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- DeclaredMar 16, 2026 · ~1:36:00To Live And Die In L.A. · 1985"I'm getting too old for this shit"Episode
They picked the 'too old for this shit' line as the best quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "What are we gonna do now?" - DeclaredJan 21, 2026 · ~1:44:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990"If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes."Episode
When the podcast returns to quote talk, they again identify the poor-people/no-assholes line as the strongest quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusJan 21, 2026 · ~1:28:00Another 48 Hrs. · 1990If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes.Episode
The quoted line about poor people having no assholes is singled out as the best quote, with several other Eddie Murphy lines also admired.
Runner-up · "A cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick." - Apparent consensusNov 3, 2025 · ~56:00The Truman Show · 1998"You never had a camera in my head"Episode
CR chose Truman’s camera-line as his favorite quote, while Bill highlighted the security-guard exchange.
Runner-up · The security-guard curtain/blowing-wind exchange - DeclaredMay 5, 2025 · ~2:32:00Star Wars: A New Hope · 1977Han Solo's 'no mystical energy field' speechEpisode
They pick Han Solo's skeptical line about the Force as the best quote.
- DeclaredMar 17, 2025 · ~1:28:00Days of Thunder · 1990“I’m more afraid of being nothing than being hurt.”Episode
The most memorable line for them is Cole’s declaration that he fears being nothing more than being hurt.
Runner-up · “You can’t hide from your bad luck in his car.” - DeclaredDec 23, 2024 · ~1:44:00Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · 1992KevinEpisode
They decide Kevin's quoted lines are the most memorable, with 'suck brick, kid!' singled out as a favorite.
Runner-up · "suck brick, kid!" - Apparent consensusDec 16, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Gambler · 2014"A wise man's life is based around fuck you"Episode
They choose Frank's "fuck you" philosophy as the quote that sticks most.
Runner-up · the "fuck you"/fortress of solitude speech - DeclaredNov 25, 2024 · ~48:00Running Scared · 1986You have the right to a coronerEpisode
They choose Crystal's 'You have the right to a coroner' line as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · Excuse me, we're from Noise Busters. Do you know where the menudo concert is? - DeclaredNov 11, 2024 · ~1:12:00Meet The Parents · 2000I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?Episode
They pick the nipple-milking line as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · she was a tomcat - DeclaredOct 28, 2024 · ~1:12:00Halloween 4 · 1988Why is it up to what men want, Rachel? Or maybe Brady won’t be the last man you lose to another woman.Episode
They agree the sheriff’s daughter’s line to Rachel is the movie’s most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “Hey, you, this is city property. No trespassing.” - Apparent consensusOct 1, 2024 · ~56:00The Blair Witch Project · 1999"no redneck is this creative"Episode
They land on 'no redneck is this creative' as the movie's standout quote.
- DeclaredSep 24, 2024 · ~1:04:00Over The Top · 1987“The world meets nobody halfway”Episode
They pick Lincoln Hawk’s line about the world not meeting anybody halfway as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- Apparent consensusSep 17, 2024 · ~56:00John Wick · 2014"I'm thinking I'm back"Episode
They settled on 'I'm thinking I'm back' as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · "There's no rhyme or reason to this life" - DeclaredSep 10, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Sixth Sense · 1999“I see dead people.”Episode
They agree the film’s signature line is the best quote, with several smaller lines mentioned as honorable mentions.
Runner-up · “Keep moving, cheese dick.” - Apparent consensusSep 3, 2024 · ~40:00Night Shift · 1982“I treated you like a son! You fucking stabbed me in the heart!”Episode
They chose the parodic emotional outburst as the most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “That Barney Rubble, what an actor.” - DeclaredAug 27, 2024 · ~2:00:00Purple Rain · 1984“You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.”Episode
They explicitly choose the Lake Minnetonka line as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- DeclaredAug 22, 2024 · ~1:04:00Rudy · 1993Having dreams is what makes life tolerableEpisode
They choose the line about having dreams making life tolerable as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · null - DeclaredAug 13, 2024 · ~1:28:00The Grand Budapest Hotel · 2014"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity"Episode
They favored Gustave's civilization speech as the film's signature quote, with the cat line and others also getting mentions.
Runner-up · "Did you just throw my cat out the window?" - Apparent consensusAug 6, 2024 · ~56:00Dodgeball · 2004Bold strategy, CottonEpisode
They treat 'Bold strategy, Cotton' as the biggest enduring quote, with several other classics discussed.
Runner-up · Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge - DeclaredJul 23, 2024 · ~1:20:00No Way Out · 1987"You have no idea what men with power can do."Episode
They settled on Scott Pritchard's power-line as the movie's signature quote.
- DeclaredJul 19, 2024 · ~1:04:00Notting Hill · 1999I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.Episode
They choose Julia Roberts’ famous line as the defining quote of the film.
Runner-up · I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. - Apparent consensusJul 15, 2024 · ~1:12:00True Lies · 1994“How come billionaires are always short?”Episode
The quote award goes to the billionaire-short line as the clearest memorable line from the episode.
- DeclaredJul 12, 2024 · ~1:20:00For Love of the Game · 1999"I can’t think of a better reason not to be a Yankee."Episode
Bill initially cites Sam Tuttle’s line about not wanting to be a Yankee, while Mallory favors Vin Scully’s poetic narration.
Runner-up · Vin Scully’s "he’s pitching against time" call - Apparent consensusJul 4, 2024 · ~56:00Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me · 1999get in my bellyEpisode
'Get in my belly' emerged as the quote they treated as the movie’s signature line, with 'machine gun jubblies' as another favorite.
Runner-up · machine gun jubblies - DeclaredJul 2, 2024 · ~56:00The Naked Gun · 1988"I've noticed things that I never knew were there before..."Episode
After trading several lines, Kyle chose Jane's romantic monologue as his favorite quote from the movie.
Runner-up · "You take a chance waking up in the morning..." - Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:04:00The Longest Yard · 1974‘It came too far to stop now’Episode
The room settles on Crew’s late-game speech as the standout quote, with a few other lines getting mention.
Runner-up · ‘I think I broke his fucking neck’ - Apparent consensusJun 4, 2024 · ~56:00Slap Shot · 1977Newman's kiss-off to the ownerEpisode
They identify Paul's Newman's blow-off to the owner as the quote that stands out most.
- Apparent consensusMay 28, 2024 · ~1:20:00Fast Times at Ridgemont High · 1982“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”Episode
They land on Spicoli's 'tasty waves, a cool buzz' line as the movie's most memorable quote.
Runner-up · “If we don’t get some cool rules ourselves pronto, we’ll just be bogus too.” - Apparent consensusMay 21, 2024 · ~56:00Back to the Future Part II · 1989“What do you mean, a paradox? One of these things that can destroy the universe?”Episode
They cite Doc’s paradox line as the standout quote, while noting the movie does not have a huge quote pile overall.
- DeclaredMay 13, 2024 · ~48:00Jerry Maguire · 1996Show me the moneyEpisode
The hosts move this category up because the movie is packed with iconic lines, and they settle on 'Show me the money' as the standout quote.
Runner-up · You had me at hello - DeclaredApr 30, 2024 · ~48:00The Running Man · 1987"I don't want to be the only asshole in heaven."Episode
They land on Yafet Kotto’s line as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- DeclaredApr 23, 2024 · ~56:00Hardcore · 1979"Turn it off!"Episode
They identified George C. Scott’s repeated "Turn it off!" as the movie’s most memorable quote.
- Apparent consensusApr 16, 2024 · ~1:04:00Magnolia · 1999"Respect the cock and tame the cunt"Episode
The room treats Frank T.J. Mackey’s "Respect the cock" speech as the standout quote.
Runner-up · "We may be through with the past, but the past is never through with us" - Apparent consensusApr 9, 2024 · ~56:00The War of the Roses · 1989"never apologize for being multi-orgasmic"Episode
The quoted line about being multi-orgasmic is the first and clearest candidate offered for the quote award.
- DeclaredApr 2, 2024 · ~56:00Shot Caller · 2017"You got your rules and we got the gang's rules, and theirs matter."Episode
They land on the line about the gang's rules mattering as the best quote, with the florist line as a strong alternative.
Runner-up · "The world went on without us, Holmes." - DeclaredMar 12, 2024 · ~56:00Risky Business · 1983What the fuckEpisode
They settle on Miles’s 'what the fuck' line as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · No future - Apparent consensusFeb 13, 2024 · ~56:00Forrest Gump (Live from D.C.) · 1994"There's an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes."Episode
The shoes line is singled out as the best quote, with the famous chocolates line also mentioned.
Runner-up · "Life is like a box of chocolates" - DeclaredJan 30, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Insider · 1999"Fuck it, let's go to court."Episode
They choose Hewitt’s blunt courtroom line as the top quote, with 'You fucked you' and 'pissed off and curious' as other favorites.
Runner-up · "You fucked you." - DeclaredJan 16, 2024 · ~1:20:00Silver Linings Playbook · 2012"The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself."Episode
They land on Tiff’s line about beating her crazy with crazy as the best quote, while another host prefers Pat’s repeated "I'm not gonna fight."
Runner-up · "I'm not gonna fight, I'm not gonna fight" - Apparent consensusJan 9, 2024 · ~1:12:00Flight · 2012as soon as you realize that the random events in your life are God, you will live a much better lifeEpisode
They land on the line about random events and God as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · i've been every kind of masseuse there is - DeclaredDec 26, 2023 · ~1:04:00Under Siege · 1992“I have 50 gallons of bouillabaisse that I could prepare for tomorrow.”Episode
They settle on the absurd bouillabaisse line as the best quote.
- Apparent consensusDec 19, 2023 · ~1:04:00National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation · 1989the Frank Shirley rant ending with 'Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?'Episode
Clark’s insult-filled bonus speech is treated as the movie’s defining quote, with 'Shitter was full' also getting a mention.
Runner-up · 'Shitter was full' - Apparent consensusNov 28, 2023 · ~1:12:00American Pie · 1999"Fellas, say goodbye to a Chuck Sherman, the boy. Say hello to Chuck Sherman, the man."Episode
They trade several lines, but the Chuck Sherman quote is the one they seem happiest to land on as the best quote.
Runner-up · "This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy." - DeclaredNov 7, 2023 · ~1:04:00Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves · 1991"Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more."Episode
The spoon line is selected as the movie’s best quote after both lines are read out as contenders.
Runner-up · "A wise man once said, there are no perfect men in the world, only perfect intentions." - DeclaredOct 24, 2023 · ~56:00In The Line of Fire · 1993“You can always tell a man by his eyes.”Episode
They first cite the eyes line, then elevate the more profane comeback as the stronger quote.
Runner-up · “You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfucker.” - DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~48:00They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass"Episode
The bubblegum line is treated as the defining quote of the movie.
Runner-up · "You're gonna be teaching semiotics a long fucking time" - DeclaredOct 3, 2023 · ~56:00Toy Soldiers · 1991"The school gets taken over by terrorists, and I'm still on pots and pans."Episode
They pick the pots-and-pans line as the movie's best quote.
- DeclaredSep 19, 2023 · ~1:20:00A Bronx Tale · 2003the saddest thing in life is wasted talentEpisode
The hosts explicitly select Sonny’s line about wasted talent as the best quote from the movie.
- Apparent consensusSep 12, 2023 · ~56:00Blackhat · 2015"You're really hurting for space" at the Korean restaurantEpisode
They revisit a best-quote-style category and settle on Hathaway telling the restaurant staff, "You're really hurting for space."
- Apparent consensusAug 22, 2023 · ~1:04:00Cruel Intentions · 1999"Quiet time"Episode
Quiet time emerges as the line they remember most fondly, with several other quotes mentioned as runners-up.
Runner-up · "I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the Upper East Side" - Apparent consensusAug 8, 2023 · ~56:00National Lampoon’s Vacation · 1983"She's a pool waitress."Episode
The pool-waitress line is singled out as the funniest quote, with other lines mentioned but not elevated above it.
Runner-up · "Is this your idea of a good meal, dog killer?" - DeclaredJul 20, 2023 · ~1:52:00And Justice For All · 1979"There's law and there's order" / "And that's order"Episode
They select Jack Warden's law-and-order line as the best quote.
- Apparent consensusJun 20, 2023 · ~1:28:00Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade · 1989You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.Episode
The Indiana-and-father exchange is presented as the category's main quote, even though Sean also volunteers the Charlemagne line.
Runner-up · May my armies be the birds in the trees and the rocks - DeclaredJun 13, 2023 · ~40:00Blood Diamond · 2006You Americans love to talk about your feelingsEpisode
They pick Danny’s line about Americans talking about feelings as the best quote.
- DeclaredJun 8, 2023 · ~24:00Dumb and Dumber · 1994"So you're telling me there's a chance"Episode
They name the film's two most iconic quotes and then add 'Our pets' heads are falling off' as another classic line.
Runner-up · "Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber..." - Apparent consensusJun 2, 2023 · ~1:44:00Casino Royale · 2006There are dinner jackets and dinner jacketsEpisode
They treated Bond’s dinner-jacket line as the strongest quote in the movie.
Runner-up · I need you looking fabulous - DeclaredMay 23, 2023 · ~1:20:00The Last Days of Disco · 1998"For a group to exist, somebody has to admit to be part of it" / the yuppie dialogueEpisode
They highlight the yuppie definition exchange as the best quote, with a few other lines discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · "Women prefer bad over weak and decisive and unemployed" - Apparent consensusMay 16, 2023 · ~48:00Trading Places · 1983“Fear, that's the other guy's problem.”Episode
The room favors the fear line as the best quote, while also laughing at the jacuzzi line.
Runner-up · “When we were growing up we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.” - Apparent consensusMay 9, 2023 · ~56:00Chef · 2014"I'm good at this. I get to touch people's lives with what I do."Episode
The quote they settle on is Carl's line about being good at his work and touching people's lives.
- DeclaredApr 25, 2023 · ~56:00Sudden Death · 1995"Dead heroes get the best funerals."Episode
They settle on Powers Booth's line about dead heroes getting the best funerals as the top quote.
Runner-up · "Can somebody make this cow stop moaning?" - Apparent consensusApr 18, 2023 · ~1:12:00Alien · 1979“A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”Episode
Ash’s “perfect organism” speech gets the clearest support as the best quote.
Runner-up · “I got you, son of a bitch.” - DeclaredApr 11, 2023 · ~56:00Indecent Proposal · 1993Suppose I were to offer you $1 million for one night with your wife?Episode
They choose Gage's offer line as the movie's standout quote.
- Left openMar 28, 2023 · ~1:04:00Cape Fear · 1991No clear winner recordedEpisode
They offer two strong Martin Scorsese lines, but don't choose a single winner.
Runner-up · "If you hang on to the past, you die a little every day" - DeclaredMar 21, 2023 · ~48:00Adventureland · 2009"Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for."Episode
They agree on the weed line as the movie’s best quote.
- DeclaredMar 14, 2023 · ~48:00Bad Boys · 1983all you lost was some skinEpisode
They choose the line "I lost my brother. All you lost was some skin." as the best quote.
- DeclaredMar 7, 2023 · ~40:00The Purge · 2013“We’re gonna play the rest of this night out a motherfucking piece.”Episode
That line from the neighbors’ confrontation is singled out as the episode’s best quote.
- DeclaredFeb 28, 2023 · ~56:00Catch Me If You Can · 2002"People only know what you tell them."Episode
They settle on Frank’s line about people only knowing what you tell them as the best quote.
Runner-up · "Sometimes it's easier to live in the lie." - DeclaredFeb 21, 2023 · ~1:04:00Whiplash · 2014There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.Episode
The hosts agree the film’s most iconic quote is Fletcher’s line about there being no more harmful words than 'good job.'
- DeclaredFeb 14, 2023 · ~56:00Sleepless In Seattle · 1993"You don't want to be in love, you'd want to be in love in a movie."Episode
The group lands on the 'in love in a movie' line as the standout quote, while the remarriage joke gets honorable mention.
Runner-up · "It's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married after the age of 40." - DeclaredJan 17, 2023 · ~56:00Alive · 1993“If we die, we're going to die walking.”Episode
The group crowns the line about dying walking as the best quote.
- DeclaredJan 10, 2023 · ~1:20:00Sideways · 2004If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!Episode
They choose Miles's anti-merlot outburst as the movie's best line.
- Apparent consensusJan 3, 2023 · ~48:00Cliffhanger · 1993"You murdering motherfucker. Kill a few people, they call you a murderer. Kill a million, and you're a conqueror. Go figure. Move on, Tucker."Episode
They highlight Lithgow's villain line as the best quote from the movie.
- DeclaredDec 27, 2022 · ~56:00Mission: Impossible - Fallout · 2018“I murder women and children with smallpox. I have no line.”Episode
They single out the smallpox line as the funniest quote and also cite Angela Bassett’s hammer line.
Runner-up · “This is the CIA's mission. You use a scalpel. I prefer a hammer.” - DeclaredDec 13, 2022 · ~1:52:00The Verdict · 1982“You want to be a failure, do it somewhere else.”Episode
They pick Frank’s blunt failure line as the standout quote, while noting another favorite from the same stretch.
Runner-up · “I can’t invest in failure.” - DeclaredDec 6, 2022 · ~40:00Man On Fire · 2004“Forgiveness is between them and God. It’s my job to arrange a meeting.”Episode
They singled out the forgiveness line as the best quote, while also citing the Walken monologue as a close contender.
Runner-up · “A man can be an artist in anything. Food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” - DeclaredNov 29, 2022 · ~56:00Planes, Trains and Automobiles · 1987"Those aren't pillows"Episode
They treat "Those aren't pillows" as the standout quote, with a couple of other lines briefly discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · "I've never seen a guy picked up by his balls before" - Apparent consensusNov 22, 2022 · ~1:20:00Body Heat · 1981You're not smart. I like that in a man.Episode
They choose Maddie’s put-down as the movie’s best line, with the marriage exchange also admired.
Runner-up · "Get married. I just need it for tonight." - Apparent consensusNov 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00American Gigolo · 1980"I don't like playing the same numbers too often. They get possessive."Episode
They highlight the possessive-numbers line as the strongest quote, while a few other lines are discussed as alternatives.
Runner-up · "Giving pleasure to women. I'm supposed to feel guilty about that?" - Apparent consensusOct 25, 2022 · ~1:20:00The Edge · 1997“Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”Episode
They pick the plane line as the standout quote, with the other motivational line as a runner-up.
Runner-up · “What one man can do, another can do.” - Apparent consensusOct 18, 2022 · ~1:28:00Pineapple Express · 2008You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!Episode
The hosts trade several favorite lines, but the Daewoo Lanos kill line comes across as the clearest favorite.
Runner-up · I could talk about euthanasia all day - DeclaredOct 11, 2022 · ~1:20:00Glengarry Glen Ross · 1992'Go home and play with your kids'Episode
They single out Baldwin's 'Go home and play with your kids' line as the hardest laugh in the movie.
Runner-up · Blake's 'Always be closing' speech - DeclaredOct 4, 2022 · ~1:52:00Pitch Perfect · 2012"It doesn't get better for everyone after high school."Episode
John Michael Higgins's line about high school is chosen as the best standalone quote, with Gail's opener also admired.
Runner-up · "Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy." - DeclaredSep 27, 2022 · ~2:16:00Boogie Nights (Part 1 and 2) · 1997“Well, thank you, Eddie.”Episode
They crowned the Colonel’s “Well, thank you, Eddie” as the most durable line, with several other quotes discussed as runners-up.
Runner-up · “Oh, you think so, Doctor?” - DeclaredSep 20, 2022 · ~1:20:00Margin Call · 2011"Be first, be smarter, or cheat"Episode
After listing several contenders, they land on the line about being first, smarter, or cheating as the best quote.
Runner-up · "If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking" - DeclaredSep 13, 2022 · ~1:12:00Singles · 1992Steve, don't come yetEpisode
They identify “Steve, don’t come yet” as the movie’s best line.
- DeclaredAug 30, 2022 · ~40:00Tango and Cash · 1989'I don't wanna get killed by this slimy immigrant jerk-off! I don't wanna get killed by an American jerk-off!'Episode
They highlight Cash's insult exchange as the movie's funniest quote.
- DeclaredAug 22, 2022 · ~48:00Scent of a Woman · 1992"The day we stopped looking, Charlie, is the day we die."Episode
They choose Slade's line about looking and dying as the film's best quote.
- Apparent consensusAug 15, 2022 · ~1:04:00Grease · 1978Tell me about it, stud.Episode
They circle a few repeatable lines, but 'Tell me about it, stud' is the most clearly surfaced quote in the discussion.
Runner-up · Sloppy seconds ain't my style. - DeclaredAug 8, 2022 · ~1:20:00School Ties · 1992“You used me for football. You used me to get into Harvard.”Episode
They identified Rip’s final line to the headmaster as the movie’s best quote.
- DeclaredAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987You shit on my houseEpisode
They said the obvious winner was Kenneth’s line 'you shit on my house.'
Runner-up · Who's the dick with ears - DeclaredAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987Jocks become jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. We became us. I like us.Episode
They highlighted Kenneth’s explanation of how the social groups divide up in high school.
- DeclaredAug 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00Unforgiven · 1992“Deserves got nothing to do with it”Episode
They settle on "Deserves got nothing to do with it" as the movie’s most quoted line.
Runner-up · “It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man” - DeclaredAug 1, 2022 · ~1:20:00Unforgiven · 1992Morgan Freeman asking Will Money if he masturbatesEpisode
They choose the awkward exchange where Ned asks Will if he just uses his hand.
Runner-up · Hackman shouting “BILLIARDS!” - Apparent consensusJul 26, 2022 · ~1:20:00There Will Be Blood · 2007“I have built up my hatreds over the years, little by little”Episode
They treat Daniel’s “built up my hatreds” line as the quote that has grown on them most recently.
Runner-up · “I drink your milkshake” - DeclaredJul 19, 2022 · ~1:12:00Above The Rim · 1994"They can't erase what we were, man."Episode
They settle on Bernie Mac's emotional line as the movie's best quote, while noting a few other contenders.
Runner-up · "Everything costs in here" - DeclaredJul 19, 2022 · ~1:12:00Above The Rim · 1994"Folks need to move past the stuff that happens to them, or they stop moving at all."Episode
They select the quote about moving past trauma as the movie's most insightful line.
- Apparent consensusJul 12, 2022 · ~1:12:00Top Gun: Maverick · 2022“I don’t like that look, Mav.” / “It’s the only one I got.”Episode
They settled on the exchange about Maverick’s expression as the most memorable quote from the movie.
- DeclaredJul 5, 2022 · ~1:20:00Misery · 1990You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.Episode
They explicitly choose Annie's line about fear of loss as the best quote, though they keep returning to the Dago ceiling line as the funniest.
Runner-up · What's the name of that Dago painted the ceiling? - DeclaredJun 28, 2022 · ~1:20:00Project X · 2012“Next time your pool guy’s here, he’s gonna be like, ‘Excuse me, Mr. Cub, but I seem to have found some water in your semen.’”Episode
The group lands on Costa’s semen joke as the funniest line, with another ecstasy exchange as a strong runner-up.
Runner-up · “This won’t fuck me up, right?” / “Of course it will! That’s the fucking point!” - DeclaredJun 23, 2022 · ~1:20:00The Untouchables · 1987the Chicago Way speechEpisode
The Chicago Way speech is chosen as the best quote, with Costner's married line as an alternate pick.
Runner-up · "You married? Nice to be married, huh?" - DeclaredJun 15, 2022 · ~1:20:00Hard to Kill · 1990"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent." / "blood bank"Episode
They single out the bank/blood bank line as the movie’s signature quote, with the wife line also celebrated.
Runner-up · "That's for my wife. Fuck you and die." - DeclaredJun 7, 2022 · ~56:00Knocked Up · 2007"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond. Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever."Episode
They pick the Everybody Loves Raymond marriage line as the funniest quote from the movie.
Runner-up · "If it grows from the ground, it's probably okay." - Apparent consensusJun 2, 2022 · ~56:00Cop Land · 1997"Being white is not a bulletproof vest, Freddie."Episode
The hosts cite several lines, but the bulletproof-vest line is the one treated as the strongest quote.
Runner-up · "I'm John McEnroe." - Left openMay 25, 2022 · ~48:00Rocky III · 1982No clear winner recordedEpisode
They rattled off several memorable lines but explicitly declined to pick one.
- Apparent consensusOct 5, 2021 · ~1:52:00The Re-Departed · 2006“I thought I was supposed to go into shock! I’m not in shock!”Episode
The hosts highlight a few lines, with the shouted shock line getting the clearest spotlight.
Runner-up · “I know you. I know your family.” - Apparent consensusSep 28, 2021 · ~1:28:00Trainspotting · 1996"It's shite being Scottish!"Episode
They cite Renton's 'It's shite being Scottish!' speech as the standout quote, while also invoking several other recurring lines.
Runner-up · "What are you talking about? Football!" / "What are you talking about? Shopping!" - DeclaredSep 7, 2021 · ~1:36:00The ‘Miami Vice’ Two-Part Episode “Calderone’s Return” · 1984"Our divorce was a bigger failure than our marriage."Episode
They close by choosing the divorce line as the episode’s best quote.
Runner-up · "Money that gets paid for blood gets paid in person." - DeclaredAug 31, 2021 · ~1:04:00Hardball · 2001"no one can kick my ass better than I can"Episode
They bring back best quote for Keanu's self-destructive line before he puts his head through the plate-glass window.
- DeclaredJun 22, 2021 · ~1:12:00Stripes · 1981"Wisconsin, I once got my ass kicked in Wisconsin"Episode
They run through several lines and single out the Wisconsin line as the funniest quote.
Runner-up · "What are you smuggling? Furs." - Apparent consensusApr 13, 2021 · ~1:36:00Manhunter · 1986We tried sodium amytal on him three years ago... he gave us the recipe for potato chip dip.Episode
They did not fully run the category, but they singled out the sodium amytal line and said Farina basically owns the rest.
Runner-up · any Farina line - Apparent consensusMar 8, 2021 · ~1:20:00New Jack City · 1991Sit your $5 ass down before I make changeEpisode
They highlight a cluster of memorable lines, with 'Sit your $5 ass down before I make change' standing out most strongly.
Runner-up · My brother, it's always business; it's never personal - DeclaredJan 12, 2021 · ~1:20:00The Royal Tenenbaums · 2001"died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed, sinking battleship"Episode
They run through several lines, but the gravestone inscription is the quote they single out as the funniest and most perfect.
Runner-up · "I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman." - Apparent consensusJan 5, 2021 · ~1:20:00Bridesmaids · 2011"I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."Episode
They each picked favorite lines, with the diary misread and the 'normal person' line among the strongest repeat mentions.
Runner-up · "Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back like a normal person?" - DeclaredDec 15, 2020 · ~1:36:00Country Strong · 2010Timing is everythingEpisode
The quoted line 'Timing is everything' is selected as the episode's best quote.
- Apparent consensusNov 17, 2020 · ~1:20:00Home Alone · 1990Buzz's "three reasons" speech and the film's Buzz one-linersEpisode
The room settles on Buzz's lines, especially his sarcastic family speech, as the movie's best quote material.
Runner-up · "We're the Wet Bandits" - DeclaredNov 10, 2020 · ~1:20:00Toy Story · 1995"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity"Episode
Shay names Woody's 'sad, strange little man' line as the best quote, with several other favorites discussed afterward.
Runner-up · "This isn't flying, this is falling with style" - DeclaredOct 29, 2020 · ~1:20:00The Exorcist · 1973“Your mother sucks cocks in hell.”Episode
They pick Reagan’s infamous insult as the film’s best line.
- Apparent consensusOct 27, 2020 · ~56:00Rocky IV · 1985throw the damn towelEpisode
They pick 'throw the damn towel' as the movie's most reusable line.
Runner-up · he's cut, he's cut - Apparent consensusOct 6, 2020 · ~1:20:00Kicking and Screaming · 1995I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.Episode
The bartender-drinking line emerges as the quote the room most clearly favors.
Runner-up · How do you make God laugh? Make a plan. - Apparent consensusSep 22, 2020 · ~1:20:00Se7en · 1995"Just because the fucker has a library card doesn't make him Yoda"Episode
They rattle off several famous lines, but the library-card/Yoda line is the clearest named favorite in the exchange.
Runner-up · "What's in the box?" - DeclaredSep 17, 2020 · ~1:44:00Easy A · 2010"accelerated velocity of terminological inexactitudes"Episode
The strongest quote called out was Olive’s joke about gossip as 'the accelerated velocity of terminological inexactitudes.'
Runner-up · "That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight." - DeclaredSep 15, 2020 · ~1:04:00Unfaithful · 2002There's no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do and things you don't do.Episode
They quoted Paul's line about mistakes as the episode's best line.
- DeclaredSep 8, 2020 · ~1:04:00The Usual Suspects · 1995how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?Episode
They trade several famous lines, with the devil-in-the-back quote and the final Kaiser Soze line leading the group.
Runner-up · the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist - Apparent consensusSep 3, 2020 · ~1:20:00Dangerous Minds · 1995“Sometimes you start out wrong and you can’t get going.”Episode
Bill cites the line as the quote he likes best from the movie.
- DeclaredAug 20, 2020 · ~1:20:00Pump Up the Volume · 1990“Eat me, beat me, push me, pull me, talk hard.”Episode
They selected the film’s signature slogan as the best quote, while also praising the encouragement speech that follows.
Runner-up · “It can’t get any worse. It can only get better.” - Apparent consensusAug 18, 2020 · ~1:36:00Caddyshack · 1980Well, we're waiting.Episode
They say most of the great quotes were already covered, but 'Well, we're waiting' is clearly the centerpiece of the quote talk.
Runner-up · Don't you have homes? - DeclaredAug 6, 2020 · ~1:12:00Teen Wolf · 1985mick's "we've handled your kind before" lineEpisode
They spotlight Mick's provocation about Scott's mother as the best quote, with the cream-cheese Coach Finstock line also getting praise.
Runner-up · "everything else is cream cheese" - DeclaredAug 4, 2020 · ~1:12:00The Sandlot · 1993"You're killing me, Smalls"Episode
The iconic winner is 'You're killing me, Smalls,' with several other lines discussed as strong alternatives.
Runner-up · "Heroes get remembered, but legends never die" - Apparent consensusJul 21, 2020 · ~1:20:00The Conjuring · 2013"You have a lot of spirits in here, but there's one I'm most worried about because it's so hateful."Episode
They highlight Lorraine's line about the hateful spirit as the clearest standout quote.
- DeclaredJul 16, 2020 · ~1:36:0025th Hour · 2002"champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends"Episode
They pick the champagne line as the best quote, with the prison line also singled out as a memorable line from the film.
Runner-up · "prison is a bad place to be" - Apparent consensusJul 14, 2020 · ~1:12:00Stand By Me · 1986"Friends come in and out of your life like busboys."Episode
The episode points back to the narrator’s busboys line as the standout quote.
- Apparent consensusJul 9, 2020 · ~1:04:00Swingers · 1996"You wake up every day and it hurts a little bit less..."Episode
They rattle off several lines, but the breakup monologue gets the most sustained praise as the standout quote.
Runner-up · "I'm gonna pull me a Fredo" - Apparent consensusJul 7, 2020 · ~1:12:00St. Elmo's Fire · 1985"You break my heart, then again, you break everyone's heart."Episode
The heartbreaker line from Billy is treated as the iconic quote, though several other lines get honorable mention.
Runner-up · "It ain't a party till something gets broken." - DeclaredJun 10, 2020 · ~1:12:00Say Anything · 1989"The world is full of guys. Be a man, don't be a guy."Episode
After several quotes are traded, they land on Cory's 'be a man, don't be a guy' line as the best one.
Runner-up · "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career." - DeclaredMay 26, 2020 · ~2:00:00Boomerang · 1992Don't get pussy whipped, whip that pussyEpisode
They first mention the song-worthy line, but then agree the movie’s most memorable quote is the Witherspoon line.
Runner-up · Love should have brought your ass home last night - Apparent consensusMay 21, 2020 · ~1:20:00Armageddon · 1998"space dementia"Episode
Will Patton’s line about having ‘space dementia’ is the quote they linger on most.
Runner-up · "we have no time!" - Apparent consensusMay 19, 2020 · ~1:12:00Back to the Future · 1985Great Scott!Episode
Several lines are cited, but 'Great Scott!' is the quote they most clearly frame as the movie's signature line.
Runner-up · Where we're going, we don't need roads - DeclaredMay 14, 2020 · ~1:20:00Draft Day · 2014Come on, Tom, say it with me, you pancake-eating motherfuckerEpisode
They identify the pancake-eating motherfucker line as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · No one can stop a ticking clock, but the great ones can slow it down - Left openMay 12, 2020 · ~1:20:00Crimson Tide · 1995No clear winner recordedEpisode
They mentioned several lines and deliveries, including Denzel’s 'nuclear Holocaust' phrasing and the big command-line exchanges, but did not lock one in.
- Apparent consensusMay 7, 2020 · ~1:12:00Groundhog Day · 1993"People like blood sausage, too. People are morons."Episode
They highlight the blood-sausage line as the strongest quote, while acknowledging several other Bill Murray one-liners.
Runner-up · "I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl... We ate lobster, drank pina coladas." - DeclaredMay 5, 2020 · ~1:20:00Gladiator · 2000"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity."Episode
They pick 'Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity' as the best quote, with 'Unleash hell' also mentioned.
Runner-up · "Unleash hell." - DeclaredMay 1, 2020 · ~1:20:00While You Were Sleeping · 1995Lucy’s monologue about love and lonelinessEpisode
They pick Lucy’s early love speech as the best quote in the movie.
Runner-up · go ahead and marry her, you one-balled bastard - DeclaredApr 29, 2020 · ~1:12:00Escape From New York · 1981"You're A number one"Episode
The room elevates 'You're A number one' as the favorite line, with several other Snake and Duke quotes noted as contenders.
Runner-up · "Touch me, he dies" - Apparent consensusApr 23, 2020 · ~48:00Ronin · 1998“Lady, I never walk into a place I don’t know how to walk out of.”Episode
They highlight several lines, but the Neil McCauley-style ‘walk into a place’ quote is treated as the standout.
Runner-up · “Whenever there’s any doubt, there is no doubt.” - Apparent consensusApr 21, 2020 · ~1:28:00Ferris Bueller's Day Off · 1986'Pardon my French, but you're an asshole.'Episode
The discussion ultimately centers on Cameron’s George Peterson exchange as the most memorable quote, with the secretary line also singled out.
Runner-up · 'He's very popular, Ed.' - Apparent consensusApr 14, 2020 · ~1:36:00Basic Instinct · 1992She got that magna cum laude pussy on her that done fried up your brainEpisode
The room gravitates toward Gus's 'magna cum laude pussy' line as the standout quote.
Runner-up · Fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after - DeclaredApr 9, 2020 · ~1:04:00Enemy of the State · 1998"You made a phone call"Episode
They identify "You made a phone call" as the clearest standout line.
Runner-up · "Actually, I believe the term shyster..." - Apparent consensusApr 3, 2020 · ~1:20:00Tommy Boy · 1995a lot of people go to college for seven years. I know. They're called doctors.Episode
The quoted line about people who go to college for seven years is treated as the strongest quote choice, with the T-bone line also highlighted.
Runner-up · I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. - DeclaredMar 30, 2020 · ~1:28:00Furious 7 · 2015The Rock: "wish his mama had kept her legs closed"Episode
They call out The Rock's crude one-liner as the quote of the movie.
Runner-up · null - DeclaredMar 26, 2020 · ~1:44:00The Karate Kid · 1984"What's the matter, Mommy not here to dress you?"Episode
They singled out Mrs. LaRusso's insult as the top quote, while acknowledging the movie's other famous lines.
Runner-up · "Sweep the leg" / "Get him a body bag" - Left openMar 23, 2020 · ~1:12:00Edge of Tomorrow · 2014No clear winner recordedEpisode
They cite several memorable lines, but do not clearly choose one overall best quote.
Runner-up · "Hey mate, I think there's something wrong with your suit" - Left openMar 19, 2020 · ~48:00Cast Away · 2000No clear winner recordedEpisode
He highlights several lines, including 'I have made fire' and 'keep breathing,' but does not choose one winner.
- Apparent consensusMar 17, 2020 · ~1:28:00The Godfather Part III · 1990“finance is a gun. politics is knowing when to pull the trigger”Episode
The finance-and-politics line emerges as the strongest quote choice, with several other Michael Corleone lines discussed as alternates.
Runner-up · “now they’ll fear you. maybe they should fear you.” - DeclaredMar 5, 2020 · ~1:12:00Oceans 12 · 2004"If you're going to ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious. Yes."Episode
They highlight several quotable lines, but the long Rusty line is presented as the favorite quote.
Runner-up · "Bruce, Glenn Snackwell. Bruce, Glenn Snackwell, publicity." - Apparent consensusFeb 27, 2020 · ~1:12:00Vision Quest · 1985“Shoot's a monster, man!”Episode
They highlight the “Shoot's a monster” line as the standout quote, while tossing out several other candidates.
Runner-up · “I loved your piece on the clitoris! I showed it to my mother!” - Apparent consensusFeb 13, 2020 · ~1:28:00The Breakfast Club · 1985“We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”Episode
They highlight several famous lines, with the “pretty bizarre” quote getting the clearest endorsement as the standout.
Runner-up · “Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.” - Apparent consensusFeb 6, 2020 · ~1:20:00Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood · 2019I could be one pool party away from starring in a Polanski movie.Episode
They highlighted several lines, but the pool-party/Polanski line stood out as the clearest favorite.
Runner-up · Hey, Dennis Hopper, move this fucking piece of shit. - DeclaredJan 24, 2020 · ~1:22:00Heat ("The Re-Heat") · 1995"I am alone. I am not lonely."Episode
They choose "I am alone. I am not lonely" as the best quote, with the bedroom line close behind.
Runner-up · "You prefer the normal routine. We fuck and you lose the power of speech." - DeclaredJan 16, 2020 · ~1:12:00King of New York · 1990“I’m going downtown. Find me a girl and get my knob polished.”Episode
They start with Jimmy’s “knob polished” line and then pile on several other quotable lines from the film.
Runner-up · “You don’t sell drugs, my brother. You shoot people.” - Apparent consensusDec 23, 2019 · ~1:20:00The Talented Mr. Ripley · 1999"I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."Episode
They single out Ripley’s fake-somebody line as the strongest quote, while also highlighting a few other memorable lines.
Runner-up · "No matter what you do, no matter how awful, no one ever thinks they're a bad person." - Apparent consensusDec 20, 2019 · ~1:28:00Dunkirk · 2017I'm staying for the French.Episode
The line about staying for the French stands out as the most memorable quote, with 'Home' also singled out.
Runner-up · Home. - Apparent consensusDec 10, 2019 · ~1:28:00Happy Gilmore · 1996I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.Episode
They treated the Ben Stiller exchange, especially the breakfast line, as the movie's defining quote.
Runner-up · Warm glass of shut the hell up - DeclaredDec 3, 2019 · ~2:08:00The Wolf of Wall Street · 2013Matthew McConaughey's "feed the geese" speechEpisode
They single out McConaughey’s daily-masturbation speech as the standout quote in the movie.
Runner-up · "Don't judge me on my winners. Judge me on my losers." - DeclaredNov 20, 2019 · ~1:00:00Skyfall · 2012"Mommy was very bad"Episode
They select "Mommy was very bad" as the best quote after reading several Silva and M lines aloud.
Runner-up · "Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first." - Apparent consensusOct 30, 2019 · ~1:16:00The Shining · 1980"Here's Johnny"Episode
The hosts treat "Here's Johnny" as the standout quote while also tossing out several other famous lines.
Runner-up · "You've had your whole fucking life to think things over" - DeclaredOct 14, 2019 · ~1:28:00Den of Thieves · 2018"We're cop killers now."Episode
They choose the line about becoming cop killers as the movie’s best quote.
Runner-up · "Come on, give me a hug. We'll save a fortune on therapy." - DeclaredOct 7, 2019 · ~1:20:00Remember The Titans · 2000"You're overcooking my grits, coach."Episode
They narrow the quote award to 'You're overcooking my grits, coach,' which they treat as the clear classic line.
Runner-up · "You're a Hall of Famer in my book." - Left openSep 25, 2019 · ~1:36:00The Shawshank Redemption · 1994No clear winner recordedEpisode
They cite several favorite lines, but no one quote is chosen as the clear winner.
- DeclaredSep 16, 2019 · ~1:12:00Beverly Hills Cop · 1984"Shh, take those bananas."Episode
They choose Serge's banana line as the standout quote, with a couple of other lines mentioned as runners-up.
Runner-up · "This is not my locker." - Apparent consensusSep 1, 2019 · ~1:20:00Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid · 1969I can't swimEpisode
They single out the waterfall sequence’s 'I can't swim' exchange as the standout quote, with a few other lines mentioned as runners-up.
Runner-up · This is no time for bravery - Apparent consensusAug 26, 2019 · ~1:20:00Do The Right Thing · 1989“Always do the right thing” / “Stay black” / “Fight the power” materialEpisode
They rattle off several signature lines, with the Mayor’s “always do the right thing” exchange and other quoted lines treated as the standouts.
- DeclaredAug 20, 2019 · ~1:20:00Fatal Attraction · 1987"I taste you. I feel you. I thank you. I touch you. Can you understand? Can you?"Episode
They choose Alex’s obsessive phone-message monologue as the best quote.
- DeclaredAug 13, 2019 · ~1:20:00Gone Girl · 2014I swear you people are the most fucked up people I've ever known. And I specialized in fucked up.Episode
They first choose Tanner Bolt's line about fucked up people, then later highlight Amy's 'I love tests' as a favorite line too.
Runner-up · I love tests. - Apparent consensusAug 8, 2019 · ~1:12:00Bloodsport · 1988"Brick not hit back"Episode
The quote everyone treats as the standout is 'Brick not hit back,' with a couple of other Chong Li lines also praised.
Runner-up · "I break you" / "I break your friend" - Apparent consensusAug 6, 2019 · ~1:04:00Collateral · 2004"We gotta make the best of it. Improvise. Adapt to the environment. Darwin."Episode
They quickly riff through several lines, but the improvisation/Darwin line comes off as the strongest quote.
Runner-up · "You don't have the trunk space." - Apparent consensusAug 1, 2019 · ~58:00The Town · 2010There goes college soccerEpisode
They settle on 'There goes college soccer' as the movie's best line.
Runner-up · Jesus Christ, Henry. Oxy's guns. It's like townie Christmas. - DeclaredJul 25, 2019 · ~1:20:00Reservoir Dogs · 1992"I'm hungry, let's get a taco"Episode
They treat the taco line as the standout quote, while acknowledging several other iconic lines from the movie.
Runner-up · "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?" - Apparent consensusJul 23, 2019 · ~1:20:00Top Gun · 1986Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cashEpisode
Stinger’s line to Maverick is treated as the top quote, with several other famous lines filling out the discussion.
Runner-up · Take me to bed or lose me forever - Apparent consensusJul 8, 2019 · ~1:20:00When Harry Met Sally... · 1989I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees outEpisode
Billy Crystal's closing love speech gets the strongest emphasis, with several other lines cited but no formal vote taken.
Runner-up · Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just the symptom that something else is wrong. - Apparent consensusJul 3, 2019 · ~1:00:00No Country for Old Men · 2007"What use was the rule?"Episode
They highlight several Chigurh lines, with the philosophical line about the rule standing out most.
Runner-up · "I got here the same way the coin did. Call it." - DeclaredJun 24, 2019 · ~1:12:00The Notebook · 2004“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”Episode
The bird line is the consensus pick, with the repeated love-declaration line also highlighted.
Runner-up · “It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over.” - DeclaredMay 31, 2019 · ~1:20:00Fast Five · 2011I'll see you soon, Toretto.Episode
They choose Hobbs's parting line to Dom as the strongest quote from the movie.
Runner-up · We're gonna need a team / let's make it a problem - DeclaredMay 26, 2019 · ~1:12:00The Hangover · 2009i didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaustEpisode
They choose the Holocaust rings line as the funniest single quote in the movie, though a few other lines are mentioned as close runners-up.
Runner-up · our best friend doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse - Apparent consensusMay 13, 2019 · ~56:00John Wick: Chapter 2 · 2017“Somebody, please, get this man a gun.”Episode
Several lines are cited, but the Bowery King plea for a gun gets the strongest enthusiasm.
Runner-up · “You have a beautiful home, John.” - DeclaredApr 29, 2019 · ~1:12:00Mean Girls · 2004“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.”Episode
They agreed the fetch-happen line was the movie’s iconic quote, with the cool-mom line also heavily praised.
Runner-up · “I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” - DeclaredApr 10, 2019 · ~1:12:00Major League · 1989"Fuck you, Joe Boo. I do it myself."Episode
They single out 'Fuck you, Joe Boo. I do it myself.' as the favorite line, while acknowledging several other iconic quotes.
Runner-up · "Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do. Win the whole fucking thing." - DeclaredMar 25, 2019 · ~1:12:00Pretty Woman · 1990Big mistakeEpisode
The room calls 'Big mistake' the movie's best quote.
- Apparent consensusMar 11, 2019 · ~1:20:00Broadcast News · 1987“Congratulations on history’s longest winning streak”Episode
Several lines were cited, but the longest-winning-streak line was singled out as the favorite quote.
Runner-up · “Except for socially, you’re my role model” - DeclaredMar 4, 2019 · ~1:00:00Forgetting Sarah Marshall · 2008"Mutombo, out of the shot!"Episode
They pick the over-the-top Mutombo line as the funniest quote in the movie, with the initials gag as the main alternate.
Runner-up · "I need to B my L on somebody's T's" - DeclaredFeb 26, 2019 · ~1:12:00Reality Bites · 1994It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.Episode
They choose the irony-definition exchange as the movie's best line reading.
Runner-up · If I could bottle the sexual attention between Bonnie Franklin and Schneider, I could solve the energy crisis. - DeclaredFeb 18, 2019 · ~56:00Dave · 1993"You're lint. You're a flea. You're a blip."Episode
The room crowns the insult exchange beginning with "You're lint" as the best quote.
Runner-up · "I could kill an ordinary person. I could kill a hundred ordinary people." - DeclaredFeb 11, 2019 · ~1:12:00A Star Is Born · 2018"If I was no good, then why'd you steal my fucking voice?"Episode
They pick the confrontation about stealing his voice as the sharpest line, with the pickup line also getting praise.
Runner-up · "Just want to take another look at you" - DeclaredFeb 4, 2019 · ~56:00The Warriors · 1979Warriors come out to playEpisode
They agree the iconic line is “Warriors come out to play,” even though Bill says the popsicle line is his favorite.
Runner-up · I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle - DeclaredJan 28, 2019 · ~56:00Proof of Life · 2000“Don’t you fucking die on me, man.”Episode
They single out Dino’s frantic line reading as the best quote, with the later "Stuff of Legends" line also praised.
Runner-up · “Stuff of Legends!” - DeclaredJan 21, 2019 · ~56:00The Fast and the Furious · 2001I live my life a quarter mile at a time.Episode
They narrow the contenders to two famous lines and choose the quarter-mile speech as the winner.
Runner-up · Ask any racer, any real racer... - DeclaredJan 14, 2019 · ~56:00Old School · 2003"You're my boy, Blue"Episode
The classic 'You're my boy, Blue' line is treated as the top quote, with Earmuffs also acknowledged as a major contender.
Runner-up · "Earmuffs" - Apparent consensusJan 7, 2019 · ~2:00:00The Godfather · 1972Leave the gun, take the cannoliEpisode
The quote rundown centers on several classics, but 'Leave the gun, take the cannoli' is the clearest room favorite.
Runner-up · I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse - Apparent consensusDec 24, 2018 · ~1:12:00Tombstone · 1993Val Kilmer's linesEpisode
The quotes category is driven almost entirely by Val Kilmer's dialogue, which the room keeps returning to as the standout source of lines.
- DeclaredDec 18, 2018 · ~56:00Con Air · 1997Put the bunny back in the boxEpisode
The bunny line is selected as the best quote over several other memorable options.
Runner-up · Sorry, boss, but there’s only two men I trust - Apparent consensusDec 11, 2018 · ~1:10:00The Firm · 1993Wilford Brimley's "heartbreak" lineEpisode
Brimley's catalog/heartbreak speech carries the segment, though Ed Harris gets repeated praise for his profanity-laced monologue.
Runner-up · Ed Harris's FBI rant - Apparent consensusNov 8, 2018 · ~1:12:00All the Presidents Men · 1976“Nothing's riding on this except the First Amendment of the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country.”Episode
They single out Robards’s Constitution speech as the movie’s signature line, with “Follow the money” also mentioned.
Runner-up · “Follow the money.” - DeclaredOct 2, 2018 · ~1:04:00Dazed and Confused · 1993“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”Episode
They read off several famous lines, but the Wooderson line is the one they most clearly foreground as the best quote.
Runner-up · “Alright, alright, alright.” - Apparent consensusSep 20, 2018 · ~1:18:00True Romance · 1993"He must have thought it was white boy day."Episode
They rattle off several memorable lines, with the white-boy-day line emerging as the clearest standout.
Runner-up · "Don't condescend me, man, I'll fucking kill you." - DeclaredSep 11, 2018 · ~1:28:00Rounders · 1998"Hanging around. Hanging around."Episode
They single out the closing 'Hanging around' line as the best quote, while noting 'kids got alligator blood' as the most durable runner-up.
Runner-up · "Kids got alligator blood." - DeclaredSep 3, 2018 · ~48:00Taken · 2008“That is what happens when you sit behind a desk. You forget things, like the weight in the hand of a gun that’s loaded and one that’s not.”Episode
They choose the gun-weight line as the best quote, while noting the speech is off-limits for this category.
Runner-up · “It’s a flesh wound.” - Apparent consensusAug 23, 2018 · ~56:00Mad Max: Fury Road · 2015“Oh, what a day!”Episode
They settle most naturally on Immortan Joe’s “Oh, what a day!” as the quote that sticks out most, with several other lines discussed.
Runner-up · “I am the scales of justice!” - DeclaredAug 9, 2018 · ~1:12:00My Best Friends Wedding · 1997"I am a dangerous criminal person. I do bad things to honest people."Episode
They highlight Rupert Everett's criminal-person line as the best quote, with a couple of other lines mentioned as runners-up.
Runner-up · "It's so against God's plan." - DeclaredAug 1, 2018 · ~1:12:00Die Hard · 1988“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”Episode
The iconic yippee-ki-yay line is picked as the best quote, with Rickman’s Alexander line also discussed.
Runner-up · “Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.” - DeclaredJul 26, 2018 · ~56:00Mission: Impossible · 1996“You've never seen me very upset.”Episode
The room lands on Ethan Hunt's icy line about never being seen very upset.
Runner-up · “They're dead. They're all dead, my team is dead.” - DeclaredJul 20, 2018 · ~1:04:00Midnight Run · 1988"here come two words for you, shut the fuck up"Episode
They pick 'shut the fuck up' as the movie's signature quote, while also giving a special shoutout to the ending's 'see you in the next life' line.
Runner-up · "see you in the next life" - Apparent consensusJul 13, 2018 · ~56:00Step Brothers · 2008it's the fucking Catalina wine mixerEpisode
They identify the Catalina Wine Mixer line as the movie's legacy quote and the clearest standout.
- DeclaredJul 4, 2018 · ~1:20:00Jaws · 1975"You're gonna need a bigger boat"Episode
The group settles on the iconic Brody line, while also noting several other memorable contenders from the movie.
Runner-up · "You've got city hands. You've never worked a day in your life" - DeclaredJun 28, 2018 · ~1:04:00The Devil Wears Prada · 2006Everybody wants us. Everybody wants to be us.Episode
The room picks Miranda’s ‘Everybody wants us’ line as the best quote.
Runner-up · Move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. - Apparent consensusJun 21, 2018 · ~56:00Forrest Gump · 1994Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.Episode
They treat the box-of-chocolates line as the signature quote of the movie.
- Apparent consensusJun 14, 2018 · ~56:00Jurassic Park · 1993"Hold on to your butts" / "Clever girl" / "Spared no expense" / "That is one big pile of shit"Episode
The group mostly treats the movie as packed with great lines and keeps returning to Malcolm, Muldoon, and Hammond quotes.
Runner-up · "Life finds a way" - DeclaredMay 31, 2018 · ~56:00Training Day · 2001King Kong ain't got shit on meEpisode
They pick 'King Kong ain't got shit on me' as the movie's best quote, with several other Alonzo lines mentioned.
Runner-up · I'm the man up in this piece - DeclaredMay 24, 2018 · ~1:04:00The Social Network · 2010"I'm coming back for everything."Episode
They settle on Zuckerberg's comeback threat to Eduardo as the best quote from the movie.
Runner-up · "If you were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook." - DeclaredMar 22, 2018 · ~56:00Inception · 2010“Eames, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”Episode
The room clearly crowned Eames's grenade-launcher line, though Cobb's opening-virus line was also praised.
Runner-up · “An idea is like a virus.” - Apparent consensusMar 9, 2018 · ~1:04:00The Big Lebowski · 1998"Obviously, you're not a golfer"Episode
The group highlights several famous lines, with "Obviously, you're not a golfer" treated as the signature quote.
Runner-up · "The rug really tied the room together" - Apparent consensusFeb 27, 2018 · ~1:12:00Get Out · 2017"TSA motherfucking A"Episode
The room leans toward Rod's TSA line as the standout quote, with "Get him grandpa" acknowledged as a fun runner-up.
Runner-up · "Get him grandpa" - DeclaredFeb 7, 2018 · ~56:00Miami Vice · 2006“Life is short, time is luck.”Episode
They single out Isabella’s line as the movie’s defining quote and link it to Mann’s larger themes.
Runner-up · none - Apparent consensusFeb 3, 2018 · ~40:00Varsity Blues · 1999"Pitch in a tent, sporting wood"Episode
They favor the vulgar euphemism quote as the strongest line, while several others are discussed as contenders.
Runner-up · "We've got the rest of our lives to be mediocre; we have the rest of this half to be gods" - Apparent consensusJan 25, 2018 · ~1:20:00Good Will Hunting · 1997“Son of a bitch, you stole my line.”Episode
Among the quoted lines, they settle on Robin Williams’s “Son of a bitch, you stole my line” as the standout.
Runner-up · “My boy’s wicked smart.” - Apparent consensusJan 9, 2018 · ~40:0010 Things I Hate About You · 1999I know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed. But can you ever just be whelmed?Episode
The room lands on the ‘whelmed’ line as the clearest quoted favorite, while a couple of other lines are mentioned as backups.
Runner-up · I love my Prada backpack - DeclaredDec 14, 2017 · ~56:00Zodiac · 2007"Those are the same two things."Episode
They cite several lines, but the Avery exchange about reading and books is the clearest quoted favorite.
Runner-up · "Hey, bullet, it's been almost a year. You're going to fucking catch this guy or what?" - DeclaredDec 7, 2017 · ~48:0048 Hrs. · 1982"Bullshit. You're too fucking stupid to have a job."Episode
After listing several contenders, they land on the line about being too stupid to have a job as the best quote.
Runner-up · "Jack, tell me a story. Fuck you." - Apparent consensusNov 30, 2017 · ~56:00Friday · 1995"You ain't gotta lie, Craig"Episode
They emphasize several memorable lines, but 'You ain't gotta lie, Craig' is the clearest single favorite.
Runner-up · "And you know this, man" - DeclaredNov 16, 2017 · ~1:04:00The Dark Knight · 2008"Why so serious?"Episode
They list multiple candidates, but repeatedly emphasize "Why so serious?" as the standout quote.
Runner-up · "You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - DeclaredNov 2, 2017 · ~56:00The Fugitive · 1993Our fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimball.Episode
They pick 'Our fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimball' as the best quote.
Runner-up · I don't bargain. - Apparent consensusOct 26, 2017 · ~56:00Face/Off · 1997What a predicamentEpisode
The room converges on Travolta's 'What a predicament' line as the standout quote.
Runner-up · We'll take a break when the case breaks - DeclaredOct 5, 2017 · ~40:00Clueless · 1995as ifEpisode
After running through several options, the room lands on 'as if' as the standout quote.
Runner-up · way harsh, ty - DeclaredSep 21, 2017 · ~48:00Speed · 1994"Pop quiz, hot shot"Episode
They explicitly settle on "Pop quiz, hot shot" as the movie’s most memorable line.
Runner-up · "Don't get dead" - Apparent consensusSep 14, 2017 · ~56:00The Silence of the Lambs · 1991A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti.Episode
They highlight Lecter’s famous line as the signature quote, with the lotion line also getting strong mention.
Runner-up · It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again - Left openAug 31, 2017 · ~48:00You've Got Mail · 1998No clear winner recordedEpisode
They trade several favorite lines, including 'If I knew your name and address...' and 'Hello, New Jersey,' without agreeing on a single winner.
- Apparent consensusAug 24, 2017 · ~48:00Point Break · 1991"young, dumb, and full of cum"Episode
McGinley's 'young, dumb, and full of cum' line wins the quote category over the other memorable one-liners.
Runner-up · "I am an FBI agent"