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CABINET

With Craig as tiebreaker, Hanks gets the nod over Cruise for Coach Gaines.

They favor Collinsworth for play-by-play commentary, while acknowledging Quentin as another strong option.

They choose Scott Hansen as the ideal commentary voice over Romo or Collinsworth.

Chris Collinsworth was picked for the imaginary commentary track, with Romo treated as the alternative.

They lean toward Chris Collinsworth as the best hypothetical commentary voice.

They choose Gus Johnson as the ideal over-the-top play-by-play voice for a commentary track.

They explicitly pick Tony Romo for the commentary role.

They joked through a broadcaster-style commentary comparison and landed on Doris Burke as the funniest fit.

They prefer Romo's chaotic energy for a commentary track over Collinsworth.

In the modified director's commentary category, Doris Burke is the clear pick, with Tony Romo also discussed as an option.

They imagined both broadcasters doing the commentary together and agreed that pairing would be ideal.

They settle on Collinsworth as the better fit for the commentary style.

They lean Collinsworth for the kind of football-color commentary that best matches the movie’s action.

The hosts choose Tony Romo's style for the imagined commentary track over Collinsworth's.

They imagine commentator-style riffs on the divorced women's group scene as the funniest possible director's-commentary bit.

They choose Romo because the action and upset-heavy plot fit his style better.

They riff on how absurdly specific prison-shank and handcuff mechanics are, rather than landing on a clean single winner.

They skip this category rather than choosing between the two commentary-style options.

They riff on either broadcaster doing the commentary rather than choosing one cleanly.

They conclude Romo and Collinsworth would both be great, especially if paired together.