:12 · low confidence
favorableBelinda MontgomeryBill Simmons: Praised as the actress playing Caroline Crockett, who gives the character real warmth and history. About 40 min
10 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Miami Vice as a TV show

Argues that Miami Vice is a revolutionary, movie-like TV series that still looks modern and may have been the first true prestige drama.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Phil Collins 'In the Air Tonight' phone-booth scene

Says the music, editing, and emotional beat of Crockett calling his ex make it an all-time TV moment.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Don Johnson as Sonny Crockett

Treats Johnson as one of the greatest TV leads ever and a major style icon.

About 16 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Philip Michael Thomas as Tubbs

Loves the chemistry and believes Tubbs is one of the greatest second bananas in TV history.

About 24 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Limo massacre

Chooses the limo ambush as a peak rewatchable action scene, especially the driver and shooting technique.

About 24 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Tubbs interrogating Mendez

Calls the interrogation with the glass one of the best scenes and a perfect demonstration of the show’s style.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Michael Mann

Frames Mann as a favorite director whose influence on the episode and the series is decisive.

About 48 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Miami as a setting

Says Miami Vice helped create the popular image of Miami as glamorous, dangerous, and endlessly stylish.

About 40 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

slow motion and montage

Credits the show with inventing or perfecting TV slow motion, montage, and music-driven sequences.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

Miami Vice as a franchise

Thinks the property could have been rebooted as a modern serialized show or franchise and still worked well.

About 1:12 · medium confidence
5 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Cinematic television

The episode frames Miami Vice as the turning point where TV began using film-like techniques, music video editing, and location shooting.

Opening minutes

Music as narrative glue

Songs are treated as part of the storytelling rather than background decoration, with scene edits matched to the beat.

About 8 min

Undercover identities and coolness as style

Crockett’s fake identity, clothing, boat, car, and attitude are all presented as part of the show’s mythology.

About 8 min

The Crockett-Tubbs partnership

The show’s emotional engine is the contrast and bond between the two leads, especially in revenge and loyalty plots.

About 24 min

Miami as a character

The city is portrayed as a glamorous, violent, location-driven world that the show helped define.

About 40 min
25 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The hosts say the pilot plus these two episodes function like three hours of serialized TV and were launched on NBC Friday nights.

Opening minutes

Production note

Miami Vice reportedly spent about $10,000 or more per episode on song rights.

About 1:12

Production note

The show used stereo broadcast music before that was common for TV series.

About 1:12

Production note

Crockett’s Ferrari was actually a replica built on a Corvette chassis.

About 1:12

Production note

Crockett’s boat is identified as a Chris-Craft Stinger 390X.

About 1:12

Production note

Don Johnson’s stubble look was created with a sideburn trimmer before stubble razors existed.

About 1:12

Production note

The two-part story was originally titled The Hit List and Calderon’s Demise.

About 1:12

Production note

The episode’s soundtrack includes heavy use of Jan Hammer and multiple licensed pop songs.

About 40 min

Production note

The Argentinian assassin’s shooting technique is described as the Mozambique drill.

About 1:04

Production note

A squib effect malfunction is mentioned in one shooting scene, and the take was kept.

About 1:12 · medium confidence

Phil Collins - In the Air Tonight

Used in the famous phone-booth scene and praised for syncing with Crockett’s call to his ex.

About 8 min

Russ Ballard - Voices / In the Night

The episode’s music montage and end-of-part transitions rely on Ballard songs.

About 40 min

Tina Turner - What’s Love Got to Do with It

Used over the closing speedboat montage to cap the two-parter.

About 40 min

ZZ Top - Tush

Plays in a club scene during the part-one sequence.

About 24 min

Pointer Sisters - I’m So Excited

Opens part one and is discussed as one of the most overused but iconic pop-culture songs.

About 24 min

Cyndi Lauper

Mentioned as another artist Miami Vice could license for major impact.

About 40 min · medium confidence

Star Wars / Michael Myers / John Carpenter comparisons

Used to describe the synth score and villain framing.

About 40 min · medium confidence

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Cited as a later homage to Miami Vice’s aesthetic and Miami setting.

About 40 min

The Wolf of Wall Street

Used in a listener question about Don Johnson, Ferrari color, and pop-culture memory of Miami Vice.

About 1:20 · medium confidence

Miami Vice (2006 film)

Referenced as the later Mann film version and a more digitally experimental take on the material.

About 1:12

Lou Grant

Used as an example of older TV that feels dated and stagey compared with Miami Vice.

Opening minutes

Hill Street Blues

Another pre-Miami Vice drama used as a comparison for older television style.

Opening minutes

St. Elsewhere

Used as another example of older, less cinematic drama TV.

Opening minutes

NYPD Blue

Named as the next time the hosts remember feeling TV had pushed the envelope similarly.

About 16 min

The Sopranos

Referenced for its habit of adding new core characters, unlike Miami Vice.

About 16 min
11 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

‘This is the all-time one for us’

The hosts repeatedly insist this episode is a special, personal favorite and a near-perfect use of the Rewatchables format.

Opening minutes

Apex Mountain riffs

They run a long joking bit about who or what reaches the peak of influence here, from Russ Ballard to Don Johnson to the show itself.

About 1:04

‘Hit list’ obsession

Bill keeps joking that any story with a hit list is automatically compelling and asks why more shows don’t use it.

About 48 min

Don Johnson fashion mythology

The hosts obsess over socksless loafers, linen suits, pastel colors, and stubble as if they were inventions of the show.

About 16 min

Tubbs overacting

Chris and Bill repeatedly laugh at Tubbs’ intense line readings and physical reactions, especially in Part 1.

About 32 min

Jimbo the bartender/guest character

The St. Andrews bartender becomes a running joke as an all-purpose helper, writer, and candidate for spinoff energy.

About 56 min

Bill Simmons

“our divorce was a bigger failure”
About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“You're going after number eight!”
About 32 min

Bill Simmons

“You heard right.”
About 32 min

Bill Simmons

“It's a hit list, sonny.”
About 56 min

Bill Simmons

“I'm always ready.”
About 40 min

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