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Search a category, movie, episode, or logged winner.One-night-onlyCruise or Hanks?A bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.19episodes95% resolved
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- 19
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- 14
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- Left open
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- First logged
- Apr 9, 2024
- Latest logged
- Jun 22, 2026
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18 winners on file
- Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Domestic Disturbance · 2001Cruise and HanksEpisode
They land on Cruise and Hanks as the best theoretical swap, with a preference for Cruise in the Travolta role.
Runner-up · Cruise in the Travolta part - DeclaredFeb 23, 2026 · ~1:20:00Crazy, Stupid, Love · 2011HanksEpisode
The group says Tom Hanks is the clearer fit overall, while Cruise-as-Gosling would also have worked.
Runner-up · Cruise - Left openJan 13, 2026 · ~1:44:00What Lies Beneath · 2000No clear winner recordedEpisode
The discussion ends in a split, with strong arguments for both Cruise and Hanks but no clear final consensus.
Runner-up · tom hanks - DeclaredDec 8, 2025 · ~1:20:00Shampoo · 1975Tom CruiseEpisode
The room decides Cruise is the better fit because the role needs his mix of sex appeal and vulnerability.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - DeclaredOct 6, 2025 · ~1:04:00Jeremiah Johnson · 1972Tom CruiseEpisode
CR picked Cruise because it would become a comedy, while acknowledging Hanks was the obvious answer.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - DeclaredApr 14, 2025 · ~56:00Can't Hardly Wait · 1998Hanks as Preston Myers; Cruise as Mike DexterEpisode
They split the roles by choosing Hanks for Preston and Cruise for Mike Dexter.
- Apparent consensusFeb 24, 2025 · ~1:20:00Crash · 2004Tom Cruise as Matt DillonEpisode
They prefer Cruise in the Matt Dillon role, with Hanks suggested as a possible fit elsewhere.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks as Brendan Fraser - DeclaredJan 27, 2025 · ~1:28:00Before Sunrise · 1995Tom CruiseEpisode
The hosts settled on Cruise as the better fit because of his neurotic energy and ability to play fast-talking romantic weirdness.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - Apparent consensusJan 20, 2025 · ~1:04:00A 2025 Rewatchables MailbagTom CruiseEpisode
They conclude Cruise is the more entertaining high-upside podcast guest, even though Hanks feels safer as a co-host.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - DeclaredDec 16, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Gambler · 2014Tom CruiseEpisode
They both prefer Cruise for the role and imagine him playing it around the Jerry Maguire/Vanilla Sky era.
- DeclaredDec 9, 2024 · ~1:20:00Disclosure · 1994Tom CruiseEpisode
They choose Cruise because the part needs a sharp, aggrieved, hyper-competent leading man more than Hanks’s brand of everyman.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks - DeclaredNov 18, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Replacements · 2000Tom CruiseEpisode
They choose Cruise as the stronger Falco casting, though Hanks is also considered plausible.
Runner-up · 80s Tom Hanks - DeclaredOct 15, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Silence of the Lambs (Live from New York) · 1991Tom CruiseEpisode
The room agreed Cruise could handle Lecter and basically every male role, while Hanks would fit Crawford.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks as Crawford - DeclaredOct 7, 2024 · ~1:12:00Poltergeist · 1982Tom HanksEpisode
They agree Hanks fits the movie's everyman father role better than Cruise.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise - DeclaredJun 25, 2024 · ~1:20:00The Bad News Bears · 1976Tom HanksEpisode
They land on Hanks as the better choice for the Buttermaker type.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise - Apparent consensusJun 18, 2024 · ~1:12:00The Longest Yard · 1974Tom Cruise as Paul CrewEpisode
They treat Crew as a Cruise role and Scarborough as a possible Hanks role in the era’s star matrix.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks as Nate Scarborough - DeclaredMay 21, 2024 · ~1:20:00Back to the Future Part II · 1989Tom Hanks as Marty McFlyEpisode
After debating younger-era versions of both stars, they land on Hanks as the better Marty choice.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise as Marty McFly - DeclaredMay 7, 2024 · ~1:20:00Along Came Polly · 2004Tom HanksEpisode
After debating the usual “funnier with Cruise” question, they choose Hanks as the better overall fit for Ruben.
Runner-up · Tom Cruise - DeclaredApr 9, 2024 · ~1:36:00The War of the Roses · 1989Tom CruiseEpisode
After debating both options, they settle on Cruise as the better fit for Oliver Rose.
Runner-up · Tom Hanks