THE CATEGORY
CABINET

They compared who would best narrate the movie in commentary form, but never settled on a single winner.

They briefly debate naming a low-impact category after Tony Snell, but decide it is too obscure.

They differ slightly on exact placement but agree Alien belongs in their all-time favorites list.

After a top-five list, they conclude Borat's hotel nude fight is the funniest male-nudity gag in a comedy.

They pick this film as the best truth-serum movie while joking about the device itself.

They mention it as a loose theme for underappreciated movies, but it stays hypothetical.

They discuss the random topless shot but cannot identify the actress with confidence.

Craig's flex centers on the absurd ambulance loading moment and the paramedic telling Laurie to take a big step despite her injury.

They debate movies that are flawed but still compulsively watchable, but do not choose one as the best example.

Van inducts the sheriff’s daughter into the Naughty White Girl Hall of Fame and the room agrees.

Catherine wins the 'was this character actually good at her job?' category despite her messy, reckless murders.

The room concludes Wordman is not especially convincing as a great working musician, despite his song-writing role.

They settle on Joe Don Baker's PI character as not especially good at his job.

They question whether bringing Mahoney’s traumatized former agent back onto the protective detail made any sense.

They mostly focus on Raymond as a shaky internal affairs cop, while briefly entertaining that his wife may actually be competent at her job.

Shaughnessy is the clear choice for a powerful character whose competence they openly question.

They debate Claire, Michael, and Solomon-adjacent concerns, but never pick one clear winner.

They extend the firing joke into a broader critique that the Death Star may simply be a terrible use of Imperial resources.

The beach scene was treated as the biggest overacting heat check in the movie.

They joked that Bear Claw's speech about women sounded more like a virgin than a gay read, but never settled it cleanly.

They speculated about steroid-era enhancement but did not settle on a firm answer.

They expand the job-performance idea by focusing on characters whose one specialized role is surprisingly weak or questionable.

In the flex-casting game, they mostly focus on Wayne Jenkins as a hilarious Ochoa replacement, with a couple of other off-the-wall suggestions.

The hosts agree this is a safe-scary movie you can comfortably watch with kids or a girlfriend's family-adjacent hang.

Craig proposes a Stephen A. Smith-style version of Rob’s confrontation with Ian/Ray as the best over-the-top bit.

Craig's flex category goes to Berenger's bizarre hair-pulling during sex, which the hosts treat as awkward rather than seductive.

For the hotel/location award, they give the edge to In the Line of Fire over this movie.

The hosts like the idea as a tweak-based recasting or editing prompt but do not settle on a winner because it is only a proposed category.

Bill and Chris invent a new Lisa Bonet character who would pull Axel into a longer side plot before being killed off by the villains.

They settle on the early-1980s Philadelphia setting and details as the film’s best-dated elements.

They close by stating the movie's lesson as a blunt endorsement of confidence over modesty.

Chris’s flex is that he had his own pack ready for the smoking-at-the-well scene.

They wondered aloud what Payman would do the next day, but did not settle on a single answer.

They imagine Alison and Ben splitting up, with Ben staying in Los Angeles and Allison doing something else entirely.

They argue modern phones would destroy the central misunderstandings and prevent the movie from working.

They pause to define haggis and joke that it sounds disgusting and unlikely to be a daily order item.

They settle on the movie's real estate and tenant-law mechanics as the most valuable thing it teaches.

The hosts settled on the old-school overture and intermission structure as the most 1972 thing.

They agree the most 1978 detail is kids being allowed to hang out in bars and openly smoke and drink.

They settle on the film's early-2000s fear of surveillance and control as the clearest period-specific marker.

They single out Lance Armstrong's heroic image as the most time-stamped 2004 element.

They treat the Pamela Anderson tape and the pre-smartphone, mid-2000s celebrity context as the clearest time-capsule detail, with the iPod mini gag as a close runner-up.

They speculate the film could rack up several nominations, but the exact haul remains unsettled.

They discuss how different movies land best at different ages, but do not choose one definitive age winner.

They discussed expanding the category to include Big Nick in future but did not settle on a movie where he makes things worse.

They jokingly award Tom Arnold a supporting-actor Oscar for his performance.

Cameron and the hosts agree Hoffman would have been Lester Bangs in Almost Famous, connecting back to the discussion of performance.

They mostly brainstorm possibilities, landing only loosely on Deputy Hendricks or one of the teen roles for a young PSH.