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THE REWATCHABLES · November 17, 2025

Weird Science

A 1985 comedy / sci-fi movie directed by John Hughes—and decision no. 82 in the Hanks–Cruise tape.

ComedySci-fi1980sDirected by John Hughes
Weird Science1985MOVIE
Podcast episode#421No. 432 overall
Movie year19851980s release
Tomatometer60%No. 92 of 128 tracked
Metacritic46View score
Roger Ebert3/4Original star rating
State of the raceHanks led by 241–39 · 2 ties

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

A highly enthusiastic reappraisal of Weird Science as a bonkers, very 1980s teen fantasy that still plays as a quotable, fast-moving, uniquely weird John Hughes movie. The hosts mostly celebrate its energy, side characters, and cultural influence, while noting that much of its sexual politics and some scenes feel deeply off by modern standards.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01Bill Paxton’s Chet is treated as the movie’s funniest engine, with nearly every scene he’s in becoming a quote factory. About 8 min
  2. 02The movie is extremely quotable and generated long-running jokes among the hosts and their friends. About 8 min
  3. 03The mall, party, and cleanup set pieces provide classic 80s spectacle and momentum. About 8 min
  4. 04The movie’s special effects and computer-girl creation sequence are remembered as a huge 1985 audience wow moment. About 8 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateThe movie’s premise is wildly unrealistic in a way that still feels odd, especially Lisa’s role as a sex robot who becomes a morality tutor. About 8 min
  2. majorSome scenes have aged badly, including the sexualized treatment of a 15-year-old character and the broader gender dynamics. About 16 min
  3. minorThe Road Warrior-style biker sequence and some genre references may be confusing without older-film context. About 16 min · medium confidence

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

positive

Gym-opening and title-song intro

The opening gym imagery and theme song set the 80s tone immediately.

About 24 min
Favorite

Computer creation of Lisa

Wyatt and Gary feed the computer images and Lisa materializes in a very memorable special-effects sequence.

About 8 min
Favorite

Chet tries to make drunk Gary throw up

Bill Paxton’s full-bore antagonist performance becomes a centerpiece of the film’s comedy.

About 8 min
positive

Mall spill with the red icy

The villains’ drink spill and mall chaos are treated as classic 80s set-piece fun.

About 8 min
positive

Lisa meets Gary’s parents

The scene is packed with surreal jokes, including the father’s memory erasure and Lisa’s British slang.

About 8 min
mixed

Second creation attempt / party chaos

Popularity and chaos cause the boys to make another woman and then lose control of the night.

About 8 min
positive

Ending goodbye and Chet’s transformation

The sentimental ending lands, and Chet being turned into a toad is treated as satisfying.

About 8 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed Opening minutes

Is the movie better in 1985 or 2025?

Bill Simmons

It made more sense in 1985, but still works as a weird, fun watch now.

Kyle Brandt

It was perfect for 1985 and now feels like a strange but enduring artifact.

They agreed About 8 min

Did Weird Science anticipate modern AI assistants and male-loneliness tech fantasies?

Bill Simmons

Yes, in spirit it foreshadows Alexa/Siri and later relationship-with-tech stories.

Kyle Brandt

Yes, and it fits a wider cultural arc from the 80s to Her and modern loneliness.

They agreed About 16 min

Could Anthony Michael Hall have been a bigger star if cast choices had gone differently?

Bill Simmons

Yes; Ferris Bueller and Full Metal Jacket could have changed his career substantially.

Kyle Brandt

Yes; his range and presence suggest he had bigger-star potential.

They partly agreed About 8 min

Is Lisa a good fantasy character or a frustratingly moralizing one?

Kyle Brandt

She should have been a hotter, more physically available fantasy payoff.

Bill Simmons

She is charming and the movie’s best asset, but the logic is still very odd.

11 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableJohn HughesBill Simmons: Praised as an extraordinarily prolific creative force who made the movie and tied together a larger Hughes universe. About 16 min favorableAnthony Michael HallBill Simmons: Seen as the movie’s key Hughes-proxy and the actor who could have become a much bigger star. About 16 min very favorableKelly LeBrockBill Simmons: Called the movie’s greatest asset, very charismatic, and excellent in the role. Opening minutes very favorableBill PaxtonKyle Brandt: Celebrated as the movie’s funniest force via Chet, one of the hosts’ favorite parts of the film. About 8 min favorableRobert Downey Jr.Bill Simmons: Highlighted as a fun young presence in a weird supporting role and as someone who pops in retrospect. Opening minutes neutralRoger EbertBill Simmons: His review is quoted for the idea that the film blends male fantasy with Frankenstein myth. About 24 min
neutralSheila BensonBill Simmons: Her Los Angeles Times review is cited as evidence the movie was originally seen as limited to teen boys. Opening minutes
criticalSteven SeagalBill Simmons: Discussed through LeBrock’s marriage to him and as the butt of a joke about bad taste and personality. About 16 min
neutralRobert RusslerBill Simmons: Mentioned as Downey’s villain buddy in the trailer-shitting anecdote. About 40 min · medium confidence
favorableOingo BoingoKyle Brandt: Their title song is praised as one of the defining 80s movie songs, even if the band leader later disavowed it. About 48 min
neutralDanny ElfmanBill Simmons: Mentioned as the Oingo Boingo leader who later distanced himself from the song. About 48 min · medium confidence
8 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLiked it

Weird Science as a 1985 teen-movie artifact

He thinks the movie is nuts in 2025 but still a very fun watch that makes sense in its original era.

Opening minutes
Kyle BrandtLiked it

The film’s 1980s fantasy logic

He argues the movie belongs in a run of strange 1985 teen films that all got progressively weirder.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLiked it

Anthony Michael Hall as Hughes’s proxy

He sees Hall as the key Hughes figure and believes he should have been a much bigger star.

About 16 min
Kyle BrandtLoved it

Chet’s scenes

He says the movie is best when Chet is on screen and calls his scenes the movie’s most rewatchable stretch.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

The computer-girl creation sequence

He remembers the special effects as a huge theater moment in 1985 and still enjoys the sequence.

About 8 min
Kyle BrandtMixed

The film’s sexual premise

He likes the movie but thinks its central fantasy is both timeless and deeply strange by modern standards.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Kelly LeBrock

He calls her the film’s greatest asset and praises her as the triumphant center of the fantasy.

Opening minutes
Kyle BrandtLiked it

The film’s ending sentimentality

He likes that Hughes gives the movie a moral and emotional ending after all the absurdity.

About 8 min
4 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

80s teen-movie escalation

They frame Weird Science as part of a specific 1985 wave of teen movies getting stranger, hornier, and more fantastical.

Opening minutes

Male loneliness and fantasy fulfillment

The hosts connect the movie’s computer-made girlfriend premise to later internet-era and AI-era loneliness fantasies.

About 8 min

John Hughes universe continuity

The episode treats Weird Science as part of an interconnected Hughes canon with recurring jokes, locations, and character types.

About 16 min

Coming-of-age with a moral endgame

Despite the outrageous setup, they note Hughes still ends with lessons about self-worth and being liked for who you are.

About 8 min
22 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The film is based on a 1951 pre-Comics Code comic called Made of the Future by Al Feldstein.

About 24 min

Production note

The movie had a $7.5 million budget and made $38.9 million.

About 24 min

Production note

Kelly LeBrock’s jacket from the film later sold at a Beverly Hills pawn shop for $25,000.

About 56 min · medium confidence

Production note

Robert Downey Jr. later clarified on Howard Stern that the trailer prank was not done in LeBrock’s trailer.

About 40 min · medium confidence

Production note

The production was kept closed in part because the filmmakers wanted to keep the plot secret.

About 48 min · medium confidence

Production note

The end-credits song is Oingo Boingo’s 'Weird Science.'

About 48 min

Production note

A TV series version of Weird Science ran for 88 episodes.

About 40 min

WarGames

Used in a discussion of whether Gary and Wyatt qualify as early movie hackers.

About 8 min

Superbad

Cited as a modern descendant of Weird Science’s loser-boy/fantasy-girl structure and party rhythm.

About 8 min

Her

Used as a later version of the same male-tech-fantasy impulse.

About 8 min

The Breakfast Club

Used for Hughes continuity, Anthony Michael Hall’s typecasting, and shared school setting.

About 16 min

Sixteen Candles

Part of the Hughes run and Hall’s sequence of roles.

About 16 min

Ferris Bueller

Discussed as the role Hall should have taken to broaden his career.

About 16 min

Full Metal Jacket

Mentioned as the Kubrick role Hall nearly took, which might have transformed his career.

About 16 min

The Road Warrior

Referenced as the model for the biker-gang sequence near the end.

About 16 min

Beavis and Butt-Head

Referenced because the Weird Science song later appeared in a Beavis and Butt-Head bit.

About 48 min

Risky Business

Mentioned in the broader discussion of 80s houses and parents-away party movies.

About 32 min · medium confidence

Home Alone

Used in the discussion of Hughes, Illinois settings, and parent-away house energy.

About 32 min

Mannequin

Cited as another fantasy-woman 80s movie in the same lineage.

Opening minutes

Splash

Another example of the era’s beautiful-magical-woman trope.

Opening minutes

Can't Buy Me Love

Referenced as another 80s fake-girlfriend/romance-by-construction story.

Opening minutes

The Doors

Mentioned only as a reference point for a Wayne’s World sequel joke in a side tangent.

About 56 min · medium confidence
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Gary’s dad / 'Who’s Gary?'

The hosts keep quoting Gary’s dad and the deadpan memory-erasure gag.

About 8 min

Chet as ultimate bully name

They riff on Chet/Chad/Chaz as inherently obnoxious names.

About 40 min

Horny Hall of Fame

A running joke about the most sexually frustrated movie characters, including Weird Science leads.

About 8 min

Movie-swap speculation

They imagine alternate versions of the film with different directors and stars.

About 48 min

Kelly LeBrock/Steven Seagal relationship joke

The hosts repeatedly joke that her marriage to Seagal is shocking and somehow fits the movie’s weirdness.

About 16 min

Bill Simmons

“You're stewed, butwad.”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“Three scenes, you two donkey dicks”
About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“It's alive!”
About 48 min · medium confidence

Kyle Brandt

“Soiree what?”
About 8 min

Bill Simmons

“I think she sucks.”
About 56 min

MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT

Where to watch

UNITED STATES

Checking where Weird Science is available…

WHAT TO WATCH NEXT

Movies to watch before and after.

Three movies to watch before Weird Science, and three to watch next.

Finding six movies…Three to watch first and three to watch next.
Includes a Rewatchables episodePosters from TMDB.

ON THE MIC

2 voices made the call

Bill Simmons headshotBill Simmons125 tracked appearances · 56 H / 64 C / 5 ties
Kyle Brandt headshotKyle Brandt20 tracked appearances · 7 H / 13 C

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