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THE REWATCHABLES · April 12, 2022

The Player

A 1992 comedy / crime directed by Robert Altman, covered in the complete Rewatchables archive.

ComedyCrime1990sDirected by Robert Altman
Overall episode#249Source sheet order
Movie year19921990s
Tomatometer97%Critics’ score
Metacritic86View score
Roger Ebert4/4Original star rating
DirectorRobert AltmanComedy / Crime

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

A celebratory, highly digressive conversation about The Player as a sharp Hollywood satire, a great Altman comeback, and an early template for modern meta-showbiz storytelling. The hosts emphasize its suspense mechanics, ensemble construction, and predictive view of the movie industry’s self-satire and corporate churn.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01The opening seven-minute Hollywood pitch sequence is endlessly quotable and sets the movie’s meta tone immediately. About 48 min
  2. 02Altman’s crowd scenes and overlapping dialogue create constant detail to catch on repeat viewing. About 48 min
  3. 03The movie works both as a noir-ish murder mystery and as a Hollywood satire. About 40 min
  4. 04The celebrity cameos and industry in-jokes make the film richer once you know the references. About 48 min

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateGreta Scacchi’s character feels under-motivated and somewhat hard to read. About 1:12
  2. minorThe costumes, especially the oversized double-breasted suits, look dated. About 1:20
  3. minorSome of the police-station/murder-reporting logistics seem implausibly fast or overworked. About 1:20 · medium confidence

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Opening pitch sequence

A rapid-fire barrage of Hollywood pitches, fake loglines, and meta jokes that establishes the film’s tone and targets studio logic.

About 48 min
Favorite

Party scene with Sidney Pollack

A big Altman crowd sequence that showcases his ability to move through a packed room while keeping dialogue alive.

About 48 min
positive

Bicycle Thieves theater encounter

Griffin’s encounter with Vincent D’Onofrio at the movie theater leads into the murder plot and a sharp exchange about screenwriting.

About 56 min
Favorite

Hotel pool pitch meeting

The absurdly overworked pitch for a star-less legal thriller shows the film skewering development culture.

About 56 min
Favorite

Gala speech and Habeas Corpus reveal

A fake-straight studio speech about the art of movies is followed by the reveal of the overblown in-film movie.

About 56 min
positive

Pasadena police-station interrogation

Whoopi Goldberg and Lyle Lovett interrogate Griffin in a scene full of comic deadpan and physical business.

About 40 min
mixed

Griffin and Greta Scacchi at the house

Their flirtation/confession scenes are atmospheric but leave her motivation ambiguous.

About 1:12

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed About 8 min

Whether The Player is the first modern meta-Hollywood movie

Bill Simmons

It feels like ground zero for the modern era of Hollywood self-satire.

Sean Fennessey

It’s not the first, but it is an especially important and influential version of the form.

Wesley Morris

It crystallizes the late-80s/early-90s Hollywood-awareness trend more than originating it.

They partly agreed About 32 min

What Altman’s career legacy is

Bill Simmons

His comeback and technical skill make him one of the great late-career filmmakers.

Sean Fennessey

His biggest legacy is influence on later filmmakers and ensemble storytelling.

Wesley Morris

His legacy includes understanding the business models that let him keep working.

They partly agreed About 1:12

How to read Greta Scacchi’s character

Bill Simmons

The character feels underexplained and not fully convincing.

Sean Fennessey

She is a deliberate noir/Altman-type cipher rather than a fully motivated realist character.

Wesley Morris

Her opacity fits the movie’s cliche and art-world logic.

No final agreement About 1:20 · medium confidence

Whether The Player could work as a prestige TV series

Bill Simmons

It might work in a stretched format, though he resists the idea.

Sean Fennessey

The mystery plus industry setting could support episodic expansion.

Wesley Morris

He jokes the format might already exist in a different TV-era version of the same material.

16 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
very favorableRobert AltmanBill Simmons: Praised as a brilliant, iconoclastic, and curious filmmaker whose late-career comeback is central to the film’s meaning. Opening minutes
favorableMichael TolkinBill Simmons: Credited as the novelist/screenwriter, with discussion of how different the book is from the film. About 24 min
favorableBurt ReynoldsWesley Morris: His long story scene is singled out as a great example of Altman’s framing and Reynolds’ comic timing. About 40 min very favorableWhoopi GoldbergSean Fennessey: Celebrated as a scene-stealer whose police-interrogation bits and comic timing are peak early-90s Whoopi. About 40 min favorableTim RobbinsBill Simmons: Seen as a good fit for Griffin Mill, becoming more fully realized as the film goes on. About 40 min
mixedGreta ScacchiBill Simmons: Admired for sex appeal and presence, but her character is questioned for unclear motives and cliche qualities. About 1:12
favorableSydney PollackSean Fennessey: Praised as a great actor cameo and part of a post-1990s run that includes Eyes Wide Shut. About 48 min neutralJohn CusackBill Simmons: Mentioned as part of a brief dead-fish handshake cameo and part of the era’s star ecosystem. About 56 min · medium confidence
neutralAngelica HustonBill Simmons: Referenced briefly as part of the film’s cameo parade. About 56 min · medium confidence
favorableLyle LovettSean Fennessey: Appears as the detective and gets praised for the bizarre, funny interrogation scenes. About 40 min favorableBrian JamesBill Simmons: Used as an example of a great character actor, including as the studio chief in the film. About 56 min
very favorableRichard E. GrantBill Simmons: Praised as a standout, especially for the frantic Habeas Corpus pitch scene. About 1:12
favorableDean StockwellSean Fennessey: Liked as part of the Habeas Corpus pitch duo and a likely coked-up energy source. About 1:12
mixedCynthia StevensonBill Simmons: Seen as a plausible but debated casting choice for the studio executive’s girlfriend/assistant role. About 1:12
neutralJoan TewkesburySean Fennessey: Named as one of the writers whose characters are in the opening pitch scene. About 40 min
neutralAlan RudolphSean Fennessey: Mentioned as another real filmmaker in the opening-pitch sequence, adding to the movie’s insider texture. About 40 min
11 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLoved it

The Player as Hollywood satire

Bill frames the movie as a hugely impactful inside-Hollywood satire that made him feel fascinated and distant from the industry.

Opening minutes
Sean FennesseyLoved it

Robert Altman’s late-career comeback

Sean argues this film restored Altman’s standing and fits his broader legacy as an iconoclast and ensemble master.

About 16 min
Wesley MorrisLoved it

The Player as industry self-awareness

Wesley calls it one of the first movies to fully voice the Hollywood self-critique already circulating in books and magazines.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Opening pitch sequence

Bill repeatedly celebrates the opening as a perfect, layered set piece and one of the film’s signature achievements.

About 48 min
Sean FennesseyLoved it

Altman crowd choreography

Sean emphasizes Altman’s ability to keep big party scenes alive by lingering just long enough on each person.

About 48 min
Wesley MorrisMixed

Business vs art

Wesley argues the movie captures executives’ desire to control art while exposing the emptiness of their stewardship.

About 32 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Whoopi Goldberg interrogation scenes

Bill loves Whoopi’s comic police-station scenes and treats them as one of the film’s funniest running highlights.

About 40 min
Sean FennesseyLoved it

Whoopi Goldberg

Sean makes Whoopi the Dion Waiters winner, stressing that she steals every scene she’s in.

About 1:28
Bill SimmonsMixed

Cynthia Stevenson

Bill questions the casting fit for the female lead opposite Greene/Griffin and suggests another actress might have been more compelling.

About 1:12
Sean FennesseyLoved it

The Player’s ending

Sean praises the ending as a rare case where Altman imposes a needed, perfect resolution on a story that could have remained looser.

About 24 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Robert Altman

Bill treats Altman as a favorite director whose career comeback and technical skill are central to the episode’s admiration.

About 16 min
4 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Hollywood self-satire

The film mocks executives, pitches, vanity, and the emptiness of studio culture while still loving the business enough to make fun of it well.

About 8 min

Altman as ensemble filmmaker

Altman’s gift is shown as managing crowded spaces, overlapping voices, and communities rather than single-character psychology.

About 32 min

Industry power vs. creativity

The conversation returns to the idea that executives and business imperatives can obstruct art, even when they think they are helping it.

About 32 min

Prediction of modern movie culture

They see the film as forecasting the death of stars, the rise of meta comedy, and the current fragmentation of moviegoing.

About 1:20
21 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

Altman allegedly wanted to make a Hollywood satire so cheaply that he assembled dozens of celebrity cameos instead of a traditional star-driven cast.

About 24 min

Production note

The opening sequence reportedly required 15 takes and used the 10th one.

About 48 min

Production note

The film was adapted from Michael Tolkin’s 1988 novel, but the ending is very different.

About 24 min

Production note

Altman had a reputation for heavy drinking, drugs, gambling, and difficult behavior in earlier decades.

About 16 min

Production note

The movie reportedly features 65 celebrity cameos, including many Oscar winners and nominees.

About 24 min

Production note

Some cut footage included Jeff Daniels playing golf in a surgeon gown and Patrick Swayze doing karate moves.

About 1:20 · medium confidence

Singing in the Rain

Cited as an earlier Hollywood movie-about-movies precedent.

About 8 min

Larry Sanders

Referenced as a later example of fourth-wall/self-satirical showbiz storytelling.

About 8 min

Wayne’s World

Used as a contemporary example of fourth-wall-breaking self-awareness.

About 8 min

Premiere

One of the entertainment magazines whose Hollywood cynicism fed the film’s sensibility.

About 8 min

Spy

Mentioned as another source of Hollywood-insider attitude.

About 8 min

Bonfire of the Vanities

Used as a failed comparison point for Hollywood vanity and corporate satire.

About 8 min

MASH

Referenced as an early Altman hit and a legacy touchstone.

About 16 min

Nashville

Named as Altman’s peak ensemble film and a key influence on his style.

About 32 min

Boogie Nights

Cited as a Paul Thomas Anderson movie that borrows from Altman’s ensemble approach.

About 32 min

The Long Goodbye

Used as a comparison point for the Greta Scacchi character’s icy ambiguity.

About 1:12

Tropi c Thunder

Named as a later meta-Hollywood satire in the same lineage.

About 1:20

Network

Referenced as another media-industry satire.

About 1:20

Argo

Referenced as a newer industry movie with Hollywood business satire elements.

About 1:20 · medium confidence

Eyes Wide Shut

Used as a later Pollack appearance and a visual reference point for his acting run.

About 48 min

The Godfather

Referenced in a joke about studio bosses and power dynamics.

About 1:04 · medium confidence
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

“Julie Roberts / Bruce Willis” casting joke

They repeatedly joke that those two stars were the default answer for casting any movie in the early 90s.

About 48 min

“More murder” / casual murder talk

The group treats the movie’s homicide as both absurdly serious and oddly breezy.

About 56 min

“Dion Waiters” awards bit

They hand out their recurring “Dion Waiters” honor for scene-stealing comic performances.

About 1:28

“Former that guy” / Joey Pants-style character actor discussion

They riff on actors who were once nameless but later became recognized character actors.

About 56 min

“Apex Mountain” rankings

They repeatedly try to place actors and the movie itself at peak career moments.

About 40 min

Bill Simmons

“It'll be funny? Yeah, it'll be funny.”
About 48 min

Bill Simmons

“We want real people here.”
About 56 min

Sean Fennessey

“The critics are calling The Player a masterpiece.”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“Pasadena is as good a place to die as anywhere.”
About 1:04

Bill Simmons

“You don't get to see the tits you want to see”
About 1:12

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UNITED STATES

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WHAT TO WATCH NEXT

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Three movies to watch before The Player, and three to watch next.

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