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Chris Cooper wins again, this time for the standout testimony scene.

They highlight the weather-based origin of the phrase Pineapple Express and also mention the snicklefritz weed name backstory.

They floated several reunion concepts, but the discussion never settled on one clear answer.

This closing riff is mostly impression comedy, so it doesn’t produce a supportable single winner.

They endorse a straightforward best-character-name category while citing classic examples like Mitch McDeere and Kelly Leak.

Ali Boomaye is the clear favorite name, with Bundini mentioned as a secondary option.

When Harry Met Sally gets the edge among New Year's Eve romantic comedies.

They singled out O'Hara and Levy's long-running partnership as a major reason the movie works.

Jon Voight's entire look wins the hair-and-facial-hair category, though Noonan's wheelchair detail gets strong support.

They float a month devoted to Best Picture winners without settling on a specific title.

The group builds a star-heavy cameos lineup centered on Penny, Shaq, Allen Houston, Calbert Cheaney, and George Lynch.

They pick Joey Trotta as the strongest horse-name candidate, with Toy Soldier also mentioned.

Mallory’s pick for best racehorse name was Cocas’s sister.

They pick Henry’s 'never rat on your friends' line as the best yearbook quote candidate.

When they split up the supporting-player awards, they went with Norton as the best seventh-man type presence.

They clearly identify John Doolan as the best stack guy in the movie.

When they turn to best supporting, Bill Murray is the clearest choice, with Bacon mentioned as another standout.

Dave names Dustin Hoffman as the winner, while Bill makes a strong case for John Leguizamo.

Paul Avery is chosen as the best tang, while Zodiac himself is jokingly identified as the worst tang.

The best-thing pick leans toward Gosling's daughter and the worst-thing pick lands between Blueface and Chet, with Chet getting the clearest support.

They clearly pick the green apple as the movie's best food-and-drink detail.

They treat the cockroach scene here as the better and more effective version.

A reaction shot from Jack Ross is singled out as an especially strong face category pick.

They agree Friar Tuck’s mead is the best food-and-drink item in the movie.

The dinner sequence won for its comic use of the wine, peas, and table tension.

The beer reaction and the kitchen prep sequence are the main food-and-drink moments they praise, with the beer edging it out.

They focus on the tooth treatment and restaurant details, with the clove oil extract coming off as the clearest food/drink-related choice.

They choose the meal at the lodge as the best food-and-drink moment, with the local dinner scene also getting praise.

The uneaten diner cheeseburger gets the nod for best food-and-drink detail, with Mr. Softy discussed but not eligible because it never appears on screen.

The dead cat sandwich is the clear winner for the most memorable food-and-drink beat.

They settle on the moment when Hathaway breaks a wine bottle and immediately uses it as a weapon.

They agree the milk is the best use of food or drink in the movie.

They land on the burrito thrown at Fat Amy as the most notable food moment, even though they dislike what it signals in the scene.

They jokingly allow cigarettes and give the award to Mike finding the last loose cigarettes in his pack.

Simon’s restaurant stop is picked as the film’s best food-and-drink moment.

They give the insult award to the parking-garage attendant scene where Jerry unloads on the “clip-on tie” guy.

Flight surgeon horseshit is offered as a highly reusable phrase for bureaucratic nonsense.

The Star Trek guys’ 'carbon-based douchebag' line is picked as the best insult.

The hosts pick the behind-the-scenes Billy Jacoby anecdotes as the standout story from the film shoot.

They question whether Book is sufficiently careful or urgent about the danger to his family and colleagues.

Bill champions it as an incoherent failure that nevertheless rules for him.

The attempted call did not connect, so the bit produced no actual verdict.

The main movie-specific pick is Carl Weathers getting slicked up after working in the jungle, though they also mention Fast Five as a broader example.

They estimate the film’s body count at roughly a few hundred deaths.

When comparing body-swap movies, they point to Freaky Friday as the clearest reference point.

They explicitly award Julianne Moore for the movie's standout on-screen smoking and the way it enhances her character.

They concluded the movie is basically in a class of its own for borderline-prostitution rom-coms.

They decide the fake cat that tricks Jack is the best animal performance.