Hitch
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Who won the movie?
DeclaredWill Smith
They agree Will Smith wins the movie, with Kevin James making a strong case as the closest challenger.
What’s Aged the Best
Apparent consensusWill Smith’s advice and the way he talks to women
They agree the movie’s dating advice and Will Smith’s approach to women hold up especially well.
Apex Mountain
DeclaredWill Smith
They place Will Smith’s peak elsewhere, while Eva Mendes and Kevin James get discussed as possible peak candidates for this movie.
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The Floyd Gondoli Butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth award for something I just enjoy
DeclaredWill Smith being smooth
The room settles on Will Smith at his smoothest as the thing they simply enjoy most.
What’s Aged the Worst
Apparent consensusthe line about lying, stealing, cheating, and drinking
They single out the corny quote and also note the movie’s tabloid-office world has dated.
Kid Cudi Pursuit of Happiness award for best needle drop
DeclaredUsher’s “Yeah!”
They pick Usher’s “Yeah!” as the standout needle drop, with A. Marie also discussed as a major soundtrack moment.
Was there a better title for this movie?
DeclaredHitch
They reject the working title and agree Hitch is the perfect title.
Flex category
DeclaredWhat’s Aged the Worst: Michael Rapaport as a likable friend
Mina uses the flex slot to flag Michael Rapaport’s casting as a likable friend as the weakest aging point.
Weak link
Apparent consensusthe Will Smith and Kevin James kissing scene
Mina identifies the prolonged kissing lesson scene as the film’s weakest stretch.
What’s the most 2005 thing about this movie?
DeclaredStefan Marbury in a Knicks uniform
They agree the Knicks-era Marbury cameo is the most time-stamped 2005 element.
Best use of food or drink
DeclaredBenadryl through a straw
They choose the Benadryl-through-a-straw gag as the movie’s best food-or-drink bit.
Coach Finstock, Mr. McGregor, best worst life lesson
Apparent consensusTrue love doesn’t need gimmicks
They reject the movie’s corny aphorisms and land on the simpler lesson that true love should not need gimmicks.
Best double feature choice
DeclaredFocus
They choose Focus as the cleanest double-feature partner, though Six Degrees of Separation is also praised.