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THE REWATCHABLES FIELD GUIDE · VOL. 02
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Search a category, movie, episode, or logged winner.The essentialsApex MountainThe moment a career, performance, or cultural force reached its absolute peak.449episodes90% resolved
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437 winners on file
- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Del Frisco's SteakhouseEpisode
They called this the apex for Del Frisco's Steakhouse, while locating Butler's and Foxx's career peaks in other movies.
- DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Sylvester Stallone, Ronald Reagan / the United States, Julia Nickson, and the Cold WarEpisode
They endorse several 1985 peaks, while placing Vietnam films, Martin Kove, and movie knives elsewhere.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:40:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They place Ferrell near his 2004–08 peak, make a case for Reilly, and discuss Cohen’s Borat year, NASCAR movies, and other individual peaks. There is no single category winner.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00Apollo 13 · 1995American ingenuityEpisode
They frame the movie as an Apex Mountain for American ingenuity.
Runner-up · American idealism - Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~1:44:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994speedEpisode
They treat the movie itself as the apex example of the die-hard-ripoff wave rather than an apex for Keanu or Sandra Bullock.
Runner-up · die-hard-ripoffs - Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Italian Job · 2003Seth GreenEpisode
They suggest this may be the peak of Seth Green's run, though the movie itself is also discussed as a Mini Cooper showcase.
Runner-up · the Mini Coopers
The aging reportWhat's Aged the Worst?The choice that feels most stranded in the year the movie was made.399episodes91% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~56:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
They criticized the absent Philadelphia flavor, the wasted Viola Davis role, and Nick's general ineptitude without choosing one clear loser.
Runner-up · The missing Philly accents and sports texture - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They discuss the deleted reaction to Co’s death, the tie-in game, similarities to Missing in Action, stereotypes, and ineffective mortars without choosing one winner.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:08:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They discuss obscure cultural references, homophobic jokes, corporal punishment, and Cal’s comment about Carly being unconscious, without choosing one winner.
- DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:27:45Aliens · 1986Jenette Goldstein playing Vasquez as a Chicano characterEpisode
The most dated element discussed is Goldstein’s casting and performance choices as Vasquez.
Runner-up · the missing Ripley backstory / director’s cut cuts - DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00Apollo 13 · 1995the teenage daughter materialEpisode
They again single out the teenage daughter scenes as the part that has aged worst.
Runner-up · some VFX details - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00About Last Night · 1986Danny's weird stalking phaseEpisode
They single out Danny's stalking behavior as the part that plays worst now.
The aging reportWhat's Aged the Best?The element whose reputation or impact has only improved with time.383episodes95% resolved
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372 winners on file
- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~40:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
They praised several things including the stars swapping roles, Philadelphia as a setting, Regina Hall's presence, and the exposition around Clyde's skill set.
Runner-up · The Butler-Foxx role swap story - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~48:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
Kyle praises Trautman; Bill favors the scene reading Rambo’s military résumé, with villain cues, dialogue, and parody scenes also discussed.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~52:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They praise the racing footage, Leslie Bibb, trademarking catchphrases, and commercial breaks during crashes without selecting a single winner.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00Apollo 13 · 1995Houston, we have a problemEpisode
They agree the phrase and its lasting cultural shorthand have aged best.
Runner-up · the score - Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recordedEpisode
Several things are praised, but the discussion never settles cleanly on one single winner.
Runner-up · early-2000s Mini Coopers - Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:00:00Obsession · 2025the bare-bones production and Easter-egg densityEpisode
They praise how impressive the movie feels once you learn how little money and infrastructure it had behind it.
Runner-up · Ian being a bad friend
Cast & charactersThe “That Guy” AwardThe familiar character actor whose name finally deserves to be remembered.341episodes96% resolved
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330 winners on file
- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gregory Itzin as the wardenEpisode
They moved off Colm Meaney and gave the edge to Gregory Itzin's over-the-top warden.
Runner-up · Colm Meaney - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
Charles Napier is favored, but they debate whether his name recognition disqualifies him as a “that guy.”
Runner-up · Steven Berkoff - Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:28:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
Gary Cole, Ted Manson, Ian Roberts, Jack McBrayer, and Greg Germann are discussed as different levels of recognizable supporting actor.
- Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:38:35Aliens · 1986Mark Rolston as DrakeEpisode
Mark Rolston, who plays Drake, is the clear that-guy pick, with Paul Maxwell’s Van Leuwen as a secondary mention.
Runner-up · Paul Maxwell as Van Leuwen - DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994joe-mortonEpisode
They settle on Joe Morton as the strongest 'that guy' performance in the film.
Runner-up · glenn-plummer - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:20:00About Last Night · 1986Demi Moore's bossEpisode
They pick Debbie's sleazy boss as the standout 'that guy' performance.
Runner-up · Danny's diner owner boss
Alternate cutsCasting What-IfsThe sliding-doors version of the movie built around another actor.338episodes70% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
The main hypothetical was the original Foxx-Butler role assignment, with Darabont's abandoned directing version also discussed.
Runner-up · Frank Darabont directing - DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985John Travolta as Rambo's sidekickEpisode
They highlight Travolta as the best alternate-casting idea, with the other options treated as lesser what-ifs.
Runner-up · Dolph Lundgren as the Russian antagonist; Lee Marvin as Trautman or Murdock - Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:24:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They discuss reported alternatives for Cal and Jean Girard, and Reilly’s missed chance to play Brick in Anchorman. No replacement wins.
- Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:51:26Aliens · 1986Tom Hanks as HudsonEpisode
Hanks as Hudson wins the forced choice by a 2–1 majority, with Cruise as Hicks the other vote.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise as Hicks - Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:35:31Aliens · 1986James Remar as Hicks replaced by Michael BiehnEpisode
The casting sidebar focuses on Remar being replaced by Biehn and Paxton’s near-miss elsewhere.
Runner-up · Bill Paxton nearly missing the movie for Police Academy 2 - Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~1:36:00Apollo 13 · 1995Tom HanksEpisode
The room leans Hanks overall, while also floating Cruise in Kevin Bacon’s role as a way to put both stars in the movie.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise
The essentialsWho Won the Movie?The person, performance, or force that walks away with the whole picture.331episodes97% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gerard ButlerEpisode
They closed by agreeing Butler clearly won the movie.
- DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:36:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Sylvester StalloneEpisode
They agree Stallone wins the movie.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~2:04:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Will FerrellEpisode
They agree Ferrell won the movie, while acknowledging McKay’s contribution.
- Left openAug 31, 2026 · ~2:09:47Aliens · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
The room cannot settle on a single winner, landing on a Cameron-versus-Weaver split with Paxton as a personal favorite.
- DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994sandra-bullockEpisode
They explicitly choose Sandra Bullock as the movie's winner, with a nod that Keanu is also in the conversation.
Runner-up · keanu-reeves - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00About Last Night · 1986Jim BelushiEpisode
They debate the leads, but the final answer is that Jim Belushi won the movie.
Runner-up · Debbie
Cast & charactersDion Waiters AwardA heat-check performance that does maximum damage in minimum screen time.284episodes93% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Clyde's cellmateEpisode
They agreed Clyde's briefly seen cellmate steals the most from limited screen time.
Runner-up · Michael Kelly's former coworker - DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Steven WilliamsEpisode
They pick Steven Williams for his indoor aviators and the moment he blocks Trautman from leaving.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:28:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Molly ShannonEpisode
After a broad supporting-cast debate, they agree on Molly Shannon. Gary Cole is considered too central to qualify.
Runner-up · Amy Adams - DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:38:55Aliens · 1986Al Matthews as AponeEpisode
Apone gets the Dion Waiters-style vote as the most memorable supporting character.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00Apollo 13 · 1995Walter CronkiteEpisode
They choose Walter Cronkite as the most memorable supporting presence.
Runner-up · Clint Howard - Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994joe-mortonEpisode
They again land on Joe Morton as the most impactful supporting presence for the award.
Runner-up · glenn-plummer
The essentialsMost Rewatchable SceneThe scene that makes the remote stop on this movie every time.276episodes96% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~24:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009The judge's cell-phone explosionEpisode
The hosts favored the judge's sudden cell-phone explosion, while also praising the prison-cell and parking-lot scenes.
Runner-up · Clyde's steak-and-cellmate prison scene - DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~32:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo’s jungle revenge montage, especially the mud-wall revealEpisode
After reviewing the scenes, they choose the jungle killing montage, especially Rambo emerging from the mud.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~28:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Dinner and grace sceneEpisode
After an extended scene rundown, the hosts agree on the family dinner and baby-Jesus prayer scene, with the bar scene also praised.
Runner-up · Bar scene - Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~57:44Aliens · 1986the motion-tracker and ducts sequenceEpisode
The motion-tracker and ducts sequence gets the clearest endorsement as the movie’s most rewatchable stretch.
Runner-up · the ambush sequence - Apparent consensusAug 24, 2026 · ~48:00Apollo 13 · 1995the atmosphere re-entryEpisode
The room ultimately settles on the re-entry sequence as the scene they most want to watch again.
Runner-up · the CO2 filter fix - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~56:00About Last Night · 1986New Year's EveEpisode
They land on the New Year's Eve sequence as the standout scene, with the breakup mentioned as the closest alternative.
Runner-up · The breakup
Cast & charactersOveracting AwardA gloriously oversized performance operating beyond ordinary human volume.271episodes87% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009DarbyEpisode
Bill gave the overacting nod to Darby for his greasy, heightened villain performance.
- Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They rename the overacting category for Rambo 2’s underacting and refer back to their earlier discussion.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:12:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Molly ShannonEpisode
Her exaggerated performance is the answer, with the hosts stressing that the commitment makes it funny rather than weak.
- Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:30:22Aliens · 1986Bill Paxton as HudsonEpisode
Paxton’s energetic Hudson performance is treated as the clearest overacting winner.
Runner-up · Jenette Goldstein as Vasquez - DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~1:12:00The Italian Job · 2003the Ukrainian brotherEpisode
They single out the Ukrainian brother for the most over-the-top performance.
- DeclaredJun 29, 2026 · ~1:28:00Pacific Heights · 1990Matthew Modine's performanceEpisode
They explicitly call out Modine's acting as the over-the-top performance in the movie.
Debate deskUnanswerable QuestionsThe plot mysteries and logistical puzzles the movie refuses to settle.242episodes23% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
Their one big question was how much darker the ending should have gone, especially around Nick's fate at the recital.
Runner-up · A darker ending where Nick dies at the cello recital - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They ask what happens to Murdock and Rambo afterward, then debate Stallone versus Schwarzenegger.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:56:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
Questions cover Cal and Carly’s future, slingshot drafting, product placement, the Playgirl shoot, and praying to baby Jesus.
- Left openAug 3, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Karate Kid Part II · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
They leave open how good Daniel really is and who the best non-sensei ally would be in a real fight.
Runner-up · who is the better fighter among the franchise’s non-senseis - Left openJul 27, 2026 · ~1:28:00Obsession · 2025No clear winner recordedEpisode
They end by batting around impossible wish-logic questions without reaching a firm answer.
Runner-up · whether the wish has exact wording rules - Left openJul 13, 2026 · ~1:44:00She's the One · 1996No clear winner recordedEpisode
The conversation ends on whether Burns is fundamentally a good actor and what his career choices meant.
Runner-up · did Ed Burns blow it by failing to stick with McGlone?
Craft & momentsMovie MemorabiliaThe prop, costume, vehicle, or artifact worth sneaking off the set.237episodes93% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009The steak bone weaponEpisode
After correcting the weapon mechanics, they landed on the steak bone as the piece of memorabilia to own.
Runner-up · The prison spork - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
Kyle wants the red headband and Co’s necklace; Bill wants the machine gun and ammunition belt.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~2:00:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
Different hosts want the Wonder Bread outfit, Ricky’s car, Reese’s wardrobe, or the stuffed cougar. No shared winner is selected.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00Apollo 13 · 1995Jim Lovell's astronaut suitEpisode
They agree the most desirable prop would be the movie-worn astronaut suit.
Runner-up · Gary Sinise's sleeveless sweater - Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994the-bomb-trigger-stickEpisode
They identify the bomb trigger as the most memorable prop, with the golden watch also mentioned.
Runner-up · the-golden-watch - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00About Last Night · 1986Mother's Malone softball jerseyEpisode
They choose a Mother's baseball jersey or related memorabilia over the sneakers as the best keepable item.
Runner-up · Danny's Air Jordans
Craft & momentsBest QuoteThe line or exchange that escaped the movie and entered everyday life.232episodes97% resolved
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- DeclaredMar 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985"I'm getting too old for this shit"Episode
They picked the 'too old for this shit' line as the best quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "What are we gonna do now?" - DeclaredJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."Episode
When the podcast returns to quote talk, they again identify the poor-people/no-assholes line as the strongest quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusJan 21, 2026 · ~1:28:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes.Episode
The quoted line about poor people having no assholes is singled out as the best quote, with several other Eddie Murphy lines also admired.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusNov 3, 2025 · ~56:00The Truman Show · 1998"You never had a camera in my head"Episode
CR chose Truman’s camera-line as his favorite quote, while Bill highlighted the security-guard exchange.
Runner-up · The security-guard curtain/blowing-wind exchange - DeclaredMay 5, 2025 · ~2:32:00Star Wars: A New Hope · 1977Han Solo's 'no mystical energy field' speechEpisode
They pick Han Solo's skeptical line about the Force as the best quote.
- DeclaredMar 17, 2025 · ~1:28:00Days of Thunder · 1990“I’m more afraid of being nothing than being hurt.”Episode
The most memorable line for them is Cole’s declaration that he fears being nothing more than being hurt.
Runner-up · “You can’t hide from your bad luck in his car.”
Alternate cutsRecasting CouchA role, director, or creative choice sent back through casting.218episodes74% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Tom Hanks as Nick and Denzel Washington as ClydeEpisode
Two hosts independently proposed a Philadelphia shadow sequel with Hanks and Washington in the lead roles.
- DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985John TravoltaEpisode
They choose John Travolta as Rambo’s sidekick and also propose Born in the USA as the closing song.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:32:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They largely want to preserve the cast, director, and locations, while joking about a serious Christopher Nolan version.
- Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:39:54Aliens · 1986Kevin Costner as HicksEpisode
The room most strongly endorses Costner as Hicks, with Barrymore as Newt as another appealing swap.
Runner-up · Drew Barrymore as Newt - DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:04:00Apollo 13 · 1995Tom Cruise as JackEpisode
The room likes the idea of Tom Cruise taking the Jack role most of all.
Runner-up · Gene Hackman as Ed Harris - DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Italian Job · 2003Leonardo DiCaprio as the Mark Wahlberg partEpisode
They again favor DiCaprio in Wahlberg's role while also imagining Cruise in Norton's part.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise as Edward Norton
Debate deskPicking NitsThe tiny logic problem that becomes impossible to stop worrying.201episodes49% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
Their nitpicks ranged from the opening setup and Nick's handshake to the impossible surveillance, bomb, and tunnel logic.
Runner-up · Clyde somehow building and using a fully outfitted prison-tunnel lair - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:20:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They question Rambo’s short prison sentence, upkeep of his physique, precise helicopter targeting, and survival after sewage exposure.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:48:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They question Ricky’s missing fortune, the team-owner handover, the points-title conflict, and the final race’s professional stakes.
- Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recordedEpisode
They point out several implausible mechanics and staging details without settling on one single nit.
Runner-up · Charlize pretending to be a cable repair person - DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Karate Kid Part II · 1986Daniel’s crane kick being readied then counteredEpisode
They call out the crane-kick callback getting neutralized and the post-production dubbing as the biggest nitpicks.
Runner-up · the dubbed nose-honk / sloppy fight edit - Apparent consensusJul 13, 2026 · ~1:40:00She's the One · 1996the cab-driver marriage and Paris logicEpisode
They pick at the plot logic around the rushed marriage, Paris, and Heather’s offscreen wedding claim.
Runner-up · Heather saying she married Papa that morning
Debate deskBest / Worst Life LessonThe wisdom—or spectacularly bad advice—the movie leaves behind.174episodes97% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009"Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten."Episode
They directly singled out Clyde's blood-and-lessons line as the movie's worst-best life lesson.
- Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:28:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
Bill says the villains should kill Rambo when they can; Kyle celebrates making an unglamorous workplace a fun hangout.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~2:00:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
They playfully disagree about first-or-last ambition versus accepting other finishes and winning for yourself, then note that some parents never change.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00Apollo 13 · 1995"Your greatest disaster is seconds away from being your finest moment"Episode
They pick the disaster-to-triumph line as the episode’s best life lesson.
Runner-up · "Let's work the problem" - DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994luck-runs-out-sooner-or-later-guts-only-gets-you-so-farEpisode
They settle on Hopper's line about luck and guts as the film's best life lesson.
- DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:28:00About Last Night · 1986Don't ever lose your sense of humor, DanEpisode
They select Bernie's parting advice as the movie's best life lesson.
Cast & charactersButch's Girlfriend / Weak LinkThe character, choice, or missing ingredient holding the movie back.169episodes84% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~56:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
They bounced between Clyde's overcomplicated decade-long revenge design and the implausible prison-tunnel logistics without locking one in.
Runner-up · Clyde's impossible tunnel-and-solitary setup - DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985the movie's decision to spare Rambo repeatedly instead of just killing himEpisode
They frame the film’s biggest weak link as the repeated failure to simply kill Rambo when he is vulnerable.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:08:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
One host has no weak link; another thinks Sacha Baron Cohen’s exaggerated French accent slows his delivery. No shared winner is chosen.
- Apparent consensusAug 31, 2026 · ~1:22:56Aliens · 1986Burke’s smuggling planEpisode
The room settles on Burke’s absurd xenomorph-smuggling scheme as the movie’s weakest logic point.
Runner-up · Newt’s parents taking the kids to the dig site - Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~1:44:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994the bus-jump physics / late-movie extensionEpisode
They agree the weakest part is the movie's need to stretch the ending around the bus-jump physics and extra final-act material.
- Apparent consensusAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00About Last Night · 1986Joan with the married guyEpisode
They view Joan's New Year's Eve involvement with a married man as the weakest part of the movie.
Runner-up · The Swallow City Diner plotline
Alternate cutsBest Double FeatureThe ideal second movie to keep the night rolling.156episodes97% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Den of ThievesEpisode
Bill's pick was Den of Thieves for a full Butler double feature, with RocknRolla mentioned as another option.
Runner-up · RocknRolla - Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~1:36:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985First BloodEpisode
They favor First Blood as the companion film, with Cobra and Rocky IV also discussed.
Runner-up · Cobra - Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~2:04:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006AnchormanEpisode
The discussion leans toward Anchorman after considering Blades of Glory, Step Brothers, Cars, and Days of Thunder.
Runner-up · Blades of Glory - DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~2:09:38Aliens · 1986AlienEpisode
Alien is the consensus double-feature companion, with Platoon as a secondary option.
Runner-up · Platoon - DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00Apollo 13 · 1995First ManEpisode
They end up recommending First Man as the stronger companion watch.
Runner-up · The Martian - DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994die-hardEpisode
They explicitly agree that Die Hard is the best double-feature pairing for Speed.
Alternate cutsSequel, Prequel, or Prestige TVThe case for extending, remaking, or serializing the movie.137episodes84% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:28:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009SequelEpisode
They only seriously developed sequel ideas, with Bill pitching posthumous booby traps and Van insisting Nick should face consequences.
Runner-up · A version where Nick goes to jail for blowing up the prison - Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~1:20:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Bring Rambo back to America for a contained action sequelEpisode
They prefer a domestic Die Hard or Sudden Death-style sequel and discuss returning characters from First Blood.
- Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:52:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006UntouchableEpisode
They discuss a hypothetical European Formula One sequel but conclude the original should remain alone.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~1:12:00Apollo 13 · 1995untouchableEpisode
They mark the movie as untouchable for sequel or spin-off treatment.
- Left openAug 17, 2026 · ~2:16:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994No clear winner recordedEpisode
They brainstorm sequel and spinoff possibilities, but no single follow-up concept is formally agreed upon.
Runner-up · speed-3-or-hopper-prequel - Left openAug 10, 2026 · ~1:20:00The Italian Job · 2003No clear winner recordedEpisode
They brainstorm multiple spin-off directions, but no single concept becomes the clear choice.
Runner-up · an all-Black cast version
Debate deskHottest TakeThe opinion most likely to stop the room and restart the argument.132episodes92% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:04:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Gerard Butler should have been James Bond instead of Daniel CraigEpisode
Bill's Butler-as-Bond argument dominated the category and was treated as the night's wildest take.
Runner-up · Sarah deserved to die - Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:04:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
Bill prefers rewatching Missing in Action 2’s final fight; Kyle argues that Predator borrows heavily from Rambo 2.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:16:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
Takes include starting a NASCAR podcast, Talladega as the funniest sports movie, its aging better than Anchorman, and a preference for less glossy comedies.
- DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:33:12Aliens · 1986Aliens is a better Vietnam movie than Full Metal JacketEpisode
The room’s hottest take is that Aliens functions better as a Vietnam movie than Full Metal Jacket.
- DeclaredJun 25, 2026 · ~1:06:00The Good Son · 1993This should have been a bigger awards-season deal because Culkin and Wood were both Oscar-worthy in prior rolesEpisode
Sean argues the movie should have been an even bigger deal because both child stars were coming off performances he believes merited Oscar wins.
Runner-up · Culkin’s greatest performance is here - Apparent consensusJun 14, 2026 · ~1:36:00The Hand That Rocks the Cradle · 1992Robert Evans as Peyton's admirerEpisode
They land on Robert Evans as the funniest alternate-world fit, with Byron Mayo also mentioned.
Runner-up · Byron Mayo
Debate deskHalf-Assed Internet ResearchA quick factual detour inspired by the movie and only loosely supervised.125episodes54% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
They shared background notes including Butler's law degree, the original NC-17 cut of the cell killing, and the meaning of the Nomos alias.
- Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They discuss filming locations, home-video sales, on-set stories, and the body count without selecting an award winner.
- Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:32:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
Research topics include unpaid brand placement, NASCAR driving lessons, Ferrell’s musician father, and the dinner-scene shoot. These are claims made in the episode.
- Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Domestic Disturbance · 2001Travolta flew himself in and out of Wilmington during productionEpisode
The one researched fact they surface is that Travolta commuted by plane during the shoot.
- Apparent consensusMay 11, 2026 · ~1:32:00Tropic Thunder · 2008Rick BakerEpisode
The research segment circles around the makeup and effects team, with Rick Baker named and Stan Winston discussed as the closest comparator.
Runner-up · Stan Winston - Left openMar 23, 2026 · ~1:04:00The Nice Guys · 2016No clear winner recordedEpisode
They briefly cite a few production facts and the Robert Downey Jr. cameo, but no single research point is treated as a winner.
Craft & momentsGreat Shot, GordoThe image or composition worthy of pausing the movie to admire.104episodes93% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Clyde's naked arrest shotEpisode
Bill identified Clyde stripping during the arrest as the movie's most deliberate visual flourish, with the ending fire image mentioned as another strong shot.
Runner-up · Clyde sitting in the rising flames at the end - Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo’s eye opening in the mud behind a soldierEpisode
They favor the mud-wall reveal, with knife sharpening and the bandana shot also nominated.
Runner-up · the knife-sharpening and bandana shots - Left openSep 8, 2026 · ~1:00:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006No clear winner recordedEpisode
The crane move into Ricky’s car and the slow-motion crash receive praise; no final shot is selected.
- Apparent consensusAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00The Italian Job · 2003the pan up out of Venice and down into the AlpsEpisode
They favor the Venice-to-Alps transition as the standout shot while mentioning Sutherland's body as another option.
Runner-up · Sutherland's body popping out of the water - Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:00:00Obsession · 2025Nikki appearing in the bedroom corner / the red-dress shadow shotsEpisode
They single out the shadowy Nikki images and the bedroom-corner framing as the film’s most cinematic visuals.
Runner-up · Nikki emerging in the background of the restaurant call - Apparent consensusJun 29, 2026 · ~1:12:00Pacific Heights · 1990The random 360 dolly shot around Patty and the lawyerEpisode
They choose the flashy 360 camera move around Patty and the lawyer as the standout shot.
Runner-up · Drake dropping his mail and the curtain opening behind him
Craft & momentsBest Needle DropThe song-and-scene pairing that makes the movie briefly feel inevitable.101episodes91% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009"Eminence Front" by The WhoEpisode
"Eminence Front" was the only song singled out as the clear needle-drop choice.
- Left openSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
They explicitly decline to name a best needle drop and introduce a worst-needle-drop award instead.
- DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Frank Stallone’s closing song, Peace in Our LifeEpisode
They explicitly create a new category and pick Frank Stallone’s ending song as the worst needle drop.
- Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:04:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006We Belong by Pat BenatarEpisode
The closing song emerges as the choice after discussion of Journey, AC/DC, Audioslave, and other soundtrack picks.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00Apollo 13 · 1995"Spirit in the Sky"Episode
They identify the "Spirit in the Sky" cue as the clear needle-drop winner.
- DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00About Last Night · 1986Living inside my heartEpisode
They narrow the montage songs down and settle on 'Living Inside My Heart' as the best needle drop.
Runner-up · So Far, So Good
Alternate cutsBetter TitleThe title-card rewrite that might have sold the movie more honestly.66episodes83% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
Van jokingly proposed "Shut the Hell Up, Nick," but they did not seriously settle on a replacement title.
Runner-up · "Shut the Hell Up, Nick" - Apparent consensusSep 15, 2026 · ~56:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Rambo 2Episode
They prefer the simpler Rambo 2 title over the official longer title.
Runner-up · First Blood 2 - DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:04:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Talladega NightsEpisode
They favor the existing title over the reported alternatives High, Wide, and Handsome and Red, White, and Racing.
- DeclaredAug 31, 2026 · ~1:21:22Aliens · 1986AliensEpisode
The room agrees that Aliens is the best title and no alternative tops it.
- DeclaredAug 24, 2026 · ~56:00Apollo 13 · 1995Apollo 13Episode
They conclude the existing title works best and should not be changed.
Runner-up · Houston, We Have a Problem - DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:20:00About Last Night · 1986About Last NightEpisode
They conclude the released title works better than the original theatrical title suggestion.
Runner-up · Sexual Perversity in Chicago
Cast & charactersBest Character NameThe finest, strangest, or most movie-perfect name on the call sheet.55episodes96% resolved
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- Left openSep 22, 2026 · ~48:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009No clear winner recordedEpisode
They joked about Clyde Shelton and Nick Rice retaining the names from the original casting, without choosing a best name.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:00:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Ricky BobbyEpisode
Ricky Bobby wins; the discussion then compares the name’s appeal with Ron Burgundy.
- Left openAug 31, 2026 · ~1:20:52Aliens · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
Apone, Bishop, Spunkmeyer, and Vasquez are all nominated, but the room does not settle on one character name.
- DeclaredAug 13, 2026 · ~1:04:00About Last Night · 1986Bernie LitkoEpisode
Bernie Litko is chosen as the most memorable character name in the movie.
- DeclaredAug 10, 2026 · ~56:00The Italian Job · 2003Handsome RobEpisode
They briefly debate a few names, but Handsome Rob is the pick that gets stated most clearly.
Runner-up · Skinny Pete - Apparent consensusAug 3, 2026 · ~40:00The Karate Kid Part II · 1986ChosenEpisode
Chosen gets the edge because the name is so on-the-nose, though Sato is also mentioned as a strong option.
Runner-up · Sato
One-night-onlyBest racehorse nameA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.36episodes100% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:16:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Shake and BakeEpisode
Shake and Bake is proposed as the racehorse name, with Magic Man and El Diablo also mentioned.
- Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Domestic Disturbance · 2001Rick JackEpisode
They decide Rick Jack would make the strongest racehorse name, ahead of Southport.
Runner-up · Southport - Apparent consensusAug 6, 2024 · ~1:20:00Dodgeball · 2004Purple CobrasEpisode
They land on Purple Cobras as the cleanest name option from the movie.
Runner-up · Fitness Consiglieries - DeclaredFeb 27, 2024 · ~1:12:00Rounders (Live from New York) · 1998The RakeEpisode
The hosts settle on The Rake as the best racehorse-style name from the film's options.
Runner-up · Mike McD - DeclaredOct 31, 2023 · ~56:00The Omen · 1976Damien ThorneEpisode
They agree Damien Thorne is a strong racehorse-style name, with 'Damien' itself carrying the most menace.
- DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~56:00They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988Cable 54Episode
They briefly propose horse names and choose Cable 54.
Runner-up · They Live
One-night-onlyCould this be remade as a 10-episode Netflix show?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.29episodes90% resolved
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- Apparent consensusMay 10, 2022 · ~1:04:00Beverly Hills Cop 2 · 1987the Alphabet Killer / Alphabet Crimes ideaEpisode
They imagine a limited series built around the alphabet crimes, and separately like the idea of a Taggart-and-Rosewood spinoff.
Runner-up · a Taggart-and-Rosewood spinoff - DeclaredMar 15, 2022 · ~1:28:00Titanic · 1997yesEpisode
They agree a Titanic series is possible, though Van thinks the movie version remains definitive.
- Left openJan 25, 2022 · ~2:00:00Casino · 1995No clear winner recordedEpisode
They imagine versions of the story as prestige TV, but treat the question more as a thought experiment than a true vote.
Runner-up · a Godfather-era Vegas spinoff - DeclaredJan 11, 2022 · ~1:36:00Juice · 1992noEpisode
They decide the movie is too compact and fast-moving to stretch into a 10-episode remake.
- DeclaredJan 4, 2022 · ~1:12:00Limitless · 2011Yes, with Bradley Cooper returningEpisode
They think the concept absolutely could be revived as a prestige series or sequel, ideally still featuring Bradley Cooper.
Runner-up · A sequel where Bradley Cooper becomes the Carl Van Loon figure - Apparent consensusOct 5, 2021 · ~1:44:00The Re-Departed · 2006yes, as a limited Dignam-led seriesEpisode
They think the movie could work as a limited series, but only if it stayed contained rather than stretching into multiple seasons.
Runner-up · no multi-season version
One-night-onlyDen of Thieves Benihana award for scene stealing locationA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.29episodes97% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 29, 2025 · ~1:12:00The Sting · 1973the carousel whorehouseEpisode
The carousel whorehouse won for location because it was such a memorable, absurd setting.
- DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~56:00After Hours · 1985Terminal BarEpisode
They explicitly pick Terminal Bar as the scene-stealing location.
- DeclaredDec 9, 2024 · ~1:04:00Disclosure · 1994the glass office building setEpisode
They choose the custom-built all-glass office building as the location that steals the movie.
- Left openNov 11, 2024 · ~48:00Meet The Parents · 2000No clear winner recordedEpisode
They admire the restaurant/bar location but do not land on a winner.
- DeclaredNov 4, 2024 · ~1:12:00Body Double · 1984The ChemosphereEpisode
They explicitly name the Chemosphere as the movie's signature location.
- DeclaredOct 7, 2024 · ~56:00Poltergeist · 1982The graveyard land the houses were built onEpisode
They identify the cursed burial-ground location as the scene-stealing setting.
Debate deskResearchA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.25episodes80% resolved
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- Left openJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990No clear winner recordedEpisode
They share a few research notes about the original screenplay and character names, but no award winner is selected.
- Apparent consensusSep 15, 2025 · ~1:28:00Tin Cup · 1996the story about the pro wives meeting Costner and Don JohnsonEpisode
The research segment surfaces multiple behind-the-scenes stories, with the PGA wives banquet anecdote standing out most.
Runner-up · the Tin Cup nickname origin - DeclaredJul 28, 2025 · ~1:36:00Brokeback Mountain · 2005Michelle Williams asking the men to kiss in front of herEpisode
The most unbelievable production story was Michelle Williams asking Ledger and Gyllenhaal to kiss in front of her to help her performance.
Runner-up · the 13 takes used for the tent sex scene - DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~1:20:00After Hours · 1985Scorsese’s Kafka-inspired dialogue and the Cafe Central / John Heard / Griffin Dunne backstoryEpisode
They move into research and discuss Scorsese’s Kafka influence, the real-life Cafe Central scene, and the production background around the cast.
- DeclaredMay 19, 2025 · ~1:28:00Close Encounters of the Third Kind · 1977Spielberg's detailed development and casting historyEpisode
They move through the script history, casting misses, effects work, and Spielberg's behind-the-scenes notes.
Runner-up · the production and visual-effects backstory - Left openMar 3, 2025 · ~1:04:00Rocky · 1976No clear winner recordedEpisode
The segment turns into a trivia dump about production facts rather than a single clear winner.
One-night-onlyCruise or Hanks?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.24episodes92% resolved
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- Apparent consensusSep 22, 2026 · ~1:12:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009Tom CruiseEpisode
They agreed Cruise would have been a phenomenal Clyde and spent the category building out that version.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - DeclaredSep 15, 2026 · ~1:12:00Rambo: First Blood Part II · 1985Tom CruiseEpisode
They choose Cruise, imagining Rambo’s airplane stunt inspiring his later stunt work.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2026 · ~1:48:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Tom HanksEpisode
The hosts agree on Hanks, imagining his Southern comic performance and a Forrest Gump-like Ricky Bobby. Cruise’s real driving skills do not change the pick.
- DeclaredAug 17, 2026 · ~1:44:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994Tom CruiseEpisode
The room immediately chooses Cruise, calling it the easiest Cruise-or-Hanks decision.
- Left openAug 3, 2026 · ~1:04:00The Karate Kid Part II · 1986No clear winner recordedEpisode
They only briefly speculate that Cruise could fit a Japanese-side role like Chosen, without a firm answer on the broader matchup.
- Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Domestic Disturbance · 2001Cruise and HanksEpisode
They land on Cruise and Hanks as the best theoretical swap, with a preference for Cruise in the Travolta role.
Runner-up · Cruise in the Travolta part
One-night-onlyBest time for a pee breakA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.23episodes91% resolved
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- DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~48:00They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988the first four minutesEpisode
They joke that the first few minutes are the obvious bathroom break window, with a later fight segment as a possible alternative.
Runner-up · the long street-fight section - Apparent consensusSep 19, 2023 · ~1:20:00A Bronx Tale · 2003the very beginningEpisode
The opening setup is treated as the safest pee-break window, with the final jog sequence also mentioned as a good spot.
Runner-up · C’s jogging near the end - Apparent consensusJul 25, 2023 · ~1:12:00The Devil's Advocate · 1997Milton and Marianne talking at the partyEpisode
They picked the long party conversation as the clearest spot to leave for a bathroom break.
- Left openJul 20, 2023 · ~1:52:00And Justice For All · 1979No clear winner recordedEpisode
No safe pee-break moment is identified; they explicitly say to stay in your seats.
- DeclaredJul 18, 2023 · ~56:00My Cousin Vinny · 1992The sleeping-in-the-car stretch with the owlEpisode
They say the film drags enough that the sleeping-in-the-car material is the obvious pee-break spot.
- Apparent consensusJul 4, 2023 · ~48:00Primal Fear · 1996the middle stretch before the final courtroom runEpisode
They describe the midmovie stretch as the natural low point and implied bathroom break window.
Debate deskHalf-ass internet researchA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.22episodes68% resolved
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- Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Replacements · 2000the timeline and details of Shane Falco's Sugar Bowl lossEpisode
They dig into the Sugar Bowl references, including the loss, team context, and Falco’s stats.
- Apparent consensusNov 11, 2024 · ~1:20:00Meet The Parents · 2000De Niro's cat affection and the reunion Zoom anecdoteEpisode
They trade a batch of production facts, with De Niro's cat behavior and the reunion Zoom standing out most.
Runner-up · the cat actors Bailey and Misha - Apparent consensusJul 12, 2024 · ~1:04:00For Love of the Game · 1999The deleted Kevin Costner full-frontal scene storyEpisode
They spend most of the category on the conflicting stories about why Costner’s nude scene was cut and a few related production facts.
Runner-up · Vin Scully ad-libbing his lines - DeclaredJun 18, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Longest Yard · 1974Albert S. Ruddy producing and the Georgia prison shoot detailsEpisode
The segment centers on Ruddy’s producer history and the production choices that shaped the movie.
Runner-up · Aldrich’s schtick takes / behind-the-scenes stories - DeclaredApr 30, 2024 · ~1:04:00The Running Man · 1987Steven E. de Souza wrote 15 drafts; the campaign bus was named The Running Man; Paula Abdul choreographed the cheerleadersEpisode
They share assorted production trivia about the remake, the campaign bus, and Paula Abdul’s involvement.
- DeclaredJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00Philadelphia · 1993The film’s inspirations from real AIDS-discrimination cases and related production notesEpisode
Bill rattles through a stack of behind-the-scenes facts about the real cases, the production, and the cast.
One-night-onlyTony Romo or Chris Collinsworth for the director's commentaryA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.20episodes85% resolved
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- DeclaredDec 30, 2024 · ~1:20:00Friday Night Lights · 2004Tom HanksEpisode
With Craig as tiebreaker, Hanks gets the nod over Cruise for Coach Gaines.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise - Apparent consensusDec 9, 2024 · ~1:12:00Disclosure · 1994Chris CollinsworthEpisode
They favor Collinsworth for play-by-play commentary, while acknowledging Quentin as another strong option.
Runner-up · Quentin Tarantino - DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:20:00Meet The Parents · 2000Scott HansenEpisode
They choose Scott Hansen as the ideal commentary voice over Romo or Collinsworth.
Runner-up · Tony Romo - DeclaredOct 15, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Silence of the Lambs (Live from New York) · 1991Chris CollinsworthEpisode
Chris Collinsworth was picked for the imaginary commentary track, with Romo treated as the alternative.
Runner-up · Tony Romo - Apparent consensusOct 7, 2024 · ~1:04:00Poltergeist · 1982Chris CollinsworthEpisode
They lean toward Chris Collinsworth as the best hypothetical commentary voice.
Runner-up · Tony Romo - DeclaredSep 24, 2024 · ~1:20:00Over The Top · 1987Gus JohnsonEpisode
They choose Gus Johnson as the ideal over-the-top play-by-play voice for a commentary track.
Craft & momentsMost rewatchableA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.17episodes94% resolved
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- Apparent consensusApr 13, 2026 · ~56:00Basic Instinct: Live from SF · 1992Nightclub sceneEpisode
CR picks the nightclub sequence as the most rewatchable, with the others offering different scenes as alternatives.
Runner-up · Fuck of the century scene - DeclaredOct 13, 2025 · ~1:04:00Sneakers · 1992the cocktail party sceneEpisode
The room settles on the cocktail party sequence, with the final heist mentioned as the strongest alternative.
Runner-up · the final heist in the fortress - DeclaredJul 7, 2025 · ~40:00Jaws 2 · 1978the doomed sailing trip / the last 50 minutesEpisode
The hosts settle on the entire doomed sailing-trip stretch, especially the final 50 minutes, as the movie's most rewatchable run.
Runner-up · Eddie getting eaten - Apparent consensusJan 6, 2025 · ~40:00Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018final shootout on the corridorEpisode
The hosts split between the corridor shootout and Benihana, with the final shootout getting the head nod as the most rewatchable scene.
Runner-up · Benihana scene - DeclaredJul 9, 2024 · ~48:00Twister · 1996Drive-inEpisode
The hosts explicitly choose the drive-in as the movie's most rewatchable element.
Runner-up · Me, Joe! - Apparent consensusMar 19, 2024 · ~1:28:00Internal Affairs · 1990Gere in the opening seduction/manipulation stretch and the later escalation through the elevator fightEpisode
Chris points to the whole early Dennis-Ramond stretch through the elevator fight as most rewatchable, with the elevator confrontation singled out as especially great.
Runner-up · the elevator fight
One-night-onlyNitpicksA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.17episodes53% resolved
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- DeclaredMar 23, 2026 · ~1:12:00The Nice Guys · 2016The plot is a little convoluted / some logic breaksEpisode
Their main nitpicks are plot complexity and a few continuity/logic problems, with the soggy-cigarette gag serving as the funniest example.
Runner-up · Gosling's wet cigarette continuity issue - DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:28:00Meet The Parents · 2000the rushed engagement/wedding timeline and the lack of a toilet signEpisode
They nitpick the movie's timeline and a few logic gaps around clothing and the toilet.
Runner-up · Greg borrowing every item of clothing instead of buying basics - Apparent consensusMay 13, 2024 · ~2:00:00Jerry Maguire · 1996The Denver/Frank Cushman draft setupEpisode
They flag several continuity and logic issues, led by the strange Denver draft-pick setup for Frank Cushman.
Runner-up · Dorothy leaving her job timing - Apparent consensusJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00Philadelphia · 1993The movie’s one-sided treatment of Andy’s world and the thinness of the Andy/Miguel relationshipEpisode
They raise several story-level complaints, especially that the film leaves the gay relationship underexplored and the legal setup underdeveloped.
Runner-up · The law-firm file-handling / case mechanics - Apparent consensusAug 15, 2022 · ~1:28:00Grease · 1978the bandstand/car-race timeline and logic gapsEpisode
They spend a long stretch pointing out story logic issues, especially the rushed timeline and the unclear mechanics of the ending.
Runner-up · Sandy-dies theory questions - Left openAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987No clear winner recordedEpisode
They spent a long stretch on plot and logic complaints without selecting a single nitpick winner.
Craft & momentsBest use of food and drinkA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.16episodes88% resolved
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- DeclaredJun 25, 2026 · ~1:08:00The Good Son · 1993The fridge freakoutEpisode
They choose the refrigerator meltdown as the movie’s best food-and-drink moment.
- Left openDec 1, 2025 · ~1:28:00Rocky II · 1979No clear winner recordedEpisode
They throw out a few options, but no single food-or-drink gag clearly wins the room.
Runner-up · the spit bucket - Apparent consensusApr 4, 2025 · ~1:04:00The Saint · 1997Simon blading the wine bottle / the expensive wine sceneEpisode
They favor the wine seduction sequence, with the untouched pasta getting an honorable mention.
Runner-up · The uneaten spaghetti and meatballs - DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~48:00Meet The Parents · 2000Tom CollinsEpisode
After a couple of possibilities, they land on the Tom Collins as the best food-and-drink choice.
Runner-up · the red hot pupusas / pigs in a blanket - Apparent consensusJul 23, 2024 · ~1:04:00No Way Out · 1987spilling coffee on the pants / pouring the Stoli straight upEpisode
They singled out the coffee spill and the straight-Stoli pour as the film's best food-and-drink beats.
- Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Longest Yard · 1974Homemade prison liquor / raisin jackEpisode
Homemade prison booze gets the nod as the memorable food-and-drink detail.
One-night-onlyWhat stage is the bestA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.16episodes94% resolved
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- Apparent consensusAug 17, 2026 · ~2:08:00Speed ("The Re-Speed") · 1994pre-cgi-action-filmmakingEpisode
They praise the practical-effects era, plus the movie's physical LA feel and the performances as the things that have aged best.
Runner-up · keanu-bullock-and-the-real-los-angeles-setting - DeclaredAug 3, 2026 · ~40:00The Karate Kid Part II · 1986the castle reveal during “The Glory of Love” date sceneEpisode
They treat the castle reveal on the date as the best stage/location moment, while spending a long stretch praising the song.
Runner-up · the song “The Glory of Love” itself - Apparent consensusJun 29, 2026 · ~1:04:00Pacific Heights · 1990Patty being smarter than Drake and the Patty-versus-Carter dynamicEpisode
They mostly agree the best part is Patty repeatedly outthinking Drake and standing up to Carter.
Runner-up · Melanie Griffith's jeans in the movie - Apparent consensusJul 28, 2025 · ~1:20:00Brokeback Mountain · 2005the scoreEpisode
They landed on the score as the most enduring element, with Ledger's performance also singled out.
Runner-up · Heath Ledger's performance - DeclaredApr 28, 2025 · ~40:00Someone to Watch Over Me · 1987People reacting to adultery like adultsEpisode
They pick the adult, restrained reactions to the affair as the movie's best stage because the characters behave more maturely than in a modern version.
Runner-up · Tommy as an excellent kid character - Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~56:00The Replacements · 2000Keanu making a move on Annabelle with Every Breath You Take and Madden-Summerall commentaryEpisode
They admire the inventive scene where the romance is crosscut with game commentary and the police song.
Runner-up · Shane Falco's last scene
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- Apparent consensusApr 6, 2026 · ~48:00Eddie and the Cruisers · 1983Sal’s pepperoni pizzaEpisode
They settle on Sal’s pepperoni pizza as the best food moment, while also noting the beer drinking in the film.
Runner-up · PBR and Schlitz - DeclaredDec 22, 2025 · ~1:12:00F1 · 2025The beers and beer dateEpisode
They explicitly pick the beers and beer-date scene as the best use of food and drink.
Runner-up · Diner scene drinking - DeclaredOct 13, 2025 · ~1:12:00Sneakers · 1992the pepperoni pizza runEpisode
They initially pick the pizza gag, though dim sum gets raised as a strong alternative because it is more visible on screen.
Runner-up · the dim sum at the date scene - DeclaredAug 4, 2025 · ~56:00Robocop · 1987the organic food paste Robocop eatsEpisode
They pick Robocop's organic food paste as the best food-and-drink bit in the film.
- Apparent consensusJul 7, 2025 · ~40:00Jaws 2 · 1978the punchEpisode
The punch at the bar gets singled out as the best food-and-drink moment.
- DeclaredMay 19, 2025 · ~56:00Close Encounters of the Third Kind · 1977the giant mashed-potato dinner sceneEpisode
The mashed-potato table scene wins the food award without much debate.
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- DeclaredJan 19, 2026 · ~1:20:00Just One of the Guys · 1985Don Ameche for CocoonEpisode
The lone Oscar discussion lands on Don Ameche’s win for Cocoon.
- Apparent consensusAug 11, 2025 · ~1:20:00Rollerball · 1975Production designEpisode
They settle on production design as the film’s most Oscar-worthy element, with stunts also getting consideration.
Runner-up · Stunts - DeclaredJun 17, 2025 · ~1:12:00Marathon Man · 1976Conrad HallEpisode
They give the single Oscar to cinematographer Conrad Hall for his extraordinary New York and Paris imagery.
Runner-up · Laurence Olivier - Apparent consensusMar 24, 2025 · ~1:28:00Blue Chips · 1994Shelton's screenplayEpisode
When forced to choose a single Oscar, they settle on the screenplay rather than any individual performance.
Runner-up · JT Walsh - DeclaredJan 6, 2025 · ~1:20:00Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018Christian Gudegast for the scriptEpisode
They gave the Oscar to the script and credited Gudegast for sustaining the movie’s inventive structure.
Runner-up · Pablo Schreiber - Apparent consensusOct 1, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Blair Witch Project · 1999the marketing campaignEpisode
They say the only Oscar-like winner would be the marketing campaign rather than any person involved in the film.
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- DeclaredSep 15, 2025 · ~1:04:00Tin Cup · 1996the Waffle House stopEpisode
The room picks the Waffle House scene as the most memorable food-and-drink moment.
Runner-up · Maalox chased with whiskey - Apparent consensusJul 28, 2025 · ~1:20:00Brokeback Mountain · 2005the elk/beans camping foodEpisode
They chose the campsite food sequence, especially the elk and beans, as the movie's best food-and-drink use.
- DeclaredJun 23, 2025 · ~1:04:00Die Hard with a Vengeance · 1995AspirinEpisode
They pick aspirin as the memorable consumable prop tied to McClane’s headache and recovery.
- Apparent consensusNov 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Replacements · 2000the Japanese guy eating hard-boiled eggsEpisode
They pick the hard-boiled eggs as the standout food-and-drink detail.
Runner-up · the eggs thrown at the car - DeclaredJul 2, 2024 · ~48:00The Naked Gun · 1988George Kennedy eating beer, a creamsicle, grapes, and cake at the ballgameEpisode
Bill initially leaned toward the Chinese food, but the room moved to George Kennedy's all-time ballpark eating sequence.
Runner-up · The Chinese food from Wong Wu's - DeclaredFeb 27, 2024 · ~48:00Rounders (Live from New York) · 1998The Oreos and ramen sceneEpisode
They pick the Oreos-and-ramen sequence as the standout food-and-drink moment, with the hot dog scene as the runner-up.
Runner-up · The hot dog and heavy soy sauce
Cast & characterscastingA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.14episodes79% resolved
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- Apparent consensusJul 27, 2026 · ~1:24:00Obsession · 2025Andy Richter as the music-store dad / a comic supporting type for that roleEpisode
They frame the supporting dad role as an Andy Richter-type part and settle on that casting lane.
- Apparent consensusOct 20, 2025 · ~1:04:00Quiz Show · 1994Barry Levinson as Jack BarryEpisode
They discussed several possibilities, but Levinson, appearing in the film, emerged as the best-matching casting callout.
Runner-up · Young Russell Crowe as Rob Morrow / Tim Robbins in the Van Doren role - DeclaredMay 12, 2025 · ~48:00Death Wish · 1974yesEpisode
They decide the assault sequence needed better handling and that the movie's intimate violence was poorly staged.
- DeclaredApr 23, 2024 · ~1:12:00Hardcore · 1979Season Hubley as NikkiEpisode
They discussed several recasting options but treated Season Hubley as the key successful casting choice in the movie.
Runner-up · Melanie Griffith - DeclaredMar 12, 2024 · ~1:20:00Risky Business · 1983Nancy CopperEpisode
They praise the casting, especially for getting Joey Pants as Guido and building a very strong ensemble around him.
- Apparent consensusSep 19, 2023 · ~1:28:00A Bronx Tale · 2003Chazz Palminteri as CEpisode
When they revisit who truly carries the film, the conversation circles back to Palminteri’s central performance.
Runner-up · none clear
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- Apparent consensusOct 27, 2025 · ~56:00Halloween II · 1981the apple razor bladeEpisode
The apple with a razor blade is named first as the best food-or-drink detail, with the ham sandwich getting an honorable mention.
Runner-up · the sandwich being made - DeclaredAug 25, 2025 · ~1:04:00Witness · 1985The corn-drop / corn-silo trapEpisode
The corn is chosen as the best food/drink use because it literally becomes a lethal weapon in the climax.
- DeclaredJun 2, 2025 · ~1:44:00Out for Justice · 1991the hot dog in the pool hall sceneEpisode
They choose the naked hot dog Seagal grabs and waves around during the bar fight as the best food prop moment.
Runner-up · the seltzer six-pack - DeclaredMar 10, 2025 · ~48:00Best in Show · 2000The cafeteria-style dog-show food and popcorn specificsEpisode
They chose the food presentation and the very specific popcorn as the best food-and-drink bit.
Runner-up · The meat counter scene - Apparent consensusDec 16, 2024 · ~56:00The Gambler · 2014cerealEpisode
They decide cereal is the movie's standout food/drink detail.
- DeclaredJul 29, 2024 · ~2:32:00Pulp Fiction (Part 1 and 2) · 1994Big Kahuna BurgerEpisode
They gave the food-or-drink award to the Big Kahuna Burger, while acknowledging the $5 milkshake as a major challenger.
Runner-up · $5 milkshake
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- DeclaredJul 20, 2026 · ~1:20:00Hitch · 2005What’s Aged the Worst: Michael Rapaport as a likable friendEpisode
Mina uses the flex slot to flag Michael Rapaport’s casting as a likable friend as the weakest aging point.
- Apparent consensusMar 16, 2026 · ~1:20:00To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985the movie’s opening Reagan/Secret Service set-upEpisode
They treated the opening Secret Service/Reagan material as a bonus flex-style category and praised it as a separate movie inside the movie.
Runner-up · the lifting-scene weirdness - Left openFeb 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00GoldenEye · 1995No clear winner recordedEpisode
They discuss several candidates for the flex slot, with no single clean consensus beyond admiration for the opening stunt work.
Runner-up · The Dan Campbell scale / other Bond stunt audacity - DeclaredFeb 2, 2026 · ~1:20:00Wild Things · 1998how would Van Lathan get out of this one?Episode
Van improvises a long, comic explanation for being seen leaving the Tropic Motel with two young white women.
- DeclaredDec 15, 2025 · ~1:20:00High Fidelity · 2000the women on set crowd-sourcing the Tim Robbins sex sceneEpisode
Rob frames the category around the film’s improvised intimacy-coordination approach, which the hosts treat as a successful but strange workaround.
- DeclaredDec 1, 2025 · ~1:52:00Rocky II · 1979top five unrealistic sports movie outcomesEpisode
Van uses his flex slot for a custom top-five of impossible sports-movie endings, led by Rocky II at number one.
Runner-up · null
One-night-onlyPick and nitsA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.13episodes46% resolved
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- DeclaredDec 15, 2025 · ~2:08:00High Fidelity · 2000the Smashing Pumpkins should have been in the movieEpisode
Rob argues the Chicago setting should have included the Smashing Pumpkins, and the others debate alternative cameos and soundtrack choices.
Runner-up · Billy Corgan for the Bruce Springsteen cameo - Left openAug 8, 2023 · ~1:20:00National Lampoon’s Vacation · 1983No clear winner recordedEpisode
They raise a few nitpicks, including the two-week Wally World closure and the logistics of the ending, but do not settle on one winner.
- Apparent consensusMay 2, 2023 · ~1:20:00Iron Man · 2008Tony visiting Afghanistan to demo the Jericho missileEpisode
They spend the section on logic gaps, especially Tony's demo trip and a few implausible convenience points.
Runner-up · Tony's beard growth and the ease of his house's security - Apparent consensusFeb 21, 2023 · ~1:04:00Whiplash · 2014the credibility issues around the car-accident and JVC performance sequenceEpisode
They focus their nitpicks on the implausibility of the car-accident logistics and Fletcher sabotaging the live performance.
- Left openDec 6, 2022 · ~1:04:00Man On Fire · 2004No clear winner recordedEpisode
They raised several continuity and plausibility issues, mostly about the kidnapping plan, hospital recovery, and character behavior.
Runner-up · Rhada Mitchell going on business trips; the journalist’s quick vigilante commitment - Left openApr 6, 2021 · ~1:20:00Lethal Weapon · 1987No clear winner recordedEpisode
They trade a list of nitpicks, including the family bathing scene, the helicopter not being heard, and the implausible file reference, without settling on a single winner.
One-night-onlyThe Andy and Red Zuatne Award for what happened the next dayA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.13episodes62% resolved
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- Left openJul 13, 2026 · ~1:44:00She's the One · 1996No clear winner recordedEpisode
They speculate about where the relationships go next, but don’t land on a single clean next-day outcome.
Runner-up · Mickey and Heather break up - Left openSep 8, 2025 · ~48:00The Legend of Billie Jean · 1985No clear winner recordedEpisode
This was played as an absurd future-imagining bit rather than a real, supported narrative answer.
Runner-up · Hubie becomes Lieutenant Governor of Texas - DeclaredSep 17, 2024 · ~1:20:00John Wick · 2014John Wick 2Episode
They said the obvious answer for the next-day follow-up is John Wick 2.
- Left openJan 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00Philadelphia · 1993No clear winner recordedEpisode
They joke about Joe’s future, but no concrete next-day outcome is established in the transcript.
Runner-up · Joe representing Dr. J or becoming a bigger Philly lawyer - Apparent consensusApr 11, 2023 · ~1:28:00Indecent Proposal · 1993An eventual divorce after an immediate brief attempt at normal lifeEpisode
They predict the couple tries to go on with life briefly, but ultimately ends in divorce.
- DeclaredFeb 28, 2023 · ~1:28:00Catch Me If You Can · 2002Frank kept working with checks and made money until the real story was debunkedEpisode
They answer the category by summarizing Frank’s later life and the eventual debunking of the legend.
One-night-onlyThe Mallory Rubin award for did this movie need a better sex scene?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.13episodes77% resolved
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- Apparent consensusFeb 2, 2026 · ~1:20:00Wild Things · 1998yes, especially the missing explicit shower sceneEpisode
They argue the film needed at least one more explicit sex beat, ideally the planned shower scene, plus a masturbation beat for Sam.
Runner-up · a scene of Sam masturbating while Gloria watches - DeclaredJan 13, 2026 · ~56:00What Lies Beneath · 2000noEpisode
They decide the movie does not need a fuller sex scene because the glimpses already fit the film's restrained, teasing tone.
- DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~56:00After Hours · 1985NoEpisode
They explicitly decide the movie does not need a better sex scene, while acknowledging a couple of places where the film could have gotten weirder.
Runner-up · Maybe the punk club or sculpture-space scenes could have gone further - DeclaredFeb 24, 2025 · ~56:00Crash · 2004Brendan Fraser and Nona Gaye should have had sex on screenEpisode
They argue the movie would have benefited from an explicit Brendan Fraser-Nona Gaye sex scene.
- Left openJan 6, 2025 · ~1:28:00Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018No clear winner recordedEpisode
They concluded the movie did not need an added or improved sex scene and moved on without naming a winner.
- Left openAug 13, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Grand Budapest Hotel · 2014No clear winner recordedEpisode
They joked about the sex scene prompt but did not support any clear winner beyond the existing old-lady encounter.
Runner-up · none
One-night-onlyUnintentional comedyA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.13episodes69% resolved
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- Apparent consensusJan 30, 2024 · ~1:04:00The Insider · 1999the golf-driving-range scene with the men in suitsEpisode
They single out the suited golf-range sequence as the funniest unintended bit, with Wigand’s wall-staring also called out.
Runner-up · Wigand staring at the wall in the hotel room - DeclaredJul 31, 2023 · ~48:00A Few Good Men: Live from L.A. ("A Few Good (Re)Men") · 1992Drunk Tom CruiseEpisode
Drunk Tom Cruise is selected over the other examples of accidental comedy.
Runner-up · Cruise hitting softballs too hard - DeclaredJul 23, 2019 · ~48:00Top Gun · 1986Beach volleyball gameEpisode
The room settles on the beach volleyball sequence as the funniest unintentionally comic stretch, with the bite also named as a strong contender.
Runner-up · Ice Man biting Maverick - DeclaredJul 26, 2018 · ~48:00Mission: Impossible · 1996Senator John Walter on the McLaughlin GroupEpisode
They pick the absurd senator-on-TV and other internet-tech moments as the funniest unintended comedy.
Runner-up · Net Ranger - Apparent consensusJul 4, 2018 · ~1:08:00Jaws · 1975Quint getting eaten / the shark-on-the-mast effectsEpisode
They point to a few moments, but the boat/mast attack on Quint draws the strongest laughter and most attention.
Runner-up · Mrs. Brody reacting to the shark book illustration - Apparent consensusApr 11, 2018 · ~32:00The Princess Bride · 1987Andre the Giant’s line deliveryEpisode
They point to Andre the Giant’s delivery as the biggest source of accidental comedy, with his unintelligible line readings adding to the effect.
Runner-up · Carrie Elwes being a heartthrob
Cast & charactersDan Waiters AwardA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.11episodes100% resolved
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- DeclaredNov 10, 2025 · ~1:36:00Snake Eyes · 1998Jane Heitmeyer as Serena / the redheadEpisode
The redhead Serena is named the clear Dan Waiters pick because she has the movie-star juice and feels tailor-made for the category.
- DeclaredSep 29, 2025 · ~1:12:00The Sting · 1973Lonigan's henchmenEpisode
They landed on Lonigan’s henchmen because the no-lines presence still stands out.
Runner-up · Dana Elcar as the FBI agent - DeclaredJun 30, 2025 · ~1:20:00After Hours · 1985Linda FiorentinoEpisode
They explicitly give the Dan Waiters Award to Linda Fiorentino from a very deep supporting lineup.
Runner-up · Terry Garr / Catherine O'Hara / John Heard - DeclaredJul 18, 2023 · ~1:04:00My Cousin Vinny · 1992The diner chefEpisode
They choose the diner chef as the movie’s best waiter-type presence.
- DeclaredJul 11, 2023 · ~1:12:00A Time To Kill · 1996Chris CooperEpisode
They treat Chris Cooper as the easy choice for the category.
- DeclaredJun 7, 2022 · ~1:04:00Knocked Up · 2007Kristen WiigEpisode
They agree Kristen Wiig is the best scene-stealing supporting performer in the category.
Runner-up · Ryan Seacrest
One-night-onlyDid this movie need more black people, Van?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.11episodes82% resolved
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- DeclaredSep 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Law Abiding Citizen · 2009NoEpisode
They agreed more Black characters were unnecessary because this movie's body count was already too high.
- DeclaredFeb 23, 2026 · ~1:04:00Crazy, Stupid, Love · 2011David LindhagenEpisode
Van and the others agree David Lindhagen is the character that should have been cast as a Black man.
- DeclaredOct 27, 2025 · ~56:00Halloween II · 1981noEpisode
Van argues the movie does not need more black characters, while noting that the existing black nurse is portrayed as a consummate professional.
- DeclaredMay 26, 2025 · ~1:12:00Heaven Can Wait · 1978the movie needed more black peopleEpisode
Van argues the movie should have had a much more visible Black presence around the football world and in the body-swap premise.
- DeclaredFeb 24, 2025 · ~1:20:00Crash · 2004noEpisode
Van rejects the premise and says the movie is already packed with enough material without adding more Black characters.
- DeclaredJan 6, 2025 · ~56:00Den of Thieves (Live from L.A.) · 2018an all-black-cast version of Den of Thieves: Race WarEpisode
Van pitched an all-black-cast race-war version of the movie as the answer to the prompt.