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The essentialsApex MountainThe moment a career, performance, or cultural force reached its absolute peak.449episodes90% resolved
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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Del Frisco's Steakhouse

    They called this the apex for Del Frisco's Steakhouse, while locating Butler's and Foxx's career peaks in other movies.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Sylvester Stallone, Ronald Reagan / the United States, Julia Nickson, and the Cold War

    They endorse several 1985 peaks, while placing Vietnam films, Martin Kove, and movie knives elsewhere.

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  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:40:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They place Ferrell near his 2004–08 peak, make a case for Reilly, and discuss Cohen’s Borat year, NASCAR movies, and other individual peaks. There is no single category winner.

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  4. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995American ingenuity

    They frame the movie as an Apex Mountain for American ingenuity.

    Runner-up · American idealism
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  5. Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994speed

    They treat the movie itself as the apex example of the die-hard-ripoff wave rather than an apex for Keanu or Sandra Bullock.

    Runner-up · die-hard-ripoffs
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  6. Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Italian Job · 2003Seth Green

    They suggest this may be the peak of Seth Green's run, though the movie itself is also discussed as a Mini Cooper showcase.

    Runner-up · the Mini Coopers
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The aging reportWhat's Aged the Worst?The choice that feels most stranded in the year the movie was made.399episodes91% resolved
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  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~56:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    They criticized the absent Philadelphia flavor, the wasted Viola Davis role, and Nick's general ineptitude without choosing one clear loser.

    Runner-up · The missing Philly accents and sports texture
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  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They discuss the deleted reaction to Co’s death, the tie-in game, similarities to Missing in Action, stereotypes, and ineffective mortars without choosing one winner.

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  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:08:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They discuss obscure cultural references, homophobic jokes, corporal punishment, and Cal’s comment about Carly being unconscious, without choosing one winner.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:27:45
    Aliens · 1986Jenette Goldstein playing Vasquez as a Chicano character

    The most dated element discussed is Goldstein’s casting and performance choices as Vasquez.

    Runner-up · the missing Ripley backstory / director’s cut cuts
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  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995the teenage daughter material

    They again single out the teenage daughter scenes as the part that has aged worst.

    Runner-up · some VFX details
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  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    About Last Night · 1986Danny's weird stalking phase

    They single out Danny's stalking behavior as the part that plays worst now.

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The aging reportWhat's Aged the Best?The element whose reputation or impact has only improved with time.383episodes95% resolved
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372 winners on file

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  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~40:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    They praised several things including the stars swapping roles, Philadelphia as a setting, Regina Hall's presence, and the exposition around Clyde's skill set.

    Runner-up · The Butler-Foxx role swap story
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  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~48:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    Kyle praises Trautman; Bill favors the scene reading Rambo’s military résumé, with villain cues, dialogue, and parody scenes also discussed.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~52:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They praise the racing footage, Leslie Bibb, trademarking catchphrases, and commercial breaks during crashes without selecting a single winner.

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  4. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Houston, we have a problem

    They agree the phrase and its lasting cultural shorthand have aged best.

    Runner-up · the score
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  5. Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00
    The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recorded

    Several things are praised, but the discussion never settles cleanly on one single winner.

    Runner-up · early-2000s Mini Coopers
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  6. Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:00:00
    Obsession · 2025the bare-bones production and Easter-egg density

    They praise how impressive the movie feels once you learn how little money and infrastructure it had behind it.

    Runner-up · Ian being a bad friend
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Cast & charactersThe “That Guy” AwardThe familiar character actor whose name finally deserves to be remembered.341episodes96% resolved
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330 winners on file

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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gregory Itzin as the warden

    They moved off Colm Meaney and gave the edge to Gregory Itzin's over-the-top warden.

    Runner-up · Colm Meaney
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  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    Charles Napier is favored, but they debate whether his name recognition disqualifies him as a “that guy.”

    Runner-up · Steven Berkoff
    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    Gary Cole, Ted Manson, Ian Roberts, Jack McBrayer, and Greg Germann are discussed as different levels of recognizable supporting actor.

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  4. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:38:35
    Aliens · 1986Mark Rolston as Drake

    Mark Rolston, who plays Drake, is the clear that-guy pick, with Paul Maxwell’s Van Leuwen as a secondary mention.

    Runner-up · Paul Maxwell as Van Leuwen
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  5. DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994joe-morton

    They settle on Joe Morton as the strongest 'that guy' performance in the film.

    Runner-up · glenn-plummer
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  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    About Last Night · 1986Demi Moore's boss

    They pick Debbie's sleazy boss as the standout 'that guy' performance.

    Runner-up · Danny's diner owner boss
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Alternate cutsCasting What-IfsThe sliding-doors version of the movie built around another actor.338episodes70% resolved
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244 winners on file

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  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    The main hypothetical was the original Foxx-Butler role assignment, with Darabont's abandoned directing version also discussed.

    Runner-up · Frank Darabont directing
    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985John Travolta as Rambo's sidekick

    They highlight Travolta as the best alternate-casting idea, with the other options treated as lesser what-ifs.

    Runner-up · Dolph Lundgren as the Russian antagonist; Lee Marvin as Trautman or Murdock
    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:24:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They discuss reported alternatives for Cal and Jean Girard, and Reilly’s missed chance to play Brick in Anchorman. No replacement wins.

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  4. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:51:26
    Aliens · 1986Tom Hanks as Hudson

    Hanks as Hudson wins the forced choice by a 2–1 majority, with Cruise as Hicks the other vote.

    Runner-up · Tom Cruise as Hicks
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:35:31
    Aliens · 1986James Remar as Hicks replaced by Michael Biehn

    The casting sidebar focuses on Remar being replaced by Biehn and Paxton’s near-miss elsewhere.

    Runner-up · Bill Paxton nearly missing the movie for Police Academy 2
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  6. Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Tom Hanks

    The room leans Hanks overall, while also floating Cruise in Kevin Bacon’s role as a way to put both stars in the movie.

    Runner-up · Tom Cruise
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The essentialsWho Won the Movie?The person, performance, or force that walks away with the whole picture.331episodes97% resolved
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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gerard Butler

    They closed by agreeing Butler clearly won the movie.

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  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Sylvester Stallone

    They agree Stallone wins the movie.

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  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~2:04:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Will Ferrell

    They agree Ferrell won the movie, while acknowledging McKay’s contribution.

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  4. Left openAug 31, 2026 · ~2:09:47
    Aliens · 1986No clear winner recorded

    The room cannot settle on a single winner, landing on a Cameron-versus-Weaver split with Paxton as a personal favorite.

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  5. DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994sandra-bullock

    They explicitly choose Sandra Bullock as the movie's winner, with a nod that Keanu is also in the conversation.

    Runner-up · keanu-reeves
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  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    About Last Night · 1986Jim Belushi

    They debate the leads, but the final answer is that Jim Belushi won the movie.

    Runner-up · Debbie
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Cast & charactersDion Waiters AwardA heat-check performance that does maximum damage in minimum screen time.284episodes93% resolved
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266 winners on file

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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Clyde's cellmate

    They agreed Clyde's briefly seen cellmate steals the most from limited screen time.

    Runner-up · Michael Kelly's former coworker
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  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Steven Williams

    They pick Steven Williams for his indoor aviators and the moment he blocks Trautman from leaving.

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  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Molly Shannon

    After a broad supporting-cast debate, they agree on Molly Shannon. Gary Cole is considered too central to qualify.

    Runner-up · Amy Adams
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  4. DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:38:55
    Aliens · 1986Al Matthews as Apone

    Apone gets the Dion Waiters-style vote as the most memorable supporting character.

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  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Walter Cronkite

    They choose Walter Cronkite as the most memorable supporting presence.

    Runner-up · Clint Howard
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  6. Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994joe-morton

    They again land on Joe Morton as the most impactful supporting presence for the award.

    Runner-up · glenn-plummer
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The essentialsMost Rewatchable SceneThe scene that makes the remote stop on this movie every time.276episodes96% resolved
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  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~24:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009The judge's cell-phone explosion

    The hosts favored the judge's sudden cell-phone explosion, while also praising the prison-cell and parking-lot scenes.

    Runner-up · Clyde's steak-and-cellmate prison scene
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  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~32:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo’s jungle revenge montage, especially the mud-wall reveal

    After reviewing the scenes, they choose the jungle killing montage, especially Rambo emerging from the mud.

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  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~28:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Dinner and grace scene

    After an extended scene rundown, the hosts agree on the family dinner and baby-Jesus prayer scene, with the bar scene also praised.

    Runner-up · Bar scene
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  4. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~57:44
    Aliens · 1986the motion-tracker and ducts sequence

    The motion-tracker and ducts sequence gets the clearest endorsement as the movie’s most rewatchable stretch.

    Runner-up · the ambush sequence
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  5. Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~48:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995the atmosphere re-entry

    The room ultimately settles on the re-entry sequence as the scene they most want to watch again.

    Runner-up · the CO2 filter fix
    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~56:00
    About Last Night · 1986New Year's Eve

    They land on the New Year's Eve sequence as the standout scene, with the breakup mentioned as the closest alternative.

    Runner-up · The breakup
    Episode
Cast & charactersOveracting AwardA gloriously oversized performance operating beyond ordinary human volume.271episodes87% resolved
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237 winners on file

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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Darby

    Bill gave the overacting nod to Darby for his greasy, heightened villain performance.

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  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They rename the overacting category for Rambo 2’s underacting and refer back to their earlier discussion.

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  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Molly Shannon

    Her exaggerated performance is the answer, with the hosts stressing that the commitment makes it funny rather than weak.

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  4. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:30:22
    Aliens · 1986Bill Paxton as Hudson

    Paxton’s energetic Hudson performance is treated as the clearest overacting winner.

    Runner-up · Jenette Goldstein as Vasquez
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  5. DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    The Italian Job · 2003the Ukrainian brother

    They single out the Ukrainian brother for the most over-the-top performance.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredJun 29, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Pacific Heights · 1990Matthew Modine's performance

    They explicitly call out Modine's acting as the over-the-top performance in the movie.

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Debate deskUnanswerable QuestionsThe plot mysteries and logistical puzzles the movie refuses to settle.242episodes23% resolved
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  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    Their one big question was how much darker the ending should have gone, especially around Nick's fate at the recital.

    Runner-up · A darker ending where Nick dies at the cello recital
    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They ask what happens to Murdock and Rambo afterward, then debate Stallone versus Schwarzenegger.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:56:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    Questions cover Cal and Carly’s future, slingshot drafting, product placement, the Playgirl shoot, and praying to baby Jesus.

    Episode
  4. Left openAug 3, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Karate Kid Part II · 1986No clear winner recorded

    They leave open how good Daniel really is and who the best non-sensei ally would be in a real fight.

    Runner-up · who is the better fighter among the franchise’s non-senseis
    Episode
  5. Left openJul 27, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Obsession · 2025No clear winner recorded

    They end by batting around impossible wish-logic questions without reaching a firm answer.

    Runner-up · whether the wish has exact wording rules
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  6. Left openJul 13, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    She's the One · 1996No clear winner recorded

    The conversation ends on whether Burns is fundamentally a good actor and what his career choices meant.

    Runner-up · did Ed Burns blow it by failing to stick with McGlone?
    Episode
Craft & momentsMovie MemorabiliaThe prop, costume, vehicle, or artifact worth sneaking off the set.237episodes93% resolved
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225 winners on file

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  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009The steak bone weapon

    After correcting the weapon mechanics, they landed on the steak bone as the piece of memorabilia to own.

    Runner-up · The prison spork
    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    Kyle wants the red headband and Co’s necklace; Bill wants the machine gun and ammunition belt.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~2:00:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    Different hosts want the Wonder Bread outfit, Ricky’s car, Reese’s wardrobe, or the stuffed cougar. No shared winner is selected.

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  4. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Jim Lovell's astronaut suit

    They agree the most desirable prop would be the movie-worn astronaut suit.

    Runner-up · Gary Sinise's sleeveless sweater
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994the-bomb-trigger-stick

    They identify the bomb trigger as the most memorable prop, with the golden watch also mentioned.

    Runner-up · the-golden-watch
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  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    About Last Night · 1986Mother's Malone softball jersey

    They choose a Mother's baseball jersey or related memorabilia over the sneakers as the best keepable item.

    Runner-up · Danny's Air Jordans
    Episode
Craft & momentsBest QuoteThe line or exchange that escaped the movie and entered everyday life.232episodes97% resolved
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  1. DeclaredMar 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985"I'm getting too old for this shit"

    They picked the 'too old for this shit' line as the best quote in the movie.

    Runner-up · "What are we gonna do now?"
    Episode
  2. DeclaredJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    Another 48 Hrs. · 1990"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."

    When the podcast returns to quote talk, they again identify the poor-people/no-assholes line as the strongest quote in the movie.

    Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick."
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusJan 21, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Another 48 Hrs. · 1990If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes.

    The quoted line about poor people having no assholes is singled out as the best quote, with several other Eddie Murphy lines also admired.

    Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick."
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusNov 3, 2025 · ~56:00
    The Truman Show · 1998"You never had a camera in my head"

    CR chose Truman’s camera-line as his favorite quote, while Bill highlighted the security-guard exchange.

    Runner-up · The security-guard curtain/blowing-wind exchange
    Episode
  5. DeclaredMay 5, 2025 · ~2:32:00
    Star Wars: A New Hope · 1977Han Solo's 'no mystical energy field' speech

    They pick Han Solo's skeptical line about the Force as the best quote.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredMar 17, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Days of Thunder · 1990“I’m more afraid of being nothing than being hurt.”

    The most memorable line for them is Cole’s declaration that he fears being nothing more than being hurt.

    Runner-up · “You can’t hide from your bad luck in his car.”
    Episode
Alternate cutsRecasting CouchA role, director, or creative choice sent back through casting.218episodes74% resolved
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162 winners on file

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  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Tom Hanks as Nick and Denzel Washington as Clyde

    Two hosts independently proposed a Philadelphia shadow sequel with Hanks and Washington in the lead roles.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985John Travolta

    They choose John Travolta as Rambo’s sidekick and also propose Born in the USA as the closing song.

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  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:32:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They largely want to preserve the cast, director, and locations, while joking about a serious Christopher Nolan version.

    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:39:54
    Aliens · 1986Kevin Costner as Hicks

    The room most strongly endorses Costner as Hicks, with Barrymore as Newt as another appealing swap.

    Runner-up · Drew Barrymore as Newt
    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Tom Cruise as Jack

    The room likes the idea of Tom Cruise taking the Jack role most of all.

    Runner-up · Gene Hackman as Ed Harris
    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Italian Job · 2003Leonardo DiCaprio as the Mark Wahlberg part

    They again favor DiCaprio in Wahlberg's role while also imagining Cruise in Norton's part.

    Runner-up · Tom Cruise as Edward Norton
    Episode
Debate deskPicking NitsThe tiny logic problem that becomes impossible to stop worrying.201episodes49% resolved
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99 winners on file

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  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    Their nitpicks ranged from the opening setup and Nick's handshake to the impossible surveillance, bomb, and tunnel logic.

    Runner-up · Clyde somehow building and using a fully outfitted prison-tunnel lair
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  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They question Rambo’s short prison sentence, upkeep of his physique, precise helicopter targeting, and survival after sewage exposure.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:48:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They question Ricky’s missing fortune, the team-owner handover, the points-title conflict, and the final race’s professional stakes.

    Episode
  4. Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recorded

    They point out several implausible mechanics and staging details without settling on one single nit.

    Runner-up · Charlize pretending to be a cable repair person
    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Daniel’s crane kick being readied then countered

    They call out the crane-kick callback getting neutralized and the post-production dubbing as the biggest nitpicks.

    Runner-up · the dubbed nose-honk / sloppy fight edit
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJul 13, 2026 · ~1:40:00
    She's the One · 1996the cab-driver marriage and Paris logic

    They pick at the plot logic around the rushed marriage, Paris, and Heather’s offscreen wedding claim.

    Runner-up · Heather saying she married Papa that morning
    Episode
Debate deskBest / Worst Life LessonThe wisdom—or spectacularly bad advice—the movie leaves behind.174episodes97% resolved
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170 winners on file

Six most recent of 175 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009"Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten."

    They directly singled out Clyde's blood-and-lessons line as the movie's worst-best life lesson.

    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    Bill says the villains should kill Rambo when they can; Kyle celebrates making an unglamorous workplace a fun hangout.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~2:00:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    They playfully disagree about first-or-last ambition versus accepting other finishes and winning for yourself, then note that some parents never change.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995"Your greatest disaster is seconds away from being your finest moment"

    They pick the disaster-to-triumph line as the episode’s best life lesson.

    Runner-up · "Let's work the problem"
    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994luck-runs-out-sooner-or-later-guts-only-gets-you-so-far

    They settle on Hopper's line about luck and guts as the film's best life lesson.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    About Last Night · 1986Don't ever lose your sense of humor, Dan

    They select Bernie's parting advice as the movie's best life lesson.

    Episode
Alternate cutsBest Double FeatureThe ideal second movie to keep the night rolling.156episodes97% resolved
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151 winners on file

Six most recent of 156 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Den of Thieves

    Bill's pick was Den of Thieves for a full Butler double feature, with RocknRolla mentioned as another option.

    Runner-up · RocknRolla
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985First Blood

    They favor First Blood as the companion film, with Cobra and Rocky IV also discussed.

    Runner-up · Cobra
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~2:04:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Anchorman

    The discussion leans toward Anchorman after considering Blades of Glory, Step Brothers, Cars, and Days of Thunder.

    Runner-up · Blades of Glory
    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~2:09:38
    Aliens · 1986Alien

    Alien is the consensus double-feature companion, with Platoon as a secondary option.

    Runner-up · Platoon
    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995First Man

    They end up recommending First Man as the stronger companion watch.

    Runner-up · The Martian
    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994die-hard

    They explicitly agree that Die Hard is the best double-feature pairing for Speed.

    Episode
Alternate cutsSequel, Prequel, or Prestige TVThe case for extending, remaking, or serializing the movie.137episodes84% resolved
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115 winners on file

Six most recent of 137 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Sequel

    They only seriously developed sequel ideas, with Bill pitching posthumous booby traps and Van insisting Nick should face consequences.

    Runner-up · A version where Nick goes to jail for blowing up the prison
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Bring Rambo back to America for a contained action sequel

    They prefer a domestic Die Hard or Sudden Death-style sequel and discuss returning characters from First Blood.

    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:52:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Untouchable

    They discuss a hypothetical European Formula One sequel but conclude the original should remain alone.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995untouchable

    They mark the movie as untouchable for sequel or spin-off treatment.

    Episode
  5. Left openAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994No clear winner recorded

    They brainstorm sequel and spinoff possibilities, but no single follow-up concept is formally agreed upon.

    Runner-up · speed-3-or-hopper-prequel
    Episode
  6. Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recorded

    They brainstorm multiple spin-off directions, but no single concept becomes the clear choice.

    Runner-up · an all-Black cast version
    Episode
Debate deskHottest TakeThe opinion most likely to stop the room and restart the argument.132episodes92% resolved
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11
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123 winners on file

Six most recent of 134 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gerard Butler should have been James Bond instead of Daniel Craig

    Bill's Butler-as-Bond argument dominated the category and was treated as the night's wildest take.

    Runner-up · Sarah deserved to die
    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    Bill prefers rewatching Missing in Action 2’s final fight; Kyle argues that Predator borrows heavily from Rambo 2.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:16:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    Takes include starting a NASCAR podcast, Talladega as the funniest sports movie, its aging better than Anchorman, and a preference for less glossy comedies.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:33:12
    Aliens · 1986Aliens is a better Vietnam movie than Full Metal Jacket

    The room’s hottest take is that Aliens functions better as a Vietnam movie than Full Metal Jacket.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredJun 25, 2026 · ~1:06:00
    The Good Son · 1993This should have been a bigger awards-season deal because Culkin and Wood were both Oscar-worthy in prior roles

    Sean argues the movie should have been an even bigger deal because both child stars were coming off performances he believes merited Oscar wins.

    Runner-up · Culkin’s greatest performance is here
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJun 14, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    The Hand That Rocks the Cradle · 1992Robert Evans as Peyton's admirer

    They land on Robert Evans as the funniest alternate-world fit, with Byron Mayo also mentioned.

    Runner-up · Byron Mayo
    Episode
Debate deskHalf-Assed Internet ResearchA quick factual detour inspired by the movie and only loosely supervised.125episodes54% resolved
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68 winners on file

Six most recent of 125 · timestamps approximate
  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    They shared background notes including Butler's law degree, the original NC-17 cut of the cell killing, and the meaning of the Nomos alias.

    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They discuss filming locations, home-video sales, on-set stories, and the body count without selecting an award winner.

    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:32:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    Research topics include unpaid brand placement, NASCAR driving lessons, Ferrell’s musician father, and the dinner-scene shoot. These are claims made in the episode.

    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Domestic Disturbance · 2001Travolta flew himself in and out of Wilmington during production

    The one researched fact they surface is that Travolta commuted by plane during the shoot.

    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusMay 11, 2026 · ~1:32:00
    Tropic Thunder · 2008Rick Baker

    The research segment circles around the makeup and effects team, with Rick Baker named and Stan Winston discussed as the closest comparator.

    Runner-up · Stan Winston
    Episode
  6. Left openMar 23, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    The Nice Guys · 2016No clear winner recorded

    They briefly cite a few production facts and the Robert Downey Jr. cameo, but no single research point is treated as a winner.

    Episode
Craft & momentsGreat Shot, GordoThe image or composition worthy of pausing the movie to admire.104episodes93% resolved
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47
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50
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97 winners on file

Six most recent of 104 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Clyde's naked arrest shot

    Bill identified Clyde stripping during the arrest as the movie's most deliberate visual flourish, with the ending fire image mentioned as another strong shot.

    Runner-up · Clyde sitting in the rising flames at the end
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo’s eye opening in the mud behind a soldier

    They favor the mud-wall reveal, with knife sharpening and the bandana shot also nominated.

    Runner-up · the knife-sharpening and bandana shots
    Episode
  3. Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:00:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recorded

    The crane move into Ricky’s car and the slow-motion crash receive praise; no final shot is selected.

    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00
    The Italian Job · 2003the pan up out of Venice and down into the Alps

    They favor the Venice-to-Alps transition as the standout shot while mentioning Sutherland's body as another option.

    Runner-up · Sutherland's body popping out of the water
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:00:00
    Obsession · 2025Nikki appearing in the bedroom corner / the red-dress shadow shots

    They single out the shadowy Nikki images and the bedroom-corner framing as the film’s most cinematic visuals.

    Runner-up · Nikki emerging in the background of the restaurant call
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJun 29, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Pacific Heights · 1990The random 360 dolly shot around Patty and the lawyer

    They choose the flashy 360 camera move around Patty and the lawyer as the standout shot.

    Runner-up · Drake dropping his mail and the curtain opening behind him
    Episode
Craft & momentsBest Needle DropThe song-and-scene pairing that makes the movie briefly feel inevitable.101episodes91% resolved
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93 winners on file

Six most recent of 102 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009"Eminence Front" by The Who

    "Eminence Front" was the only song singled out as the clear needle-drop choice.

    Episode
  2. Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recorded

    They explicitly decline to name a best needle drop and introduce a worst-needle-drop award instead.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Frank Stallone’s closing song, Peace in Our Life

    They explicitly create a new category and pick Frank Stallone’s ending song as the worst needle drop.

    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006We Belong by Pat Benatar

    The closing song emerges as the choice after discussion of Journey, AC/DC, Audioslave, and other soundtrack picks.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995"Spirit in the Sky"

    They identify the "Spirit in the Sky" cue as the clear needle-drop winner.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    About Last Night · 1986Living inside my heart

    They narrow the montage songs down and settle on 'Living Inside My Heart' as the best needle drop.

    Runner-up · So Far, So Good
    Episode
Alternate cutsBetter TitleThe title-card rewrite that might have sold the movie more honestly.66episodes83% resolved
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42
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55 winners on file

Six most recent of 66 · timestamps approximate
  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    Van jokingly proposed "Shut the Hell Up, Nick," but they did not seriously settle on a replacement title.

    Runner-up · "Shut the Hell Up, Nick"
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo 2

    They prefer the simpler Rambo 2 title over the official longer title.

    Runner-up · First Blood 2
    Episode
  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Talladega Nights

    They favor the existing title over the reported alternatives High, Wide, and Handsome and Red, White, and Racing.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:21:22
    Aliens · 1986Aliens

    The room agrees that Aliens is the best title and no alternative tops it.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00
    Apollo 13 · 1995Apollo 13

    They conclude the existing title works best and should not be changed.

    Runner-up · Houston, We Have a Problem
    Episode
  6. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    About Last Night · 1986About Last Night

    They conclude the released title works better than the original theatrical title suggestion.

    Runner-up · Sexual Perversity in Chicago
    Episode
Cast & charactersBest Character NameThe finest, strangest, or most movie-perfect name on the call sheet.55episodes96% resolved
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22
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53 winners on file

Six most recent of 55 · timestamps approximate
  1. Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recorded

    They joked about Clyde Shelton and Nick Rice retaining the names from the original casting, without choosing a best name.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:00:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby wins; the discussion then compares the name’s appeal with Ron Burgundy.

    Episode
  3. Left openAug 31, 2026 · ~1:20:52
    Aliens · 1986No clear winner recorded

    Apone, Bishop, Spunkmeyer, and Vasquez are all nominated, but the room does not settle on one character name.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    About Last Night · 1986Bernie Litko

    Bernie Litko is chosen as the most memorable character name in the movie.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00
    The Italian Job · 2003Handsome Rob

    They briefly debate a few names, but Handsome Rob is the pick that gets stated most clearly.

    Runner-up · Skinny Pete
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusAug 3, 2026 · ~40:00
    The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Chosen

    Chosen gets the edge because the name is so on-the-nose, though Sato is also mentioned as a strong option.

    Runner-up · Sato
    Episode
One-night-onlyBest racehorse nameA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.36episodes100% resolved
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20
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16
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36 winners on file

Six most recent of 36 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:16:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Shake and Bake

    Shake and Bake is proposed as the racehorse name, with Magic Man and El Diablo also mentioned.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Domestic Disturbance · 2001Rick Jack

    They decide Rick Jack would make the strongest racehorse name, ahead of Southport.

    Runner-up · Southport
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusAug 6, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Dodgeball · 2004Purple Cobras

    They land on Purple Cobras as the cleanest name option from the movie.

    Runner-up · Fitness Consiglieries
    Episode
  4. DeclaredFeb 27, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    Rounders (Live from New York) · 1998The Rake

    The hosts settle on The Rake as the best racehorse-style name from the film's options.

    Runner-up · Mike McD
    Episode
  5. DeclaredOct 31, 2023 · ~56:00
    The Omen · 1976Damien Thorne

    They agree Damien Thorne is a strong racehorse-style name, with 'Damien' itself carrying the most menace.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~56:00
    They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988Cable 54

    They briefly propose horse names and choose Cable 54.

    Runner-up · They Live
    Episode
One-night-onlyCould this be remade as a 10-episode Netflix show?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.29episodes90% resolved
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29
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18
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8
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3
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Latest logged
May 10, 2022

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26 winners on file

Six most recent of 29 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusMay 10, 2022 · ~1:04:00
    Beverly Hills Cop 2 · 1987the Alphabet Killer / Alphabet Crimes idea

    They imagine a limited series built around the alphabet crimes, and separately like the idea of a Taggart-and-Rosewood spinoff.

    Runner-up · a Taggart-and-Rosewood spinoff
    Episode
  2. DeclaredMar 15, 2022 · ~1:28:00
    Titanic · 1997yes

    They agree a Titanic series is possible, though Van thinks the movie version remains definitive.

    Episode
  3. Left openJan 25, 2022 · ~2:00:00
    Casino · 1995No clear winner recorded

    They imagine versions of the story as prestige TV, but treat the question more as a thought experiment than a true vote.

    Runner-up · a Godfather-era Vegas spinoff
    Episode
  4. DeclaredJan 11, 2022 · ~1:36:00
    Juice · 1992no

    They decide the movie is too compact and fast-moving to stretch into a 10-episode remake.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredJan 4, 2022 · ~1:12:00
    Limitless · 2011Yes, with Bradley Cooper returning

    They think the concept absolutely could be revived as a prestige series or sequel, ideally still featuring Bradley Cooper.

    Runner-up · A sequel where Bradley Cooper becomes the Carl Van Loon figure
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusOct 5, 2021 · ~1:44:00
    The Re-Departed · 2006yes, as a limited Dignam-led series

    They think the movie could work as a limited series, but only if it stayed contained rather than stretching into multiple seasons.

    Runner-up · no multi-season version
    Episode
One-night-onlyDen of Thieves Benihana award for scene stealing locationA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.29episodes97% resolved
Calls logged
29
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17
Apparent
11
Left open
1
First logged
Aug 1, 2022
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Sep 29, 2025

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28 winners on file

Six most recent of 29 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 29, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    The Sting · 1973the carousel whorehouse

    The carousel whorehouse won for location because it was such a memorable, absurd setting.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~56:00
    After Hours · 1985Terminal Bar

    They explicitly pick Terminal Bar as the scene-stealing location.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredDec 9, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    Disclosure · 1994the glass office building set

    They choose the custom-built all-glass office building as the location that steals the movie.

    Episode
  4. Left openNov 11, 2024 · ~48:00
    Meet The Parents · 2000No clear winner recorded

    They admire the restaurant/bar location but do not land on a winner.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredNov 4, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    Body Double · 1984The Chemosphere

    They explicitly name the Chemosphere as the movie's signature location.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredOct 7, 2024 · ~56:00
    Poltergeist · 1982The graveyard land the houses were built on

    They identify the cursed burial-ground location as the scene-stealing setting.

    Episode
Debate deskResearchA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.25episodes80% resolved
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25
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10
Apparent
10
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5
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Latest logged
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20 winners on file

Six most recent of 25 · timestamps approximate
  1. Left openJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    Another 48 Hrs. · 1990No clear winner recorded

    They share a few research notes about the original screenplay and character names, but no award winner is selected.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 15, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Tin Cup · 1996the story about the pro wives meeting Costner and Don Johnson

    The research segment surfaces multiple behind-the-scenes stories, with the PGA wives banquet anecdote standing out most.

    Runner-up · the Tin Cup nickname origin
    Episode
  3. DeclaredJul 28, 2025 · ~1:36:00
    Brokeback Mountain · 2005Michelle Williams asking the men to kiss in front of her

    The most unbelievable production story was Michelle Williams asking Ledger and Gyllenhaal to kiss in front of her to help her performance.

    Runner-up · the 13 takes used for the tent sex scene
    Episode
  4. DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    After Hours · 1985Scorsese’s Kafka-inspired dialogue and the Cafe Central / John Heard / Griffin Dunne backstory

    They move into research and discuss Scorsese’s Kafka influence, the real-life Cafe Central scene, and the production background around the cast.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredMay 19, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind · 1977Spielberg's detailed development and casting history

    They move through the script history, casting misses, effects work, and Spielberg's behind-the-scenes notes.

    Runner-up · the production and visual-effects backstory
    Episode
  6. Left openMar 3, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Rocky · 1976No clear winner recorded

    The segment turns into a trivia dump about production facts rather than a single clear winner.

    Episode
One-night-onlyCruise or Hanks?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.24episodes92% resolved
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24
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17
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5
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2
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Apr 9, 2024
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Sep 22, 2026

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22 winners on file

Six most recent of 24 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Tom Cruise

    They agreed Cruise would have been a phenomenal Clyde and spent the category building out that version.

    Runner-up · Tom Hanks
    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Tom Cruise

    They choose Cruise, imagining Rambo’s airplane stunt inspiring his later stunt work.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:48:00
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Tom Hanks

    The hosts agree on Hanks, imagining his Southern comic performance and a Forrest Gump-like Ricky Bobby. Cruise’s real driving skills do not change the pick.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994Tom Cruise

    The room immediately chooses Cruise, calling it the easiest Cruise-or-Hanks decision.

    Episode
  5. Left openAug 3, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    The Karate Kid Part II · 1986No clear winner recorded

    They only briefly speculate that Cruise could fit a Japanese-side role like Chosen, without a firm answer on the broader matchup.

    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Domestic Disturbance · 2001Cruise and Hanks

    They land on Cruise and Hanks as the best theoretical swap, with a preference for Cruise in the Travolta role.

    Runner-up · Cruise in the Travolta part
    Episode
One-night-onlyBest time for a pee breakA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.23episodes91% resolved
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23
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14
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7
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2
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21 winners on file

Six most recent of 23 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~48:00
    They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988the first four minutes

    They joke that the first few minutes are the obvious bathroom break window, with a later fight segment as a possible alternative.

    Runner-up · the long street-fight section
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusSep 19, 2023 · ~1:20:00
    A Bronx Tale · 2003the very beginning

    The opening setup is treated as the safest pee-break window, with the final jog sequence also mentioned as a good spot.

    Runner-up · C’s jogging near the end
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusJul 25, 2023 · ~1:12:00
    The Devil's Advocate · 1997Milton and Marianne talking at the party

    They picked the long party conversation as the clearest spot to leave for a bathroom break.

    Episode
  4. Left openJul 20, 2023 · ~1:52:00
    And Justice For All · 1979No clear winner recorded

    No safe pee-break moment is identified; they explicitly say to stay in your seats.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredJul 18, 2023 · ~56:00
    My Cousin Vinny · 1992The sleeping-in-the-car stretch with the owl

    They say the film drags enough that the sleeping-in-the-car material is the obvious pee-break spot.

    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJul 4, 2023 · ~48:00
    Primal Fear · 1996the middle stretch before the final courtroom run

    They describe the midmovie stretch as the natural low point and implied bathroom break window.

    Episode
Debate deskHalf-ass internet researchA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.22episodes68% resolved
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22
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9
Apparent
6
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7
First logged
Dec 18, 2018
Latest logged
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15 winners on file

Six most recent of 22 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    The Replacements · 2000the timeline and details of Shane Falco's Sugar Bowl loss

    They dig into the Sugar Bowl references, including the loss, team context, and Falco’s stats.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusNov 11, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Meet The Parents · 2000De Niro's cat affection and the reunion Zoom anecdote

    They trade a batch of production facts, with De Niro's cat behavior and the reunion Zoom standing out most.

    Runner-up · the cat actors Bailey and Misha
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusJul 12, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    For Love of the Game · 1999The deleted Kevin Costner full-frontal scene story

    They spend most of the category on the conflicting stories about why Costner’s nude scene was cut and a few related production facts.

    Runner-up · Vin Scully ad-libbing his lines
    Episode
  4. DeclaredJun 18, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    The Longest Yard · 1974Albert S. Ruddy producing and the Georgia prison shoot details

    The segment centers on Ruddy’s producer history and the production choices that shaped the movie.

    Runner-up · Aldrich’s schtick takes / behind-the-scenes stories
    Episode
  5. DeclaredApr 30, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    The Running Man · 1987Steven E. de Souza wrote 15 drafts; the campaign bus was named The Running Man; Paula Abdul choreographed the cheerleaders

    They share assorted production trivia about the remake, the campaign bus, and Paula Abdul’s involvement.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Philadelphia · 1993The film’s inspirations from real AIDS-discrimination cases and related production notes

    Bill rattles through a stack of behind-the-scenes facts about the real cases, the production, and the cast.

    Episode
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17 winners on file

Six most recent of 20 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredDec 30, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Friday Night Lights · 2004Tom Hanks

    With Craig as tiebreaker, Hanks gets the nod over Cruise for Coach Gaines.

    Runner-up · Tom Cruise
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusDec 9, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    Disclosure · 1994Chris Collinsworth

    They favor Collinsworth for play-by-play commentary, while acknowledging Quentin as another strong option.

    Runner-up · Quentin Tarantino
    Episode
  3. DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Meet The Parents · 2000Scott Hansen

    They choose Scott Hansen as the ideal commentary voice over Romo or Collinsworth.

    Runner-up · Tony Romo
    Episode
  4. DeclaredOct 15, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    The Silence of the Lambs (Live from New York) · 1991Chris Collinsworth

    Chris Collinsworth was picked for the imaginary commentary track, with Romo treated as the alternative.

    Runner-up · Tony Romo
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusOct 7, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    Poltergeist · 1982Chris Collinsworth

    They lean toward Chris Collinsworth as the best hypothetical commentary voice.

    Runner-up · Tony Romo
    Episode
  6. DeclaredSep 24, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Over The Top · 1987Gus Johnson

    They choose Gus Johnson as the ideal over-the-top play-by-play voice for a commentary track.

    Episode
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16 winners on file

Six most recent of 17 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusApr 13, 2026 · ~56:00
    Basic Instinct: Live from SF · 1992Nightclub scene

    CR picks the nightclub sequence as the most rewatchable, with the others offering different scenes as alternatives.

    Runner-up · Fuck of the century scene
    Episode
  2. DeclaredOct 13, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Sneakers · 1992the cocktail party scene

    The room settles on the cocktail party sequence, with the final heist mentioned as the strongest alternative.

    Runner-up · the final heist in the fortress
    Episode
  3. DeclaredJul 7, 2025 · ~40:00
    Jaws 2 · 1978the doomed sailing trip / the last 50 minutes

    The hosts settle on the entire doomed sailing-trip stretch, especially the final 50 minutes, as the movie's most rewatchable run.

    Runner-up · Eddie getting eaten
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusJan 6, 2025 · ~40:00
    Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018final shootout on the corridor

    The hosts split between the corridor shootout and Benihana, with the final shootout getting the head nod as the most rewatchable scene.

    Runner-up · Benihana scene
    Episode
  5. DeclaredJul 9, 2024 · ~48:00
    Twister · 1996Drive-in

    The hosts explicitly choose the drive-in as the movie's most rewatchable element.

    Runner-up · Me, Joe!
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusMar 19, 2024 · ~1:28:00
    Internal Affairs · 1990Gere in the opening seduction/manipulation stretch and the later escalation through the elevator fight

    Chris points to the whole early Dennis-Ramond stretch through the elevator fight as most rewatchable, with the elevator confrontation singled out as especially great.

    Runner-up · the elevator fight
    Episode
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Six most recent of 17 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredMar 23, 2026 · ~1:12:00
    The Nice Guys · 2016The plot is a little convoluted / some logic breaks

    Their main nitpicks are plot complexity and a few continuity/logic problems, with the soggy-cigarette gag serving as the funniest example.

    Runner-up · Gosling's wet cigarette continuity issue
    Episode
  2. DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:28:00
    Meet The Parents · 2000the rushed engagement/wedding timeline and the lack of a toilet sign

    They nitpick the movie's timeline and a few logic gaps around clothing and the toilet.

    Runner-up · Greg borrowing every item of clothing instead of buying basics
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusMay 13, 2024 · ~2:00:00
    Jerry Maguire · 1996The Denver/Frank Cushman draft setup

    They flag several continuity and logic issues, led by the strange Denver draft-pick setup for Frank Cushman.

    Runner-up · Dorothy leaving her job timing
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Philadelphia · 1993The movie’s one-sided treatment of Andy’s world and the thinness of the Andy/Miguel relationship

    They raise several story-level complaints, especially that the film leaves the gay relationship underexplored and the legal setup underdeveloped.

    Runner-up · The law-firm file-handling / case mechanics
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusAug 15, 2022 · ~1:28:00
    Grease · 1978the bandstand/car-race timeline and logic gaps

    They spend a long stretch pointing out story logic issues, especially the rushed timeline and the unclear mechanics of the ending.

    Runner-up · Sandy-dies theory questions
    Episode
  6. Left openAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00
    Can't Buy Me Love · 1987No clear winner recorded

    They spent a long stretch on plot and logic complaints without selecting a single nitpick winner.

    Episode
Craft & momentsBest use of food and drinkA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.16episodes88% resolved
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14 winners on file

Six most recent of 16 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredJun 25, 2026 · ~1:08:00
    The Good Son · 1993The fridge freakout

    They choose the refrigerator meltdown as the movie’s best food-and-drink moment.

    Episode
  2. Left openDec 1, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Rocky II · 1979No clear winner recorded

    They throw out a few options, but no single food-or-drink gag clearly wins the room.

    Runner-up · the spit bucket
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusApr 4, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    The Saint · 1997Simon blading the wine bottle / the expensive wine scene

    They favor the wine seduction sequence, with the untouched pasta getting an honorable mention.

    Runner-up · The uneaten spaghetti and meatballs
    Episode
  4. DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~48:00
    Meet The Parents · 2000Tom Collins

    After a couple of possibilities, they land on the Tom Collins as the best food-and-drink choice.

    Runner-up · the red hot pupusas / pigs in a blanket
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusJul 23, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    No Way Out · 1987spilling coffee on the pants / pouring the Stoli straight up

    They singled out the coffee spill and the straight-Stoli pour as the film's best food-and-drink beats.

    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    The Longest Yard · 1974Homemade prison liquor / raisin jack

    Homemade prison booze gets the nod as the memorable food-and-drink detail.

    Episode
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15 winners on file

Six most recent of 16 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00
    Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994pre-cgi-action-filmmaking

    They praise the practical-effects era, plus the movie's physical LA feel and the performances as the things that have aged best.

    Runner-up · keanu-bullock-and-the-real-los-angeles-setting
    Episode
  2. DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~40:00
    The Karate Kid Part II · 1986the castle reveal during “The Glory of Love” date scene

    They treat the castle reveal on the date as the best stage/location moment, while spending a long stretch praising the song.

    Runner-up · the song “The Glory of Love” itself
    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusJun 29, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Pacific Heights · 1990Patty being smarter than Drake and the Patty-versus-Carter dynamic

    They mostly agree the best part is Patty repeatedly outthinking Drake and standing up to Carter.

    Runner-up · Melanie Griffith's jeans in the movie
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusJul 28, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    Brokeback Mountain · 2005the score

    They landed on the score as the most enduring element, with Ledger's performance also singled out.

    Runner-up · Heath Ledger's performance
    Episode
  5. DeclaredApr 28, 2025 · ~40:00
    Someone to Watch Over Me · 1987People reacting to adultery like adults

    They pick the adult, restrained reactions to the affair as the movie's best stage because the characters behave more maturely than in a modern version.

    Runner-up · Tommy as an excellent kid character
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~56:00
    The Replacements · 2000Keanu making a move on Annabelle with Every Breath You Take and Madden-Summerall commentary

    They admire the inventive scene where the romance is crosscut with game commentary and the police song.

    Runner-up · Shane Falco's last scene
    Episode
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15 winners on file

Six most recent of 15 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusApr 6, 2026 · ~48:00
    Eddie and the Cruisers · 1983Sal’s pepperoni pizza

    They settle on Sal’s pepperoni pizza as the best food moment, while also noting the beer drinking in the film.

    Runner-up · PBR and Schlitz
    Episode
  2. DeclaredDec 22, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    F1 · 2025The beers and beer date

    They explicitly pick the beers and beer-date scene as the best use of food and drink.

    Runner-up · Diner scene drinking
    Episode
  3. DeclaredOct 13, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    Sneakers · 1992the pepperoni pizza run

    They initially pick the pizza gag, though dim sum gets raised as a strong alternative because it is more visible on screen.

    Runner-up · the dim sum at the date scene
    Episode
  4. DeclaredAug 4, 2025 · ~56:00
    Robocop · 1987the organic food paste Robocop eats

    They pick Robocop's organic food paste as the best food-and-drink bit in the film.

    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusJul 7, 2025 · ~40:00
    Jaws 2 · 1978the punch

    The punch at the bar gets singled out as the best food-and-drink moment.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredMay 19, 2025 · ~56:00
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind · 1977the giant mashed-potato dinner scene

    The mashed-potato table scene wins the food award without much debate.

    Episode
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14 winners on file

Six most recent of 15 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredJan 19, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Just One of the Guys · 1985Don Ameche for Cocoon

    The lone Oscar discussion lands on Don Ameche’s win for Cocoon.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusAug 11, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    Rollerball · 1975Production design

    They settle on production design as the film’s most Oscar-worthy element, with stunts also getting consideration.

    Runner-up · Stunts
    Episode
  3. DeclaredJun 17, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    Marathon Man · 1976Conrad Hall

    They give the single Oscar to cinematographer Conrad Hall for his extraordinary New York and Paris imagery.

    Runner-up · Laurence Olivier
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusMar 24, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Blue Chips · 1994Shelton's screenplay

    When forced to choose a single Oscar, they settle on the screenplay rather than any individual performance.

    Runner-up · JT Walsh
    Episode
  5. DeclaredJan 6, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018Christian Gudegast for the script

    They gave the Oscar to the script and credited Gudegast for sustaining the movie’s inventive structure.

    Runner-up · Pablo Schreiber
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusOct 1, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    The Blair Witch Project · 1999the marketing campaign

    They say the only Oscar-like winner would be the marketing campaign rather than any person involved in the film.

    Episode
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14 winners on file

Six most recent of 14 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 15, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Tin Cup · 1996the Waffle House stop

    The room picks the Waffle House scene as the most memorable food-and-drink moment.

    Runner-up · Maalox chased with whiskey
    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusJul 28, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    Brokeback Mountain · 2005the elk/beans camping food

    They chose the campsite food sequence, especially the elk and beans, as the movie's best food-and-drink use.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredJun 23, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Die Hard with a Vengeance · 1995Aspirin

    They pick aspirin as the memorable consumable prop tied to McClane’s headache and recovery.

    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    The Replacements · 2000the Japanese guy eating hard-boiled eggs

    They pick the hard-boiled eggs as the standout food-and-drink detail.

    Runner-up · the eggs thrown at the car
    Episode
  5. DeclaredJul 2, 2024 · ~48:00
    The Naked Gun · 1988George Kennedy eating beer, a creamsicle, grapes, and cake at the ballgame

    Bill initially leaned toward the Chinese food, but the room moved to George Kennedy's all-time ballpark eating sequence.

    Runner-up · The Chinese food from Wong Wu's
    Episode
  6. DeclaredFeb 27, 2024 · ~48:00
    Rounders (Live from New York) · 1998The Oreos and ramen scene

    They pick the Oreos-and-ramen sequence as the standout food-and-drink moment, with the hot dog scene as the runner-up.

    Runner-up · The hot dog and heavy soy sauce
    Episode
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11 winners on file

Six most recent of 14 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:24:00
    Obsession · 2025Andy Richter as the music-store dad / a comic supporting type for that role

    They frame the supporting dad role as an Andy Richter-type part and settle on that casting lane.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusOct 20, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Quiz Show · 1994Barry Levinson as Jack Barry

    They discussed several possibilities, but Levinson, appearing in the film, emerged as the best-matching casting callout.

    Runner-up · Young Russell Crowe as Rob Morrow / Tim Robbins in the Van Doren role
    Episode
  3. DeclaredMay 12, 2025 · ~48:00
    Death Wish · 1974yes

    They decide the assault sequence needed better handling and that the movie's intimate violence was poorly staged.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredApr 23, 2024 · ~1:12:00
    Hardcore · 1979Season Hubley as Nikki

    They discussed several recasting options but treated Season Hubley as the key successful casting choice in the movie.

    Runner-up · Melanie Griffith
    Episode
  5. DeclaredMar 12, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Risky Business · 1983Nancy Copper

    They praise the casting, especially for getting Joey Pants as Guido and building a very strong ensemble around him.

    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusSep 19, 2023 · ~1:28:00
    A Bronx Tale · 2003Chazz Palminteri as C

    When they revisit who truly carries the film, the conversation circles back to Palminteri’s central performance.

    Runner-up · none clear
    Episode
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13 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusOct 27, 2025 · ~56:00
    Halloween II · 1981the apple razor blade

    The apple with a razor blade is named first as the best food-or-drink detail, with the ham sandwich getting an honorable mention.

    Runner-up · the sandwich being made
    Episode
  2. DeclaredAug 25, 2025 · ~1:04:00
    Witness · 1985The corn-drop / corn-silo trap

    The corn is chosen as the best food/drink use because it literally becomes a lethal weapon in the climax.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredJun 2, 2025 · ~1:44:00
    Out for Justice · 1991the hot dog in the pool hall scene

    They choose the naked hot dog Seagal grabs and waves around during the bar fight as the best food prop moment.

    Runner-up · the seltzer six-pack
    Episode
  4. DeclaredMar 10, 2025 · ~48:00
    Best in Show · 2000The cafeteria-style dog-show food and popcorn specifics

    They chose the food presentation and the very specific popcorn as the best food-and-drink bit.

    Runner-up · The meat counter scene
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusDec 16, 2024 · ~56:00
    The Gambler · 2014cereal

    They decide cereal is the movie's standout food/drink detail.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredJul 29, 2024 · ~2:32:00
    Pulp Fiction (Part 1 and 2) · 1994Big Kahuna Burger

    They gave the food-or-drink award to the Big Kahuna Burger, while acknowledging the $5 milkshake as a major challenger.

    Runner-up · $5 milkshake
    Episode
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12 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredJul 20, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Hitch · 2005What’s Aged the Worst: Michael Rapaport as a likable friend

    Mina uses the flex slot to flag Michael Rapaport’s casting as a likable friend as the weakest aging point.

    Episode
  2. Apparent consensusMar 16, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985the movie’s opening Reagan/Secret Service set-up

    They treated the opening Secret Service/Reagan material as a bonus flex-style category and praised it as a separate movie inside the movie.

    Runner-up · the lifting-scene weirdness
    Episode
  3. Left openFeb 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00
    GoldenEye · 1995No clear winner recorded

    They discuss several candidates for the flex slot, with no single clean consensus beyond admiration for the opening stunt work.

    Runner-up · The Dan Campbell scale / other Bond stunt audacity
    Episode
  4. DeclaredFeb 2, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Wild Things · 1998how would Van Lathan get out of this one?

    Van improvises a long, comic explanation for being seen leaving the Tropic Motel with two young white women.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredDec 15, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    High Fidelity · 2000the women on set crowd-sourcing the Tim Robbins sex scene

    Rob frames the category around the film’s improvised intimacy-coordination approach, which the hosts treat as a successful but strange workaround.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredDec 1, 2025 · ~1:52:00
    Rocky II · 1979top five unrealistic sports movie outcomes

    Van uses his flex slot for a custom top-five of impossible sports-movie endings, led by Rocky II at number one.

    Runner-up · null
    Episode
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6 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredDec 15, 2025 · ~2:08:00
    High Fidelity · 2000the Smashing Pumpkins should have been in the movie

    Rob argues the Chicago setting should have included the Smashing Pumpkins, and the others debate alternative cameos and soundtrack choices.

    Runner-up · Billy Corgan for the Bruce Springsteen cameo
    Episode
  2. Left openAug 8, 2023 · ~1:20:00
    National Lampoon’s Vacation · 1983No clear winner recorded

    They raise a few nitpicks, including the two-week Wally World closure and the logistics of the ending, but do not settle on one winner.

    Episode
  3. Apparent consensusMay 2, 2023 · ~1:20:00
    Iron Man · 2008Tony visiting Afghanistan to demo the Jericho missile

    They spend the section on logic gaps, especially Tony's demo trip and a few implausible convenience points.

    Runner-up · Tony's beard growth and the ease of his house's security
    Episode
  4. Apparent consensusFeb 21, 2023 · ~1:04:00
    Whiplash · 2014the credibility issues around the car-accident and JVC performance sequence

    They focus their nitpicks on the implausibility of the car-accident logistics and Fletcher sabotaging the live performance.

    Episode
  5. Left openDec 6, 2022 · ~1:04:00
    Man On Fire · 2004No clear winner recorded

    They raised several continuity and plausibility issues, mostly about the kidnapping plan, hospital recovery, and character behavior.

    Runner-up · Rhada Mitchell going on business trips; the journalist’s quick vigilante commitment
    Episode
  6. Left openApr 6, 2021 · ~1:20:00
    Lethal Weapon · 1987No clear winner recorded

    They trade a list of nitpicks, including the family bathing scene, the helicopter not being heard, and the implausible file reference, without settling on a single winner.

    Episode
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8 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. Left openJul 13, 2026 · ~1:44:00
    She's the One · 1996No clear winner recorded

    They speculate about where the relationships go next, but don’t land on a single clean next-day outcome.

    Runner-up · Mickey and Heather break up
    Episode
  2. Left openSep 8, 2025 · ~48:00
    The Legend of Billie Jean · 1985No clear winner recorded

    This was played as an absurd future-imagining bit rather than a real, supported narrative answer.

    Runner-up · Hubie becomes Lieutenant Governor of Texas
    Episode
  3. DeclaredSep 17, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    John Wick · 2014John Wick 2

    They said the obvious answer for the next-day follow-up is John Wick 2.

    Episode
  4. Left openJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    Philadelphia · 1993No clear winner recorded

    They joke about Joe’s future, but no concrete next-day outcome is established in the transcript.

    Runner-up · Joe representing Dr. J or becoming a bigger Philly lawyer
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusApr 11, 2023 · ~1:28:00
    Indecent Proposal · 1993An eventual divorce after an immediate brief attempt at normal life

    They predict the couple tries to go on with life briefly, but ultimately ends in divorce.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredFeb 28, 2023 · ~1:28:00
    Catch Me If You Can · 2002Frank kept working with checks and made money until the real story was debunked

    They answer the category by summarizing Frank’s later life and the eventual debunking of the legend.

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10 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusFeb 2, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Wild Things · 1998yes, especially the missing explicit shower scene

    They argue the film needed at least one more explicit sex beat, ideally the planned shower scene, plus a masturbation beat for Sam.

    Runner-up · a scene of Sam masturbating while Gloria watches
    Episode
  2. DeclaredJan 13, 2026 · ~56:00
    What Lies Beneath · 2000no

    They decide the movie does not need a fuller sex scene because the glimpses already fit the film's restrained, teasing tone.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~56:00
    After Hours · 1985No

    They explicitly decide the movie does not need a better sex scene, while acknowledging a couple of places where the film could have gotten weirder.

    Runner-up · Maybe the punk club or sculpture-space scenes could have gone further
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  4. DeclaredFeb 24, 2025 · ~56:00
    Crash · 2004Brendan Fraser and Nona Gaye should have had sex on screen

    They argue the movie would have benefited from an explicit Brendan Fraser-Nona Gaye sex scene.

    Episode
  5. Left openJan 6, 2025 · ~1:28:00
    Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018No clear winner recorded

    They concluded the movie did not need an added or improved sex scene and moved on without naming a winner.

    Episode
  6. Left openAug 13, 2024 · ~1:20:00
    The Grand Budapest Hotel · 2014No clear winner recorded

    They joked about the sex scene prompt but did not support any clear winner beyond the existing old-lady encounter.

    Runner-up · none
    Episode
One-night-onlyUnintentional comedyA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.13episodes69% resolved
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9 winners on file

Six most recent of 13 · timestamps approximate
  1. Apparent consensusJan 30, 2024 · ~1:04:00
    The Insider · 1999the golf-driving-range scene with the men in suits

    They single out the suited golf-range sequence as the funniest unintended bit, with Wigand’s wall-staring also called out.

    Runner-up · Wigand staring at the wall in the hotel room
    Episode
  2. DeclaredJul 31, 2023 · ~48:00
    A Few Good Men: Live from L.A. ("A Few Good (Re)Men") · 1992Drunk Tom Cruise

    Drunk Tom Cruise is selected over the other examples of accidental comedy.

    Runner-up · Cruise hitting softballs too hard
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  3. DeclaredJul 23, 2019 · ~48:00
    Top Gun · 1986Beach volleyball game

    The room settles on the beach volleyball sequence as the funniest unintentionally comic stretch, with the bite also named as a strong contender.

    Runner-up · Ice Man biting Maverick
    Episode
  4. DeclaredJul 26, 2018 · ~48:00
    Mission: Impossible · 1996Senator John Walter on the McLaughlin Group

    They pick the absurd senator-on-TV and other internet-tech moments as the funniest unintended comedy.

    Runner-up · Net Ranger
    Episode
  5. Apparent consensusJul 4, 2018 · ~1:08:00
    Jaws · 1975Quint getting eaten / the shark-on-the-mast effects

    They point to a few moments, but the boat/mast attack on Quint draws the strongest laughter and most attention.

    Runner-up · Mrs. Brody reacting to the shark book illustration
    Episode
  6. Apparent consensusApr 11, 2018 · ~32:00
    The Princess Bride · 1987Andre the Giant’s line delivery

    They point to Andre the Giant’s delivery as the biggest source of accidental comedy, with his unintelligible line readings adding to the effect.

    Runner-up · Carrie Elwes being a heartthrob
    Episode
Cast & charactersDan Waiters AwardA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.11episodes100% resolved
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11 winners on file

Six most recent of 11 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredNov 10, 2025 · ~1:36:00
    Snake Eyes · 1998Jane Heitmeyer as Serena / the redhead

    The redhead Serena is named the clear Dan Waiters pick because she has the movie-star juice and feels tailor-made for the category.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredSep 29, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    The Sting · 1973Lonigan's henchmen

    They landed on Lonigan’s henchmen because the no-lines presence still stands out.

    Runner-up · Dana Elcar as the FBI agent
    Episode
  3. DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    After Hours · 1985Linda Fiorentino

    They explicitly give the Dan Waiters Award to Linda Fiorentino from a very deep supporting lineup.

    Runner-up · Terry Garr / Catherine O'Hara / John Heard
    Episode
  4. DeclaredJul 18, 2023 · ~1:04:00
    My Cousin Vinny · 1992The diner chef

    They choose the diner chef as the movie’s best waiter-type presence.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredJul 11, 2023 · ~1:12:00
    A Time To Kill · 1996Chris Cooper

    They treat Chris Cooper as the easy choice for the category.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredJun 7, 2022 · ~1:04:00
    Knocked Up · 2007Kristen Wiig

    They agree Kristen Wiig is the best scene-stealing supporting performer in the category.

    Runner-up · Ryan Seacrest
    Episode
One-night-onlyDid this movie need more black people, Van?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.11episodes82% resolved
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11
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9
Apparent
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Latest logged
Sep 22, 2026

THE TRANSCRIPT REGISTER

9 winners on file

Six most recent of 11 · timestamps approximate
  1. DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00
    Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No

    They agreed more Black characters were unnecessary because this movie's body count was already too high.

    Episode
  2. DeclaredFeb 23, 2026 · ~1:04:00
    Crazy, Stupid, Love · 2011David Lindhagen

    Van and the others agree David Lindhagen is the character that should have been cast as a Black man.

    Episode
  3. DeclaredOct 27, 2025 · ~56:00
    Halloween II · 1981no

    Van argues the movie does not need more black characters, while noting that the existing black nurse is portrayed as a consummate professional.

    Episode
  4. DeclaredMay 26, 2025 · ~1:12:00
    Heaven Can Wait · 1978the movie needed more black people

    Van argues the movie should have had a much more visible Black presence around the football world and in the body-swap premise.

    Episode
  5. DeclaredFeb 24, 2025 · ~1:20:00
    Crash · 2004no

    Van rejects the premise and says the movie is already packed with enough material without adding more Black characters.

    Episode
  6. DeclaredJan 6, 2025 · ~56:00
    Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018an all-black-cast version of Den of Thieves: Race War

    Van pitched an all-black-cast race-war version of the movie as the answer to the prompt.

    Episode