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THE REWATCHABLES · March 28, 2021

Commando

A 1985 action / thriller directed by Mark L. Lester, covered in the complete Rewatchables archive.

ActionThriller1980sDirected by Mark L. Lester
Overall episode#195Source sheet order
Movie year19851980s
Tomatometer70%Critics’ score
Metacritic51View score
Roger Ebert—No review recorded
DirectorMark L. LesterAction / Thriller

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The episode argues that Commando is pure, streamlined 1980s action candy: lean, violent, absurd, and often unintentionally hilarious. The hosts compare it to later action films like Taken, highlight Arnold Schwarzenegger's ascendance as a good-guy action star, and repeatedly praise its momentum, quotable lines, and rewatchability despite its thin character work.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01It is extremely lean and fast-moving, with almost no fat and constant action. Opening minutes
  2. 02Arnold's one-liners and deadpan delivery create constant comedy. About 8 min
  3. 03The set pieces are big, ridiculous, and highly replayable, especially the plane escape, mall fight, and garden shed climax. About 16 min
  4. 04Bill Duke's intimidating performance adds tension and makes the villain scenes memorable. About 24 min
  5. 05Radon Chong's performance gives the movie energy and charm beyond Arnold's presence. About 40 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateArnold's acting is crude and emotionally limited, especially in scenes requiring vulnerability or parental warmth. Opening minutes
  2. moderateThe father-daughter material is overly sentimental and feels awkwardly staged. About 1:20
  3. moderateDan Hedaya feels miscast as a South American dictator and comes off like he is in a different movie. About 56 min
  4. moderateThe movie's depiction of violence and gender/race dynamics includes dated, uncomfortable elements. About 56 min

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Opening kidnapping and garbage-truck attack

The movie opens with a surprise attack in the suburbs and immediately establishes the violence and pace.

Opening minutes
Favorite

Father-daughter montage and kidnapping

The wood-chopping and idyllic family montage leads into Jenny's kidnapping.

About 16 min
Favorite

Plane escape

Matrix kills the escort, slips into the cargo area, jumps from the plane, and survives absurdly.

About 24 min
Favorite

Mall fight and ceiling swing

Matrix fights a large security response in a mall, swings from the ceiling, and throws a phone booth.

About 32 min
Favorite

Hotel room brawl with Bill Duke

A close-range fight with lots of macho posturing, nudity, and terrible-looking combat.

About 32 min
Favorite

Ammo store / weapons haul

Matrix raids a weapons store, loads up a cart, and even grabs scuba flippers.

About 48 min
Favorite

Garden shed climax

The final battle turns into a saw-blade, axe, and machete massacre.

About 48 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed Opening minutes

Is Commando funnier than it is serious?

Kyle Brandt

It is essentially funny candy, with mostly unintentional comedy.

Bill Simmons

It mixes deliberate and accidental comedy, which makes it special.

Shea Serrano

It is hilarious almost the whole time because Arnold can't fully sell the emotion.

They agreed About 8 min

Does Commando set up Taken?

Shea Serrano

Taken is a better-acted, improved version of the same hostage-rescue idea.

Bill Simmons

The films are linked by the premise of rescuing a daughter, but Arnold can't do the same tension work.

They left it as a friendly argument About 16 min

Who should be on the Schwarzenegger vs. Stallone team?

Kyle Brandt

Commando made him Team Schwarzenegger early.

Shea Serrano

He has always been Team Stallone.

Bill Simmons

He likes both and resists picking sides.

They left it as a friendly argument About 56 min

Was Bennett secretly in love with Matrix?

Bill Simmons

The final fight feels sexually charged and almost romantic.

Kyle Brandt

The film's creative team clearly wanted Bennett to hate and love Matrix at the same time.

Shea Serrano

Bennett seems more like an awed admirer testing himself against Matrix.

17 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableArnold SchwarzeneggerBill Simmons: Praised as the movie's comic, iconic action lead despite limited acting range. Opening minutes very favorableBill DukeShea Serrano: Celebrated as a terrifying, scene-stealing villain and one of the movie's best elements. About 24 min
very favorableRadon ChongBill Simmons: Praised as charming, funny, and a strong counterweight to Arnold. About 40 min
neutralAlyssa MilanoBill Simmons: Mentioned as the child daughter figure in the film and as part of the family dynamic discussion. About 48 min
mixedVernon WellsKyle Brandt: Acknowledged as memorable but also mocked for his ridiculous appearance as Bennett. About 56 min
criticalDan HedayaBill Simmons: Criticized as a miscast dictator who seems out of place in the movie. About 56 min
neutralMark L. LesterBill Simmons: Mentioned as the director who made casting and editorial decisions, including the cut love scene. About 40 min
neutralJohn McTiernanBill Simmons: Mentioned as someone who passed on Commando and later directed Predator. About 56 min favorableLiam NeesonShea Serrano: Used as the comparison point for the stronger, more emotionally capable lead in Taken. About 8 min favorableDenzel WashingtonBill Simmons: Referenced positively through The Equalizer hardware-store climax as a later descendant of Commando-style action. About 48 min favorableBill PaxtonBill Simmons: Mentioned as a likely addition to the movie in a minor role because of his chemistry with Arnold. About 48 min
neutralTommy ChongShea Serrano: Referenced because Radon Chong is identified as his daughter. About 40 min
neutralGene SimmonsBill Simmons: Mentioned as an early casting possibility for the film. About 56 min
neutralNick NolteBill Simmons: Mentioned as another early casting possibility for the film. About 56 min
favorableRaul JuliaBill Simmons: Named as the director's preferred choice for the dictator role, contrasted with Hedaya. About 56 min
neutralWings HauserBill Simmons: Mentioned as an earlier choice for Bennett before Vernon Wells was cast. About 56 min
neutralDolph LundgrenBill Simmons: Mentioned hypothetically as a stronger physical match for Bennett in an alternate casting scenario. About 1:04
15 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Kyle BrandtLoved it

Commando

Calls it pure candy and loves it precisely because it is light, dumb, and fun.

Opening minutes
Shea SerranoLoved it

Commando

Argues the film is the necessary appetizer before Predator and a key part of Arnold's action evolution.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Commando

Frames it as important for action-movie history and as an early showcase for Arnold as a good guy.

Opening minutes
Kyle BrandtLoved it

John Matrix

Loves the character's title and cool credentials, joking that the name sounds like a perfect bio.

About 16 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

the under-the-bed kidnapping moment

Highlights the kidnapping setup as a strong, efficient opening scene with a great montage lead-in.

About 16 min
Shea SerranoLoved it

the plane escape

Finds the plane sequence hilarious and exhilarating, especially Arnold's deadpan behavior and improbable escape.

About 24 min
Kyle BrandtLoved it

the mall fight

Enjoys the chaotic mall action and the absurd number of security guards involved.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

the hotel room brawl

Likes the ridiculous fight and its mix of bad combat, nudity, and macho dialogue.

About 32 min
Shea SerranoLoved it

Bill Duke

Treats Bill Duke as one of the film's scariest and most convincing presences.

About 24 min
Kyle BrandtLoved it

Bill Duke

Says Bill Duke is so good that he could plausibly beat Arnold in real life and should be considered among Arnold's greatest enemies.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Radon Chong

Thinks she is one of the movie's best parts and that her presence helps the film age better.

About 40 min
Shea SerranoLoved it

Radon Chong

Argues her performance is funny, charming, and underrated in the action-movie landscape.

About 40 min
Bill SimmonsLiked it

the Bennett-Matrix dynamic

Reads the final showdown as weirdly sexual and emotionally charged, not just a standard villain fight.

About 1:04
Shea SerranoLiked it

the Bennett-Matrix dynamic

Interprets Bennett as admiring Matrix's killing ability and wanting to test himself against him.

About 1:04
Kyle BrandtLoved it

the movie's violence

Thinks the excessive violence is part of the fun and an essential 1980s action-movie quality.

About 24 min
5 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Arnold as action-star prototype

The episode treats Commando as the movie that establishes Schwarzenegger as the heroic, modern one-man-army lead.

Opening minutes

Action movie evolution

The hosts place the film in the history of the action genre alongside Rambo, Bruce Lee, Clint Eastwood, and later Taken/John Wick style films.

Opening minutes

Unintentional comedy

A major part of the episode is that the film is funny in ways it probably did not intend.

Opening minutes

Zero character arc

The film is praised for being pure mission-drive with little internal change or emotional complication.

About 8 min

1980s excess

The episode repeatedly highlights the era's violence, nudity, fashion, malls, and absurd production choices.

About 24 min
23 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

Val Verde is a fictional South American country reused across movies.

About 8 min

Production note

The movie made about $57.5 million on a $9 million budget.

About 8 min

Production note

Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel disagreed on the movie, with Siskel thumbs down and Ebert thumbs up.

About 8 min

Production note

The film's body count is stated as 109 total, with 102 kills by Arnold.

About 1:20

Production note

The Sherman Oaks Mall was used for the mall sequence.

About 1:20

Production note

The final compound is the Harold Lloyd estate in Beverly Hills.

About 1:20

Production note

The little red car Radon Chong drives is a Sunbeam Alpine.

About 1:20

Production note

The movie has a 90-minute theatrical cut and a 91-minute director's cut with extra gore and saucier dialogue.

About 48 min

Predator

Used as the next step after Commando in Arnold's career and as a more ambitious film.

Opening minutes

Die Hard

Mentioned in a comparison describing Commando as a precursor to later hostage-action films.

Opening minutes

Taken

Used to compare hostage-rescue tension and more polished emotional acting.

About 8 min

First Blood Part 2

Used as the key Stallone comparison and part of the 1985 action rivalry discussion.

Opening minutes

Roadhouse

Mentioned as another movie that blends serious and ridiculous tones.

Opening minutes

The Equalizer

Referenced as a later action movie with a hardware-store climax similar to Commando's climax.

About 48 min

48 Hours

Used both as a prior episode reference and as a comparison for theme music theft.

Opening minutes

Training Day

Referenced for the common 'hide in the bathtub' action-movie trope.

About 24 min

John Wick 3

Used to compare a villain who admires the hero while trying to kill him.

About 1:04

Point Break

Used in a later discussion of sequels that should have been made.

About 1:20

Beverly Hills Cop

Referenced because the final house location was also used in that film.

Opening minutes

The Last Boy Scout

Referenced when discussing the flight attendant actor's other role.

About 1:12

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Referenced as something Bill Duke directed.

About 32 min

Coming to America

Referenced in the discussion of sequel expectations and franchise behavior.

About 16 min

The Crow

Referenced when discussing David Patrick Kelly as a memorable 'that guy' actor.

About 56 min
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Air-sick / dead-tired plane joke

The hosts keep quoting Arnold's deadpan excuse on the plane and laughing at how absurd it is.

About 24 min

Val Verde as fake-country running joke

The fictional country becomes a recurring joke and a symbol of 1980s production shortcuts.

About 8 min

Bill Duke praise spiral

The hosts keep escalating their admiration for Bill Duke, treating him as a top-tier action-movie villain.

About 24 min

Could you swing from that?

The hosts joke about wanting to swing from mall fixtures or similar action-movie opportunities.

About 32 min

That guy / that girl awards

The episode includes running category riffs about memorable character actors and small-role standouts.

About 56 min

Kyle Brandt

“straight candy”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“let off some steam, Bennett”
About 1:12

Kyle Brandt

“dead tired”
About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“one gigantic motherfucker”
About 1:04

Shea Serrano

“fuck, dude, let off some steam”
About 1:12

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