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The Italian Job

2003Runtime unavailableActionCrime

Movie details, ratings, and The Rewatchables episode for The Italian Job.

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The Italian Job2003
RT CRITICS72
RT AUDIENCE80
METACRITIC68
Directed byF. Gary GrayMovie director
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RT critics72%Tomatometer
RT audience80%Popcornmeter
Metacritic68Critic score

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Episode awards

See who or what the hosts picked for each award.

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EPISODE 464

The Italian Job

17 picked · 6 without a winner

Who won the movie?

Picked on the show

the Mini Coopers

They finish by agreeing that the Mini Coopers are the thing that wins the movie.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: Edward Norton

Most rewatchable scene

Picked on the show

the Venice opening and the safe heist / chase sequence

The room settles on the Venice opening and heist sequence as the part they most want to rewatch.

~ 0:40:00Runner-up: the underwater robbery and speedboat chase

What’s aged the best?

No winner

No clear winner

Several things are praised, but the discussion never settles cleanly on one single winner.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: early-2000s Mini Coopers

Apex Mountain

Likely pick

Seth Green

They suggest this may be the peak of Seth Green's run, though the movie itself is also discussed as a Mini Cooper showcase.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: the Mini Coopers
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Most 2003 thing about this movie

Picked on the show

Lyle saying he invented Napster

They treat Lyle's Napster brag as the clearest marker of the movie's 2003-ness.

~ 0:48:00Runner-up: Hollywood Boulevard feeling alive and busy

The Floyd Gondolli, Butter on My Ass, Lollipops in My Mouth Award for something I just enjoy

Likely pick

the origin montage of putting the crew together

They land on the pleasure of introducing a crew and explaining each person's role.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: gold bars in movies

Great shot Gordo award

Likely pick

the pan up out of Venice and down into the Alps

They favor the Venice-to-Alps transition as the standout shot while mentioning Sutherland's body as another option.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: Sutherland's body popping out of the water

Chess Rockwell, Brock Landers award

Picked on the show

Handsome Rob

They briefly debate a few names, but Handsome Rob is the pick that gets stated most clearly.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: Skinny Pete

Kid Cudi should happiness where best needle drop

Picked on the show

the California soul song

They single out the California soul song as the best needle drop.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: the radio techno used while driving around

Was there a better title for this movie?

No winner

No clear winner

They suggest alternative titles, but nobody fully lands on one as the answer.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: LA Job

Butch's girlfriend award

Likely pick

the money / heist economics

The discussion turns to the movie's weak point being its stakes and money logic, with the romance issues also noted.

~ 0:56:00Runner-up: Charlize Theron's chemistry with Wahlberg

What’s aged the worst?

Picked on the show

Jason Statham's hair-covered head

They ultimately settle on Statham's early hair as the clearest thing that has aged badly.

~ 1:12:00Runner-up: the final Wahlberg-Charlize romance beat

Hans Gruber scale villain ranking

No winner

No clear winner

They place Norton in the middle of the scale, but the exact number never becomes a firm consensus.

~ 1:12:00Runner-up: null

Overacting award

Picked on the show

the Ukrainian brother

They single out the Ukrainian brother for the most over-the-top performance.

~ 1:12:00

Van Lathan award

Picked on the show

the movie needed more black people

Van argues the film would have benefited from more Black characters and more Black LA texture.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: a black sidekick for Steve

Casting what ifs

Picked on the show

Leonardo DiCaprio as the Mark Wahlberg role

They settle on DiCaprio as the most interesting alternate for Wahlberg's part.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: Mark Wahlberg in SWAT

Joey Pants award for best that guy

No winner

No clear winner

Several character actors are floated, but the discussion does not produce a single clean consensus.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: Skinny Pete

Recasting couch director city

Picked on the show

Leonardo DiCaprio as the Mark Wahlberg part

They again favor DiCaprio in Wahlberg's role while also imagining Cruise in Norton's part.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: Tom Cruise as Edward Norton

Pick a Nits

No winner

No clear winner

They point out several implausible mechanics and staging details without settling on one single nit.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: Charlize pretending to be a cable repair person

Sequel, prequel, prestige TV, all black cast or untouchable

No winner

No clear winner

They brainstorm multiple spin-off directions, but no single concept becomes the clear choice.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: an all-Black cast version

Memorability you'd want from this movie

Picked on the show

the Mini Coopers

Craig identifies the Mini Coopers as the movie's most memorable element.

~ 1:20:00

Coach Finstock, Mr. Maggie were best, worst, life lesson

Picked on the show

trust everyone, just don't trust the devil inside them

They land on Sutherland's advice about the devil inside as the movie's life lesson.

~ 1:20:00Runner-up: one last job

Best double feature choice

Picked on the show

Fast Four

They choose Fast Four because it echoes the Italian Job's heist-and-cars energy.

~ 1:20:00

About these picks Winners come from the episode transcript. Timestamps may be a little off.

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