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Van jokingly proposed "Shut the Hell Up, Nick," but they did not seriously settle on a replacement title.

They prefer the simpler Rambo 2 title over the official longer title.

They favor the existing title over the reported alternatives High, Wide, and Handsome and Red, White, and Racing.

The room agrees that Aliens is the best title and no alternative tops it.

They conclude the existing title works best and should not be changed.

They conclude the released title works better than the original theatrical title suggestion.

They suggest alternative titles, but nobody fully lands on one as the answer.

They brainstorm subtitle-style alternatives but do not settle on a single replacement title.

They try out alternate titles but mostly agree Obsession is the right fit.

They reject the working title and agree Hitch is the perfect title.

The group mostly agrees an Irish-themed alternate title would have been better, with Irish Goodbye the favorite.

They agree that Joint Custody would have been a stronger title than Domestic Disturbance.

The hosts agree the movie’s title is bad, with The Wingman and How to Pick Up Women proposed as better options.

They dislike both the old working title Apex and the final title F1 without finding a clear alternative they prefer.

They reject the original proposed title and conclude Out for Justice fits the required Seagal naming pattern.

They question the title Days of Thunder and float alternatives like Daytona and Dropping the Hammer without settling on one.

They agreed the movie already has a strong title and did not think a different one would be better.

They joke that a title focused on the parents' negligence would fit the movie better.

They toss out several alternatives, but no single replacement title gets formal agreement.

They suggest The Beast as a possible better title, though they note it would change the tone.

They agree the released title works better than the original working title, The Blair Witch Tapes.

They concluded that the straightforward star-name title was better than the production title Scorn.

Love Brokers and Stiffs were the two alternate titles they thought fit best.

They treat the title as untouchable and do not offer an alternative winner.

They agree 'Stocking Irish' is a strong alternate title, with 'Take Us Out' also floated.

They unanimously said there was no better title than Pulp Fiction.

They floated 'Men of Power' as a strong alternate title.

They float a few alternatives, but 'Cocka Storm' is the one that gets the clearest support.

They concluded that Naked Gun is a great title and couldn't improve on it.

They agree the title is perfect and do not offer a better alternative.

They conclude that Breaking Away is a stronger title than the original Cutters because it better signals sports and personal escape.

They think the abandoned working title is funnier and more accurate than the released title.

They agree the title The Running Man works as well as it could.

They concluded Hardcore is the better title, though The Pilgrim was discussed as the production title.

They reject the idea that the film needs a different title, leaning on the historical reference already in use.

Craig’s suggestion 'Act of God' is treated as the best alternate title.

The group likes keeping National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, even if the shorthand Christmas Vacation is what people actually use.

They briefly propose Lonely Hearts as a stronger title than Sea of Love.

They conclude the title is already pretty good and likely served to distinguish the film from other Robin Hood projects.

They briefly propose alternate titles and land on "Consume" as a plausible better title.

Bill throws out a joking alternate title, and no one offers a stronger competing title.

They agree Cyber would have communicated the movie's premise better, while Ghost Man is tossed out as another possibility.

They agree the title already works and do not land on a better alternative.

They land on Butcher Boy as the title they like best for the movie.

They agree Blood Diamond is the right title because it already became the term most people associate with the issue.

They do not come up with a better title and leave the category unanswered.

They conclude Trading Places is the right title and reject the alternate title idea.

They argue there was no better title than Burnt for this kind of food movie.

They briefly float Caravan and Drummed Out but settle on Whiplash as the stronger title.

They conclude the released title is better than the alternate options discussed.

They conclude the literal title Cliffhanger is already perfect.

They prefer Light Up the Darkness over the actual title, with Dark Seekers also getting mentioned as an option.

They decided the existing title is so strong that it may already be the best possible title.

They agree the title Planes, Trains and Automobiles is already the best possible title.

The hosts explicitly agree that Body Heat is the right title.

They agree that Cruising is the right title and can't think of a better one.

The hosts treat American Gigolo as the right title and do not support a better alternative.

They reject most of the brainstormed titles and say Deadfall could have worked well.

The hosts reject alternative titles and agree Pineapple Express is the perfect name.

Both hosts say the title is perfect and reject any alternative ordering or rewrite.

They concluded that School Ties is the best title, with Honor Code and Star of David rejected as alternatives.

They agree that Unforgiven is the perfect title and better than any alternates they imagine.

The hosts reject alternatives and say the original title is too strong to beat.

They agree that Project X is still the best title despite discussing other workable options.

They decide Hard to Kill is the better title, even though Seven Year Storm sounds cooler in some ways.

They agree that Knocked Up is the perfect title and should not be changed.