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THE REWATCHABLES · August 10, 2026

The Italian Job

A 2003 action / crime movie directed by F. Gary Gray—and decision no. 121 in the Hanks–Cruise tape.

ActionCrime2000sDirected by F. Gary Gray
The Italian Job2003MOVIE
Podcast episode#464No. 475 overall
Movie year20032000s release
Tomatometer72%No. 76 of 128 tracked
Metacritic68View score
Roger Ebert3/4Original star rating
State of the raceCruise led by 456–60 · 5 ties

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The episode argues that The Italian Job is a highly rewatchable, craft-forward, early-2000s caper: a sleek blend of Ocean's Eleven and Fast and Furious energy, boosted by practical stunts, glamorous locations, and a memorable ensemble. The hosts especially relish the Venice opening, the Mini Coopers, and the movie's time-capsule feel, while also debating weak romance chemistry, uneven character writing, and Ed Norton's odd, detached performance.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01The film combines Ocean's Eleven-style crew assembly with Fast and Furious-style action and car chases. Opening minutes
  2. 02Practical stunts and real vehicles make the action feel tangible and impressive. Opening minutes
  3. 03Venice, Los Angeles, and the Alps make the movie feel like a globe-trotting caper with memorable locations. Opening minutes
  4. 04The ensemble and production design make it feel like a time capsule of early-2000s Hollywood and digital-tech culture. Opening minutes
  5. 05The Mini Cooper chase is a defining rewatchable hook and an iconic inanimate-object star. About 1:44

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateThe romance between Mark Wahlberg and Charlize Theron feels hollow and unearned. About 1:20
  2. moderateEd Norton's performance feels detached and oddly low-effort, especially compared with his reputation. About 8 min
  3. moderateThe movie's heist economics do not really add up; the amount of gold seems too small for the scale of damage and planning. About 1:44
  4. minorThe movie underuses black characters and could have benefited from a broader LA cultural footprint. About 1:44
  5. minorThe final action geography and police response feel implausible, especially the low helicopter chase and lack of law enforcement. About 1:44

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Venice speedboat heist

The opening canal robbery and speedboat chase are praised as the movie's coolest, most rewatchable set piece.

About 32 min
positive

Donald Sutherland's advice and death

Sutherland's brief role delivers moral instruction and an emotional assassination that gives the crew a reason to act.

About 32 min
mixed

Charlize fixes Ed Norton's cable

A flirtation scene meant to establish chemistry, though the hosts think Norton seems disengaged.

About 40 min
Favorite

Hollywood Boulevard / truck chase

The L.A. chase through Hollywood and the subway, road, and helicopter beats is singled out as thrilling.

About 40 min
Favorite

Putting the crew together / driving range intro

The crew-introduction montage and driving-range scenes are celebrated for making each member memorable.

About 1:12
mixed

Ed Norton and the cable girl / date scene

This is one of the few scenes where Norton seems engaged, but the hosts still read him as reluctant.

About 40 min
critical

Final helicopter escape

The last chase is exciting but strains plausibility, especially around police response and helicopter maneuvering.

About 1:04

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They agreed Opening minutes

Whether the movie should have had sequels or spin-offs

Bill Simmons

It should have spawned multiple international sequel versions like a Spanish or Brazilian job.

Chris Ryan

The premise is expandable and should have become more franchise-like.

They agreed About 1:20

Whether Charlize Theron and Mark Wahlberg have believable romantic chemistry

Bill Simmons

They do not feel like a convincing couple; the ending feels hollow.

Chris Ryan

The movie never properly builds the sexual tension needed for the payoff.

They agreed About 1:44

How much the movie's heist economics make sense

Bill Simmons

The money seems too low and the crew's costs make the robbery feel unprofitable.

Chris Ryan

The gold should have been worth far more to justify the scale of destruction.

They partly agreed About 1:44

Whether the final heist order is correct

Chris Ryan

The Venice heist should have been the finale because it is the coolest set piece.

Bill Simmons

The current order still works as a fun caper, but he accepts the complaint.

They agreed About 1:20

The best title for the movie

Bill Simmons

Maybe 'the Hollywood Job' would fit better, since the film is really about L.A.

Chris Ryan

The movie still needs to be called The Italian Job because they say it in the film.

15 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
mixedEd NortonBill Simmons: Seen as the key wildcard; his seriousness helps, but his performance is bizarre, detached, and undercooked. Opening minutes favorableMark WahlbergBill Simmons: Praised for being young, charismatic, and trying a cooler, understated lead role he rarely uses elsewhere. About 8 min favorableCharlize TheronBill Simmons: Presented as in peak star form and a major reason the movie pops, though her character is underwritten. Opening minutes favorableJason StathamBill Simmons: Celebrated as the tough-guy action specialist who eventually becomes a one-man franchise. About 24 min favorableSeth GreenBill Simmons: Viewed as strong comic support and a major part of the movie's 2003 feel. About 24 min
favorableMos DefBill Simmons: Credited as ascending and effective in the crew role, with enthusiasm for his music and screen persona. About 24 min
favorableF. Gary GrayBill Simmons: Praised as a strong action director with an interesting path from music videos to features. About 48 min favorableDonald SutherlandBill Simmons: His brief role gives the movie moral weight and a memorable father-figure presence. About 32 min
neutralSheila JaffeBill Simmons: Mentioned as the casting agent tied to the LA ensemble feel of the movie. Opening minutes · medium confidence
neutralMarty SingerBill Simmons: Referenced as the powerful lawyer Norton hired during the contract dispute story. About 16 min
neutralSherry LansingBill Simmons: Referenced in the background story of Norton's Paramount deal and promise not to force him into a bad movie. About 16 min neutralJeremy PivenBill Simmons: Used as an example of the hair-transplant era changing how actors looked. About 1:44 · medium confidencefavorableHalle BerryVan Lathan: Used as a reference point for peak-screen attractiveness and female star power. About 24 min favorableF. Gary GrayBill Simmons: Celebrated again for his filmography and music-video background. About 48 min
neutralVincent GalloVan Lathan: Referenced only in a side joke about Roger Ebert and The Brown Bunny. About 40 min · low confidence
10 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The Italian Job as a hangout caper

Calls it a great hang and exactly the kind of hour-and-50-minute movie he wants.

Opening minutes
Chris RyanLoved it

The Italian Job as a Fast/Furious template

Argues the film supercharged later Fast and Furious movies by supplying their blueprint.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsMixed

Ed Norton

Thinks Norton's seriousness gives the movie weight, but his performance becomes bizarre and low-energy.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Charlize Theron

Treats this as a peak Charlize era and a major part of the movie's appeal.

Opening minutes
Van LathanLoved it

Jason Statham

Frames Statham as an essential, bankable action star who does one exact thing very well.

About 24 min
Van LathanLoved it

Charlize Theron

Compares Charlize to Halle Berry as a potent female star with a strong physical presence.

About 1:44
Chris RyanLoved it

Venice opening and heist staging

Says the opening is the most rewatchable and the best way to begin the film.

About 1:20
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Practical stunts and real locations

Loves that the movie relies on practical action and real places rather than CGI spectacle.

Opening minutes
Van LathanLiked it

Need for more Black presence in the film

Says the movie would have benefited from more Black characters and broader LA cultural texture.

About 1:44
Chris RyanMixed

The Italian Job's heist order

Argues the Venice heist should have been the ending because it's the coolest sequence.

About 1:44
5 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Early-2000s Hollywood snapshot

The film captures a specific industry moment: rising stars, LA revival, music-video directors moving into features, and a pre-streaming, pre-CGI-heavy action style.

Opening minutes

Practical action over CGI

The hosts celebrate that the movie feels physically real, with real vehicles, dangerous-looking stunts, and location shooting.

Opening minutes

Ed Norton as reluctant antagonist

Norton's outlier performance becomes a major topic, tied to his contractual dispute and apparent disinterest.

About 8 min

Nostalgia for theatrical nudity and early-2000s moviegoing

A long tangent reflects on how this era used hotness and nudity differently than modern movies and audiences do now.

About 24 min

Heist-movie mechanics versus vibe

The hosts enjoy the movie more as a sleek hang and less as a rigorously logical crime film.

About 1:44
25 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The episode includes a long behind-the-scenes story about Edward Norton's Paramount contract obligations and his reluctance to do the movie.

About 8 min

Production note

The hosts say the production shut down Hollywood Boulevard for about seven days and used real cars and practical stunts.

Opening minutes

Production note

Charlize Theron's rise is placed just before or around Monster, which they treat as the transition into a more serious phase of her career.

Opening minutes

Production note

The film's title inspired jokes about sequels like the Spanish job, Australian job, and Brazilian job.

Opening minutes

Production note

The episode spends time on F. Gary Gray's music-video background, including It's a Good Day, Natural Born Killers, Fantastic Voyage, and Waterfalls.

About 48 min

Production note

They note that the Mini Coopers were especially popular as a gateway action-movie element for younger viewers.

About 1:44

Production note

Van proposes an elaborate porn-parody pitch called The Italian Jobs.

About 1:44

Production note

The hosts joke that a legal grenade launcher can be purchased for about two thousand dollars.

About 1:20 · medium confidence

Production note

They describe LA in 2003 as a much cooler, more active movie setting than it is now.

Opening minutes

Disputed in the episode

They claim the shop owner's dialogue in the film foreshadows the 2008 financial crisis.

About 1:36 · medium confidence

Ocean's Eleven

Used as the prestige caper comparison point for crew chemistry and heist design.

Opening minutes

Fast and the Furious

Used as the action-franchise comparison point and later as the model this film supposedly influenced.

Opening minutes

Rounders

Referenced as the source of Ed Norton's 'worm' energy.

About 16 min

Primal Fear

Used to explain why Norton carries weight as an actor and why his casting mattered.

Opening minutes

Monster

Referenced to mark Charlize Theron's later rise to prestige stardom.

Opening minutes

The Hulk

Mentioned as part of Norton's later, unhappy run.

About 16 min · medium confidence

Bourne Legacy

Cited as one of Norton's later projects after the slump.

About 16 min · medium confidence

Friday

Referenced in F. Gary Gray's filmography.

About 48 min

Straight Outta Compton

Another F. Gary Gray film cited as evidence of his action/drama range.

About 48 min

The Beekeeper

Used to describe the kind of Jason Statham movie the hosts enjoy.

About 24 min

Top Gun: Maverick

Referenced in a side debate about the most rewatchable 2020s scenes.

About 1:36 · medium confidence

Sinners

Used as another modern benchmark for a highly rewatchable scene.

About 1:44 · medium confidence

Swordfish

Used in the nudity/hotness tangent and Halle Berry discussion.

About 24 min

The Brown Bunny

Referenced in a Roger Ebert tangent about Cannes reactions.

About 40 min · medium confidence

Mission Impossible

Compared to the movie's use of an early death to motivate the team.

About 32 min
11 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Norton 'worm' comparison

Ed Norton's performance is repeatedly compared to a drained, on-autopilot version of his Rounders character Worm.

About 16 min

2003 LA renaissance nostalgia

The hosts reminisce about Hollywood Boulevard, downtown LA, and the city's more cinematic early-2000s period.

Opening minutes

Nudity defense rant

Bill and Van repeatedly argue that movie nudity is part of the experience and that hotness is a legitimate reason to watch a film.

About 24 min

Rap-name litigation

A side debate about terrible or great rap names moves through Coolio, Skeelo, Bubba Sparks, and LL Cool J.

About 48 min

Hairline / hair-transplant era

They use Travolta, Jeremy Piven, and others to discuss when actors stopped going bald on camera and started getting transplants.

About 1:44

Money and heist accounting

The crew's profits, tax implications, and real-world expenses become a recurring joke and critique.

About 1:44

Bill Simmons

“We're doing The Full Italian Job.”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“It's a great hang.”
Opening minutes

Chris Ryan

“We got the crew together.”
Opening minutes

Van Lathan

“The white renaissance.”
Opening minutes

Chris Ryan

“Mini Coopers win the movie.”
About 1:44

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Bill Simmons headshotBill Simmons125 tracked appearances · 56 H / 64 C / 5 ties
Chris Ryan headshotChris Ryan77 tracked appearances · 36 H / 38 C / 3 ties
Van Lathan headshotVan Lathan36 tracked appearances · 11 H / 23 C / 2 ties

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