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THE REWATCHABLES · December 14, 2021

The Last Boy Scout

A 1991 action / comedy directed by Tony Scott, covered in the complete Rewatchables archive.

ActionComedy1990sDirected by Tony Scott

ON THIS EPISODE

Overall episode#233Source sheet order
Movie year19911990s
Tomatometer48%Critics’ score
Metacritic52View score
Roger Ebert3/4Original star rating
DirectorTony ScottAction / Comedy

FROM THE CONVERSATION

What they said about the movie

The hosts argue that The Last Boy Scout is a dark, overcooked but highly rewatchable early-90s action movie that cranks up the violence, cynicism, and buddy-movie energy. They admire its Shane Black dialogue, Tony Scott style, Willis/Wayans chemistry, and especially the shocking opening football scene, while noting the film’s misogyny, rough production, and some dated elements.
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WHY IT WORKS

What made it rewatchable

  1. 01The opening football massacre is treated as an all-timer shock scene that sets the movie’s insane tone immediately. About 24 min
  2. 02Willis and Wayans have strong mismatched-partner chemistry, with real antagonism that plays well on screen. About 8 min
  3. 03Shane Black’s dialogue is packed with sharp, quotable, ultra-specific banter. Opening minutes
  4. 04Tony Scott’s maximalist action style makes every set piece feel bigger and crazier than the last. Opening minutes

WHAT DID NOT WORK

Their main criticisms

  1. moderateThe movie is extremely misogynistic and dated in its treatment of women. About 8 min
  2. minorThe rap-music joke and some homophobia/misogyny read poorly now. About 48 min
  3. minorThe daughter scene runs too long and is irritating. About 48 min
  4. minorFootball realism is wildly off, especially roughing-the-passer and game logic. About 48 min

SCENES THEY KEPT COMING BACK TO

Standout moments

Favorite

Billy Cole shoots defenders and himself

The opening football scene is treated as the movie’s signature shocker and the set piece that defines the tone.

About 24 min
positive

Joe finds a man in the closet

The household/detective tension leads into a car bombing and advances the noir tone.

About 32 min
Favorite

Jimmy’s gambling-and-drugs speech

Jimmy’s tirade about league hypocrisy and injury reporting is singled out as great Shane Black dialogue.

About 32 min
positive

Joe versus Kim Coates

The confrontation with the bad guy is remembered for its menace and physical punchline.

About 32 min
Favorite

Final football-game showdown

The climax mixes a horse, a sniper, a massive throw, and a stand-up fight in the stands.

About 32 min
positive

Car chase into the pool

The Hollywood Hills chase and pool crash are praised as visually cool Tony Scott spectacle.

About 32 min
mixed

Strip club / Corey sequence

Halle Berry’s small role stands out, but the violence around her character is not enjoyed.

About 32 min

WHERE THEY DISAGREED

The biggest debates

They partly agreed About 1:12

Which game was crazier to attend: the Billy Cole shooting or the final showdown

Bill Simmons

The final showdown is crazier because more happens and it is harder to explain.

Chris Ryan

The opening shooting is the crazier single event, but the final game may be the crazier overall attendance experience.

They agreed About 1:20

Whether Joe Hallenbeck would realistically care less about his murdered girlfriend

Bill Simmons

Jimmy/Joe seems to shrug off the girlfriend’s death too quickly.

Chris Ryan

The emotional aftermath feels underplayed and oddly rushed.

They partly agreed About 56 min

Who should play Joe Hallenbeck in a recast

Bill Simmons

Don Johnson would have been a great fit.

Chris Ryan

Rene Russo could work, but Bill prefers Johnson for the role.

11 People discussedActors, directors, writers, and producers
8 Conversation takesSpeakers shown only where the transcript identifies them
Bill SimmonsLiked it

The Last Boy Scout

Calls it a delayed-hit action movie with huge swings, darker than expected, and highly rewatchable.

Opening minutes
Chris RyanLoved it

Shane Black’s writing

Argues Black’s stage directions and voice make the script unusually fun to read.

Opening minutes
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Bruce Willis as Joe Hallenbeck

Says Hallenbeck belongs in Willis’s best-character conversation and is a great hungover performance.

About 8 min
Chris RyanLoved it

Damon Wayans as Jimmy Dix

Thinks Wayans gives a movie-star performance and could have had a much bigger film career.

About 8 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Billy Cole opening football-game massacre

Treats the opening as one of the craziest movie openings he’s ever seen.

About 24 min
Chris RyanLoved it

football themes in the film

Finds the gambling-and-corruption themes surprisingly prescient for 1991.

About 16 min
Bill SimmonsLoved it

Halle Berry

Says she is instantly magnetic and one of the best-looking presences ever on screen.

About 40 min
Chris RyanLoved it

Taylor Negron

Views Negron as a near-perfect villain who helped define the scary-but-quirky bad guy template.

About 48 min
4 ThemesThe larger ideas in the discussion

Football as corruption business

The film anticipates gambling, corruption, owners, drugs, and cynicism surrounding pro football.

About 16 min

Action-movie escalation

Each sequence keeps outdoing the last, with the movie constantly cranking the violence and absurdity higher.

Opening minutes

Mismatched partners

The core engine is a hostile, funny, mismatched duo rather than a true buddy-cop relationship.

About 8 min

Cynical masculinity

The film centers on hungover, beaten-down men operating in a morally rotten world.

About 8 min
22 Facts and referencesProduction notes and other movies mentioned

Production note

The script sold for a then-record $1.75 million.

Opening minutes

Production note

The movie was expensive to post-produce and went through multiple editors.

About 8 min

Production note

The film was reportedly cut down from an NC-17 level of violence.

About 8 min

Production note

The football consultants were O.J. Simpson and A.C. Cowlings.

About 56 min

Production note

The film was shot partly at the Los Angeles Coliseum, where an extra-related near-riot occurred.

About 56 min

Production note

Shane Black’s original script had a much larger, darker second half, including snuff-film elements.

About 1:04

Production note

The line about blackmailing the owner with the stripper girlfriend is presented as plausible even now.

About 40 min

Die Hard

Used repeatedly to compare Bruce Willis’s role and the movie’s Christmas-season release pattern.

Opening minutes

Lethal Weapon

Cited as a Shane Black template and source of recycled dialogue.

Opening minutes

JFK

Used as a comparison for dark conspiratorial material and over-the-top darkness.

Opening minutes

Cobra

Compared as another violent, incoherent action movie from the same era.

Opening minutes

Any Given Sunday

Referenced as another very dark football movie and a possible future re-do episode.

About 16 min

North Dallas Forty

Cited as an earlier dark football movie about painkillers and team corruption.

About 16 min

The Program

Mentioned as another football film with steroids/cynicism themes.

About 16 min

Rudy

Used as the rare uplifting football movie example.

About 16 min

True Romance

Referenced as a later Tony Scott film shaped by Joel Silver and the same style of bad guys.

About 56 min

Boermerang

Used to argue Halle Berry had a better role and more screen time elsewhere.

About 40 min

In Living Color

Cited as key to Damon Wayans’s visibility and career context.

About 8 min

Hudson Hawk

Used as part of Bruce Willis’s rough pre-Last Boy Scout run.

Opening minutes

Bonfire of the Vanities

Another weak Willis-era project mentioned as context for needing a hit.

Opening minutes

The Last Boy Scout script

The hosts discuss the original Shane Black draft and how it differed from the film.

Opening minutes

Pro Set

Referenced as the football card brand used for the title-card gag.

About 40 min
10 Running jokes and short linesRecurring bits captured from the conversation

Head or gut

Bill repeats a running phrase from the promo/open, then jokes about the old Grantland hiring story.

Opening minutes · medium confidence

Hungover-actor comparison game

They compare Willis to Don Johnson and Nick Nolte as contenders for greatest hungover actor.

About 8 min

Bad guys saying full names

They joke about villains using a person’s full name to sound derisive and threatening.

About 40 min

That guy / Joey Pants awards

They spend time ranking supporting actors like Kim Coates, Frank Collison, and Bruce McGill.

About 48 min

Football realism nitpicks

They repeatedly mock the logistics of the opening game, final throw, and rule enforcement.

About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“The Last Boy Scout is next.”
Opening minutes

Chris Ryan

“the fucked up younger cousin”
Opening minutes

Bill Simmons

“Ain't life a bitch”
About 24 min

Bill Simmons

“You are losing it!”
About 32 min

Bill Simmons

“The gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread!”
About 32 min

MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT

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UNITED STATES

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