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THE REWATCHABLES · May 31, 2022

The New Categories Selection Show

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FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

A listener-driven brainstorming episode where the hosts sort through hundreds of suggested Rewatchables categories, debate which ones should be added, and refine the show’s future award structure.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01The episode is built around audience participation and the hosts’ internal process for evolving the show. Opening minutes
  2. 02The hosts generate many new recurring bits and awards that can be used in future Rewatchables episodes. Opening minutes
  3. 03The conversation is highly improvisational and riff-heavy, making the episode itself feel like a live brainstorming session. About 8 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. minorSome suggested categories are judged too broad, redundant, or hard to use every episode. Opening minutes
  2. minorA few proposed awards are vetoed because they feel too obscure or awkward to brand. About 8 min

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

positive

Opening category brainstorm

The hosts begin by reading a large batch of listener ideas and testing which ones should become permanent awards.

Opening minutes
Favorite

The Next Day discussion

The hosts especially like the idea of asking what happens the day after the movie ends.

Opening minutes
Favorite

Best needle drop debate

The group naturally argues about which songs deserve credit for iconic movie moments.

About 32 min
Favorite

Food and location awards

They endorse awards for the most appetizing food and the most scene-stealing setting.

About 48 min
Favorite

Hall of Fame hat explanation

Bill and Sean land on the idea that some performances define an artist’s legacy more than others.

About 48 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed About 8 min

Whether to keep or drop the 'Who lost the movie?' idea

Bill Simmons

Leaning no because losses can be small and the category overlaps with other awards.

Sean Fennessey

Thinks it has some value in context, but agrees it is less substantive than a 'who won the movie' category.

They agreed About 32 min

Whether 'P-break' should be a formal category

Bill Simmons

Likes the concept of knowing where it is safe to step away during a rewatch.

Chris Ryan

Supports the idea using examples like Anchorman's flute scene.

Sean Fennessey

Supports it as an occasional utility category.

They agreed About 8 min

How to brand the 'best quote' category

Bill Simmons

Wants to bring it back, perhaps under a new name or merged with other quote-related categories.

Sean Fennessey

Explains the category disappeared after overuse and excessive quoting on earlier shows.

Chris Ryan

Implicitly agrees it should return as a streamlined category.

6 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
7 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Keeping the podcast category system fresh

Bill argues the show needs to keep evolving and keep listeners on their toes.

Opening minutes
Chris RyanLoved it

Wayne Jenkins

Chris repeatedly treats Wayne Jenkins as a universally useful movie addition.

About 24 min
Sean FennesseyLoved it

The next-day category

Sean strongly backs the idea of riffing on what happens immediately after a movie ends.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Best needle drop

Bill is strongly persuaded by the idea of awarding the best needle drop in a movie.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Hall of Fame hat

Bill likes the notion of identifying the one film an artist will always be known for.

About 48 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Best food/drink on screen

Bill commits to adding a food award and a location-stealing award.

About 48 min
Chris RyanLoved it

Close-proximity witness moments

Chris likes the idea of being close to a memorable movie event, but safely outside danger.

Opening minutes
3 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Category design

The core topic is how to revise and expand the podcast’s recurring award system.

Opening minutes

Running jokes and personalization

The hosts keep turning category ideas into jokes about one another, especially basketball metaphors and celebrity impressions.

About 8 min

Audience feedback

Listener emails are treated as a creative source pool rather than just feedback.

Opening minutes
17 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

Listener suggestions were reportedly coming in from all over, including Australia.

About 8 min

Production note

Bill says the show's 250-episode milestone prompted the category refresh.

Opening minutes

Production note

The hosts want some categories to be conditional rather than used every episode.

Opening minutes

Production note

A 'one Oscar' category would ask which single Oscar an over-recognized movie deserves.

About 56 min

Production note

The 'Hall of Fame hat' idea is modeled on baseball players choosing the hat on their plaque.

About 48 min

Heat

Used repeatedly as the canonical example for 'The Next Day' and other categories.

Opening minutes

E.T.

Serves as a major example for many proposed awards, including the one Oscar and the next-day category.

Opening minutes

A Few Good Men

Referenced for 'first to die,' best quote, and other category examples.

Opening minutes

Goodfellas

Used for best quote, Hall of Fame hat, and Ray Liotta discussion.

About 16 min

The Departed

Used as a quote-rich movie in the 'book about metals' discussion.

About 8 min

Pulp Fiction

Referenced for the diner scene, bad hang/weak-link discussion, and multiple categories.

Opening minutes

The Godfather Part III

Mentioned in the context of unforgettable line rewatches.

About 8 min

Boogie Nights

Mentioned as an example for a memorable camera shot and a possible pet award.

About 24 min

Anchorman

Used as the example for the optimal P-break during the flute scene.

About 32 min

Forrest Gump

Used for the ping-pong scene and a life lesson example.

About 32 min

The Fugitive

Referenced for the doctor-body category and Richard Kimball's physique.

About 56 min

Titanic

Used for recasting, Hall of Fame hat, and the 'dick of destiny' email example.

About 16 min
9 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Wayne Jenkins in every movie

Chris keeps imagining Wayne Jenkins dropping into different films as the ultimate scene-enhancer.

About 24 min

Heat culture / next man up

Bill uses basketball language to describe rotating in and out new categories like roster pieces.

Opening minutes

Sean as the anti-pause-button realist

The hosts joke as if viewers lack pause buttons and must identify natural break points in movies.

About 32 min

Producer Craig fandom

Listeners, especially 'Mr. K,' are portrayed as valuing Producer Craig’s suggestion-making.

About 32 min

Bill Simmons

“you gotta keep it fresh”
Opening minutes

Sean Fennessey

“The next day works in a lot of different ways”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“This is a tasty burger”
About 48 min

Bill Simmons

“Great job Gordon”
About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“I think we should add both of these”
About 48 min

ON THE MIC

3 voices on this episode

Bill Simmons headshotBill SimmonsThe Rewatchables
Chris Ryan headshotChris RyanThe Rewatchables
Sean Fennessey headshotSean FennesseyThe Rewatchables

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