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    Sinners · 2025when Remick drops in and takes out the two vampires

    They explicitly single out Remick's entrance as the point where the movie noticeably levels up.

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    What Lies Beneath · 2000steven spielberg

    They choose Spielberg as the better fit for the material, even while acknowledging Scorsese could make a version too.

    Runner-up · martin scorsese
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    Bill’s 50 Most Rewatchable Movies of the 21st CenturySpotlight

    Bill says he keeps rewatching this tough procedural for the puzzle-solving journalism.

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    The Bad News Bears · 1976No clear winner recorded

    They trade a bunch of production and trivia facts without landing on a single winner.

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    Alien · 1979Apocalypse Now-style river/Conrad influences

    They briefly note the Conrad/Apocalypse Now influence as a recurring reference worth calling out.

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    Bill’s 50 Most Rewatchable Movies of the 21st CenturyStep Brothers

    Bill treats it as a family staple and one of the funniest movies of its era.

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    Whiplash · 2014Whiplash is Chazelle's best movie

    They identify the best take as the argument that Whiplash remains Chazelle’s best film.

    Runner-up · none
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    Unforgiven · 1992Little Bill's sheriff philosophy is mostly defensible

    Bill argues that Little Bill’s anti-gun approach to policing the town had some logic even if it failed.

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    Deliverance · 1972Deliverance is wildly influential and ripped off

    Chris argues the movie quietly seeded a huge amount of later wilderness-horror DNA.

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    Boogie Nights (Part 1 and 2) · 1997No clear winner recorded

    They debated whether Dirk’s anatomy should have been bigger or thicker, but did not land on a truly settled verdict beyond the general joke.

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    Out for Justice · 1991the alleged Gene LeBell choke-out story

    The hosts treat the alleged on-set choke-out and defecation story as the wildest anecdote tied to the film’s production.

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    Alive · 1993No clear winner recorded

    They trade multiple hot takes without settling on a single clear winner.

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    Halloween II · 1981the hot tub intimacy scene

    They apply this to the awkward hot tub sex scene and the apparent lack of a proper intimacy setup.

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    Weird Science · 1985Robert Downey Jr. and Robert Rusler jokingly defecating in a cast trailer

    They cite Downey’s Howard Stern story that he and his scene partner actually dumped in a female cast member’s trailer, though not LeBrock’s.

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    About Last Night · 1986Rob Lowe tore his ACL during a sex scene

    The behind-the-scenes story that Rob Lowe injured his ACL during filming is treated as the wildest shoot anecdote.

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    Dodgeball · 2004The film's parade of cameos and guest turns

    They marvel at how many major names the movie packed into a low-budget comedy.

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    Bill’s 50 Most Rewatchable Movies of the 21st CenturySuperbad

    They praise its huge ensemble comedy energy before moving to a close call with The Hangover.

    Runner-up · The Hangover
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    Furious 7 · 2015Elena's pregnancy/continuity math and the Shaw plot continuity

    They spend this segment on continuity complaints, especially the timeline around Elena and the franchise's handling of Shaw.

    Runner-up · The LA action-ending setup
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    Bill’s 50 Most Rewatchable Movies of the 21st CenturyTaken

    They call it the perfect 90-minute Liam Neeson action movie.

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    Single White Female · 1992Jennifer Jason Leigh as Hedy

    They joke that Leigh's performance is so definitive that it permanently colors how they see her in other roles.

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    A CR Month Mailbag!Ted Levine as Buffalo Bill

    They agree the category is for roles so iconic the actor becomes hard to separate from the character, with Buffalo Bill and Wayne Grove as examples.

    Runner-up · Wayne Grove
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    Jaws 2 · 1978Jaws 2 making-of docs

    The group agrees that the behind-the-scenes material for Jaws 2 is itself entertainingly bad and absurd.

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    This Is The End · 2013Channing Tatum

    The discussion points to Channing Tatum’s gimp cameo as the clearest example of textbook twadage.

    Runner-up · the Franco/McBride/Jonah escalation
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    Road House · 1989the line 'I used to fuck guys like you in prison'

    They turn the infamous line into its own memory-hole style award and clearly center on that quote.

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    Tin Cup · 1996Roy and Molly

    They identify the trailer/apology beat as the moment you know Roy and Molly are going to hook up.

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    Cop Land · 1997"I'm John McEnroe."

    They decide the McEnroe line is the quote that has grown the most over time.

    Runner-up · "I was putting out Ray's fires when you were sucking on your mother's titties."
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    Top Gun: Maverick · 2022Hondo

    Hondo was the clear choice because the hosts loved how he pauses and leans into the emotional beat before the mission.

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    Working Girl · 1988Catherine Parker's office

    They prefer Catherine Parker’s corner office with the harbor and Statue of Liberty view over the townhouse.

    Runner-up · the townhouse
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    Can't Hardly Wait · 1998the party house

    They pick the Altadena party house as the coolest piece of real estate in the movie.

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    Pineapple Express · 2008The Amber Heard / Angie storyline

    The high-school romance thread is singled out as the part that could be cut, alongside some jokes that have not aged well.

    Runner-up · The “Asians” drug-dealer references
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    This Is The End · 2013the apocalypse

    The obvious answer is the apocalypse itself as the thing that happened the next day.

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    Forrest Gump (Live from D.C.) · 1994Forrest Jr. creates Facebook

    They joke that Forrest Jr. ends up creating Facebook, while Lieutenant Dan’s future as a hedge-fund guy is the alternate pick.

    Runner-up · Lieutenant Dan opens a hedge fund
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    Jerry Maguire · 1996Jerry and Dorothy have a kid and later divorce after about seven years

    They imagine Jerry and Dorothy having one child before divorcing, while Rod's career and celebrity continue beyond the movie.

    Runner-up · Rod Tidwell finishes out his contract and becomes a celebrity
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    So I Married An Axe Murderer · 1993the marriage gets annulled

    They assume the marriage is annulled almost immediately after the honeymoon revelations.

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    Pineapple Express · 2008No clear winner recorded

    They speculate about the characters’ immediate aftermath, including Red’s fate and the likelihood of police trouble.

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    The New Categories Selection ShowNo clear winner recorded

    They frame it as a sequel-oriented 'what happens next' question, but they do not choose a winner here.

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    Top Gun: Maverick · 2022Maverick’s credit card getting declined again

    They chose the imagined fallout of Maverick’s finances as the funniest ‘next day’ consequence.

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    Misery · 1990No clear winner recorded

    They speculate about how Paul gets out, how the cops respond, and what his first post-rescue media run looks like, but never settle on one answer.

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    A Time To Kill · 1996Jake and Carl never really see each other again

    They conclude the relationship basically ends after the barbecue and the case is over.

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    The Purge · 2013clean-up for the next couple of days

    They say the obvious next-day consequence is massive clean-up and recovery after the purge.

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    Dumb and Dumber · 1994the hitchhiking return trip / male-athlete bus

    They answer by imagining the next-day hitchhike home ending with another bus full of male athletes.

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    Alive · 1993showering and breakfast after rescue

    They imagine a recovery day centered on showering, brushing teeth, and eating breakfast.

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    Risky Business · 1983No clear winner recorded

    They spin out hypothetical futures for the characters rather than landing on a single clear answer.

    Runner-up · Lana’s darker future with Don Simpson
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    Toy Soldiers · 1991everyone gets a 4.0 / Billy stays at the school

    They predict the campus settles back down, with Billy presumably making it through the rest of the year.

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    A Bronx Tale · 2003C and Jane probably break up

    They infer that the relationship with Jane likely ends after Sonny’s death and the neighborhood fallout.

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    Terminator 2 · 1991Robert Patrick

    They say Robert Patrick owns the category, though Joe Morton is raised as the fallback if Patrick is deemed ineligible.

    Runner-up · Joe Morton
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    The Game · 1997Daniel Schorr

    After some debate over Sean Penn's eligibility, they give the award to Daniel Schorr for his memorable newscaster turn.

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    Wayne's World · 1992Bohemian Rhapsody / the cop stop

    They identify the Bohemian Rhapsody-to-cop-stop stretch as the moment the movie kicks into a higher gear.

    Runner-up · the nightclub run of scenes
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