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The hosts complain that Bernstein’s score feels mismatched to the film’s tone.

In the unwatchables discussion, they treat Gigli as the obvious low point and Catwoman as another major stinker.

They briefly consider a counterpart to Apex Mountain for a career low point, but do not settle on it.

They discuss how narration can help or hurt movies, but they never turn it into a scored category or pick a winner.

The hosts introduce the new Rick Dalton award for the Hill scene and treat both Michelle Williams and Casey Affleck as deserving the distinction.

They compare famous movie apartments and settle on Ghost as the benchmark, while noting this film's apartment as a strong contender.

Bill says the Newt Rockne speech is overrated and picks a different football-movie speech as better.

They joke about the absurd Oscar count for Kirk Lazarus and also note that Four Leaf probably should have died.

They settle on it as the Coens' timeless masterpiece with multiple great stretches.

They converge on a Proof of Life Caruso spinoff as the strongest character worth building a whole movie around.

They call it a perfect movie-star hang and a great rewatch despite its placement on the list.

The hosts use this custom award for the moment the movie suddenly kicks up a notch after Loomis' line.

They call it a highly rewatchable comedy with a crucial Luke Wilson performance.

They describe a month of older broadcast-era movies, but no single winner is chosen.

They close the awards by naming Jeff Bridges the movie’s final winner.

In the organ-donation riff, Quint is the clearest no while Chuck Noland becomes the unexpectedly clean yes.

They discussed the Oscar nominees and landed on the White Nights song category, even while mocking the winner a bit.

They settle on the Anchorman flute scene as the clearest example of a moment to leave and come back without missing much.

They fold Bill Paxton’s Hudson into the broader Paxton conversation and treat that as the standout role.

They briefly agree the movie qualifies as a Philly classic.

They agree the airplane eclair is the standout food-and-drink moment.

They flag Ines's unexplained wealth and the social-media crowd size as the main nitpicks.

They agree the dog-and-shovel symbol is the movie’s biggest nits-level stretch and should have been toned down.

They raise small realism complaints about the packy store hours, the missing bees game scene, and some geography details without a final pick.

They toss out several continuity and logic questions about the romance, the killer, and the Yankees setup without settling on a single answer.

They nitpick that a Chicago-set teen movie from 1985 should have been packed with Bears references and more plausible bathroom behavior.

They mostly complain that Amanda feels underwritten and that the party logistics are implausible.

They trade several nitpicks about the dead Molina dummy, Indy surviving punishment, the snake pit, and other logic gaps without choosing one winner.

They zero in on the coin-toss mechanics, missing team-name details, and scoreboard inconsistencies as the main nitpicks.

They trade several plot and logic nitpicks, but do not settle on one clear winner for the nitpick category.

The weed brownie gag is chosen as the film's best food-and-drink use.

They flag several plausibility problems, led by the idea that Guido could not realistically catch Joel’s Porsche.

They agree the old Pizza Hut era looked especially appealing in the movie.

They compare this movie's razor work to other famous blade scenes without settling on a single clear winner.

They treat Perrier as the product most tied to the movie’s post-Cold War branding and placement vibe.

Craig argues the movie looks better than modern CGI-heavy films because it relies on practical effects and real texture.

The hosts treat this as a recurring substitution category idea, but they do not settle on a winner in the transcript window.

They treat it as a much better Russell Crowe thriller than its reputation suggests.

They discuss Tarantino-style family connections between cast members, but it remains only a proposed idea.

This is a batch of multiple mini-awards rather than a single winner category.

They nominate several lines, but the Markinson line is singled out as the favorite.

In a long quote rundown, 'This is my masterpiece' emerges as the closing standout line while several other big lines are highlighted.

Van Stretch is the name they settle on as the strongest race-horse-style pick.

They treat 'Pralines and Dick' as the strongest name and cite several other contenders from the movie's catchphrases.

They threw out several quotable names, with Holiest of Holies sounding like the best standalone band or team name.

They land on Japanese Inspection as the best made-up band name and toss out a few other usable options.

They offered Blaze Land USA as the best name and Billy’s Blazes as another option.

They pick Biffco as the best name in the category.