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THE REWATCHABLES FIELD GUIDE · VOL. 02
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One-night-onlyBest racehorse nameA bespoke category preserved exactly as it appeared in the transcript-derived ledger.36episodes100% resolved
- Calls logged
- 36
- Declared
- 20
- Apparent
- 16
- Left open
- 0
- First logged
- Jun 2, 2022
- Latest logged
- Sep 8, 2026
THE TRANSCRIPT REGISTER
36 winners on file
- Apparent consensusSep 8, 2026 · ~1:16:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby · 2006Shake and BakeEpisode
Shake and Bake is proposed as the racehorse name, with Magic Man and El Diablo also mentioned.
- Apparent consensusJun 22, 2026 · ~1:20:00Domestic Disturbance · 2001Rick JackEpisode
They decide Rick Jack would make the strongest racehorse name, ahead of Southport.
Runner-up · Southport - Apparent consensusAug 6, 2024 · ~1:20:00Dodgeball · 2004Purple CobrasEpisode
They land on Purple Cobras as the cleanest name option from the movie.
Runner-up · Fitness Consiglieries - DeclaredFeb 27, 2024 · ~1:12:00Rounders (Live from New York) · 1998The RakeEpisode
The hosts settle on The Rake as the best racehorse-style name from the film's options.
Runner-up · Mike McD - DeclaredOct 31, 2023 · ~56:00The Omen · 1976Damien ThorneEpisode
They agree Damien Thorne is a strong racehorse-style name, with 'Damien' itself carrying the most menace.
- DeclaredOct 10, 2023 · ~56:00They Live (Live from L.A.) · 1988Cable 54Episode
They briefly propose horse names and choose Cable 54.
Runner-up · They Live - Apparent consensusSep 19, 2023 · ~1:20:00A Bronx Tale · 2003CalogeroEpisode
Calogero is taken as the strongest horse name, with Satan’s Messenger also getting a shout.
Runner-up · Satan’s Messenger - DeclaredJul 31, 2023 · ~1:20:00A Few Good Men: Live from L.A. ("A Few Good (Re)Men") · 1992Code Red JessupEpisode
Code Red Jessup is chosen over Markinson’s Gone.
Runner-up · Markinson's Gone - DeclaredJul 25, 2023 · ~1:12:00The Devil's Advocate · 1997BarzunEpisode
Barzun won the racehorse-name category over Fan of Man.
Runner-up · Fan of Man - Apparent consensusJun 20, 2023 · ~1:28:00Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade · 1989Cup of ChristEpisode
They agree that Cup of Christ is the strongest racehorse name candidate, with Zeppelin Rising also floated.
Runner-up · Zeppelin Rising - Apparent consensusJun 13, 2023 · ~40:00Blood Diamond · 2006TIAEpisode
They settle on TIA as the strongest racehorse-style name.
Runner-up · Diamond Mine - DeclaredJun 8, 2023 · ~1:04:00Dumb and Dumber · 1994SeabassEpisode
They choose Seabass as the best horse name from the three options.
- DeclaredMay 23, 2023 · ~1:28:00The Last Days of Disco · 1998G&HEpisode
They toss out a few absurd options and land on G&H as the best racehorse name.
Runner-up · Lady and the Tramp - DeclaredMay 16, 2023 · ~1:20:00Trading Places · 1983Billy Ray ValentineEpisode
Billy Ray Valentine is chosen as the strongest racehorse-style name.
- DeclaredApr 11, 2023 · ~1:04:00Indecent Proposal · 1993Million Dollar ClubEpisode
They pick 'Million Dollar Club' as the best racehorse name, while noting a few other possibilities.
Runner-up · Indecent Proposal - Apparent consensusMar 21, 2023 · ~56:00Adventureland · 2009Laws of PerspectiveEpisode
They like "Laws of Perspective" best, with "Giant Ass Panda" and "Adventureland" also suggested.
Runner-up · Giant Ass Panda - Apparent consensusMar 14, 2023 · ~1:04:00Bad Boys · 1983smacksEpisode
They toy with a few horse names, but Bill seems happiest with Smacks as the best racehorse-style name.
Runner-up · viking-and-tweety - DeclaredFeb 7, 2023 · ~48:00The Vanishing · 1993The VanishingEpisode
They decide The Vanishing is the best racehorse-style name, with Infinity Bracelet as a backup option.
Runner-up · Infinity Bracelet - DeclaredJan 31, 2023 · ~56:00Deliverance · 1972DeliveranceEpisode
The title Deliverance is judged the best horse-name option.
Runner-up · Squeal Like a Pig - Apparent consensusDec 27, 2022 · ~1:04:00Mission: Impossible - Fallout · 2018The SyndicateEpisode
They toss out a few names and seem most amused by The Syndicate.
Runner-up · Apostle - DeclaredDec 20, 2022 · ~1:12:00I Am Legend · 2007dark seekerEpisode
They joke that Dark Seeker would be the strongest horse name, with I Am Legend also floated.
Runner-up · i am legend - DeclaredDec 6, 2022 · ~1:04:00Man On Fire · 2004Horse on FireEpisode
They decided Horse on Fire would be the best racehorse name, with Creasy also mentioned as a workable option.
Runner-up · Creasy - Apparent consensusNov 22, 2022 · ~1:20:00Body Heat · 1981Wind ChimeEpisode
They toss out several names, with Wind Chime emerging as the favorite.
Runner-up · Maddie Walker - DeclaredNov 8, 2022 · ~1:52:00Cruising · 1980Party SizeEpisode
They favor Party Size as the best racehorse-style name, with Hips or Lips also named.
Runner-up · Hips or Lips - Apparent consensusOct 25, 2022 · ~1:20:00The Edge · 1997Bart the BearEpisode
They say Bart the Bear would be the best horse name, with The Edge as another decent option.
Runner-up · The Edge - Apparent consensusOct 18, 2022 · ~1:28:00Pineapple Express · 2008Pineapple ExpressEpisode
They like Pineapple Express as the cleanest racehorse name, while also tossing out a few quote-based alternatives.
Runner-up · I'm Done with the Woods - Apparent consensusOct 11, 2022 · ~1:28:00Glengarry Glen Ross · 1992Mitch and MurrayEpisode
They land on Mitch and Murray as the funniest possible racehorse name, while noting AIDA as another option.
Runner-up · AIDA - Apparent consensusSep 6, 2022 · ~1:28:00Saving Private Ryan · 1998Alice in the barnEpisode
Of the name-style choices, they seem to favor 'Alice in the barn' as the funniest racehorse name.
Runner-up · Omaha Beach - Apparent consensusAug 15, 2022 · ~1:28:00Grease · 1978Hopelessly DevotedEpisode
They toss out several horse names, with 'Hopelessly Devoted' and 'Pink Lady' emerging as the best-sounding options.
Runner-up · Pink Lady - Apparent consensusAug 4, 2022 · ~56:00Can't Buy Me Love · 1987Slow clapEpisode
They tossed out a couple of possible horse names and leaned toward 'Slow clap.'
Runner-up · Tuxedo of Tucson - DeclaredAug 1, 2022 · ~1:44:00Unforgiven · 1992English BobEpisode
English Bob is the funniest and strongest racehorse-name style choice they discuss.
Runner-up · Strawberry Alice - DeclaredJul 26, 2022 · ~1:32:00There Will Be Blood · 2007The Third RevelationEpisode
After tossing out several options, they settle on The Third Revelation as the best racehorse name.
Runner-up · Get Out Ghost - DeclaredJul 19, 2022 · ~1:28:00Above The Rim · 1994Toy CopEpisode
Among the movie's strange names, Toy Cop is the one they like most as a racehorse name.
Runner-up · Nutso - DeclaredJul 12, 2022 · ~1:28:00Top Gun: Maverick · 2022G-LockEpisode
Among the racehorse-style names they listed, G-Lock was the clear favorite.
- DeclaredJun 7, 2022 · ~1:04:00Knocked Up · 2007Flesh of the StarsEpisode
They favor Flesh of the Stars as the funniest horse name from the list.
Runner-up · Drinking Bone - DeclaredJun 2, 2022 · ~1:04:00Cop Land · 1997SuperboyEpisode
Superboy is the obvious choice for the best racehorse name.